CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace is homeless... Again.

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Thetan said:
Erm..... he STOLE her car. The police will take this very seriously, the fact that Jace is Gail's son notwithstanding. All she has to do is pick up the phone to end this dumbfuckery. Jace was even helpful enough to tell everyone on Twitter (which I'm sure Rob checks, if not Gail) exactly where he's going to be. :stupid: Unless, of course, this is another one of Jace's clever "False Flags". Let's hope he decides to stream on Monday. It could be interesting.
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She didnt call the cops when he drove off in it singing Highway To The Dangerzone, I don't think she'll call them this time either. Gail doesn't want to get the authorities involved, just her fuckbudd--- i mean, pastor.
 
OfflineCyberBully said:
He's saving himself for Tyce. :tomgirl:
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"Shut up and kiss me!"
 
OBAMATRON said:
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Was that p to the parkour or peter parkour?

Also, not verbatim but 'I'm not gonna say exactly my age because I lied about it before', 'I'm 23' and 'I'm somewhere between a teenage stoner and a soldier'. Yes, you are somewhere between, Jace.

Also, college friends. And he is rrtired from his tour of duty in the marines, but is still doing missions for them. Hopefully they are still paying him.
 
So does anyone have any theories about what "illegal shit" Jace and Tyce were doing for money, it must be something fairly big considering they got enough to get Eli a plane ticket and Jace a new monitor. When he mentioned it on the live stream he straight up wouldn't talk about it, which is saying something for a guy who has recorded himself driving stoned, smoking on his stream and trying to kidnap someone. Tyce is clearly into some seriously shady stuff too based on the facts Jace has been saying, he's definitely willing to do something big that Jace would follow along with. I wouldn't be surprised if they're burglarizing houses or something similar.
 
A few people have mentioned stealing money from church collection plates, but I'm guessing that was hyperbole
 
bacterium said:
Was that p to the parkour or peter parkour?

Also, not verbatim but 'I'm not gonna say exactly my age because I lied about it before', 'I'm 23' and 'I'm somewhere between a teenage stoner and a soldier'. Yes, you are somewhere between, Jace.

Also, college friends. And he is rrtired from his tour of duty in the marines, but is still doing missions for them. Hopefully they are still paying him.
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P-to-the-parkourdude. He used to do that all the time in his older videos (dudebro persona). But yeah, it sounds a lot like "Peter the parkourdude."
 
This is a hunch but based on what I hear in the video, I think he's determined to follow suit to Israel and look for Tupac(RIP) together with Eli. This can and will turn ugly for both of them.
 
StallChaser said:
P-to-the-parkourdude. He used to do that all the time in his older videos (dudebro persona). But yeah, it sounds a lot like "Peter the parkourdude."
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Hmm, well I'm gonna stick to believing he was bitten by a radioactive spider while on a secret mission for the marine seals. It explains his parkouring abilities. And why they keep using him after he retired.
 
Lou said:
So does anyone have any theories about what "illegal shit" Jace and Tyce were doing for money, it must be something fairly big considering they got enough to get Eli a plane ticket and Jace a new monitor. When he mentioned it on the live stream he straight up wouldn't talk about it, which is saying something for a guy who has recorded himself driving stoned, smoking on his stream and trying to kidnap someone. Tyce is clearly into some seriously shady stuff too based on the facts Jace has been saying, he's definitely willing to do something big that Jace would follow along with. I wouldn't be surprised if they're burglarizing houses or something similar.
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Did you watch the last 10 minutes of this week's stream? Jace's friend called in to warn him that a shipment of cocaine had been intercepted and "the cartel" believed that Jace had snitched on them.

Or that's how I understood it.
 
Lou said:
So does anyone have any theories about what "illegal shit" Jace and Tyce were doing for money, it must be something fairly big considering they got enough to get Eli a plane ticket and Jace a new monitor. When he mentioned it on the live stream he straight up wouldn't talk about it, which is saying something for a guy who has recorded himself driving stoned, smoking on his stream and trying to kidnap someone. Tyce is clearly into some seriously shady stuff too based on the facts Jace has been saying, he's definitely willing to do something big that Jace would follow along with. I wouldn't be surprised if they're burglarizing houses or something similar.
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It'd have to be something in Jace's comfort zone and something even Gail would recognize as illegal. My guess? Buying weed from their regular dealer and then selling it at an even higher price to kids Tyce knows from high school. Jace said that once Eli left his percentage of the profits got higher so it sounds like Jace, Tyce, and Eli are dealing. They could also be straight up dealing for Kyle. Way back in the Postal 2 stream he said something like "we're trying to branch out" when referring to trying to get more people to buy from Kyle so obviously he feels as if he's part of Kyle's business venture. I doubt they're dealing coke but you never know.
 
also, finally an admission from Jace that he's younger than he pretends to be! 11:52 on the new video.
 
KatsuKitty said:
I want my own "Finish the Fight" lanyard.
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Looks like Halo 3 pre-release merchandise, at least the font matches. Whatever that tells of Jace's psyche is anyone's guess.

(I always thought that campaign was a bit daft and overhyped, Halo's campaign was good but not that good. I'd totally pay for official "Start Another Fight" or "Fighting. Do it." merch though. After all, as Chris taught us, you gotta have merchandise because it's like a wedding ring for the product.)
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
It'd have to be something in Jace's comfort zone and something even Gail would recognize as illegal. My guess? Buying weed from their regular dealer and then selling it at an even higher price to kids Tyce knows from high school. Jace said that once Eli left his percentage of the profits got higher so it sounds like Jace, Tyce, and Eli are dealing. They could also be straight up dealing for Kyle. Way back in the Postal 2 stream he said something like "we're trying to branch out" when referring to trying to get more people to buy from Kyle so obviously he feels as if he's part of Kyle's business venture. I doubt they're dealing coke but you never know.
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Cocaine is a rough trade, man. You arent dealing with kids looking to spend milk money, youre moving some late night transactions to some seriously sketchy people. You gotta be careful how your customers do the drug, even. A lot of coke dealers wont move to people who shoot it up because those are the kind that will stab you for your stash. I dont think, from what ive seen, jace and company could move powder. Maybe they could transport a shipment for side cash, but i doubt many dealers would trust a goofy ass person with loose wires like that with any decent amount of stuff.
 
It's too bad Gail doesn't know an Officer Faggot who could deal with Jace. Pastor Faggot's not going to cut it this time.
 
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