Twitter Jace posts horrifying selfies on Twitter

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  • No, merge it into Jace General. Isn't noteworthy enough.

    Votes: 18 16.1%

  • Keep this thread so it doesn't get lost in General.

    Votes: 94 83.9%
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I'm putting these here because it's like, nothing, but if @DeagleDad420 feels they need their own thread he can do his thang. THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! Silly me for putting it in general.

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The first one creeps me out, there's something seriously weird about his chin. He doesn't have a first chin, just a second chin with a bump on it.
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Also looks like he has a tiny nose. It might just be that his whole face is flat, either way a side profile is not flattering for him.
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Opening a poll so THE PEOPLE can decide whether or not this deserves it's own thread.

Personally I love this shit because it just highlights his insane insecurity/pandering and how desperate he is to look cool... and how bad he is at it. Some thoughts:

I can't get enough of that first pic. There's... literally no definition there. It doesn't even look human, it looks like an abstract painting. There's no neck, jawline, no nothing. It's just... a sea of white, pasty sludge with a few facial features and a pair of women's sunglasses floating in the morass of flab.

The second pic makes him look like a gay high school teen taking glamor selfies on a boring school trip. Especially with that fucking duckface. The hair really really isn't doing him any favors.

Third pic, facial expression looks like he literally just shit his pants and is just beginning to smell the odor. Either that or he's halfway through shitting his pants. Hairline is... depressing.

Fourth pic he looks like he's out of his mind on drugs, either that or just completely fucking numb to the world around him after playing COD for 8 hours straight. Deer in the headlights stare from a grown man who can't be bothered to practice basic hygiene. He's clearly sleepwalking through life, but doesn't realize this; he thinks all it will take to look cool is wearing some Affliction and sunglasses. It's Jace's entire personality captured in one picture.
 
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The last picture makes him almost look the Pointy Haired Boss from Dilbert trying to be hip. Just get rid of the hair in the middle, give him a shave, and make the hair on the side stick up more. It is mostly the hair and that dull look in his face.
 
That second picture is a possible candidate to add to the great "lazy eye" debate. Either his left eye is pretty visible, or its an artefact that looks very much like an eye...
 
If the Playboi's twitter pussy hunt deserves a thread, this certainly does.
Those wonderful angles and beautiful expressions really do accentuate the commander's fine looks.

The fourth picture looks like someone slammed his face in with drugs.
 
To me these selfies look like he's having a self aware moment of the state of his hair and is trying to hold back his emotions. Its quite tragic, actually.
 
austinweiss13 said:
this is what it looks like to have lost control of your life
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"Dude, it's four in the morning, whuh, whutr'e you doin' man."
"Making Rogaine foam."
"Thaah what, Rogay foam?"
"Dude shut up, it's not gay foam, okaaaay, I just lost control of my life."
 
First one looks a bit otherworldly. Maybe he's an alien infiltrator who was tasked to prepare an extraterrestrial invasion. Then he discovered yawning squirtle brand weed and his memory got a bit warped.

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Poor Jace's lack of chin (:_(

I feel like Jace really doesn't look that bad compared to the likes of say OPL or TJ when he takes care of himself.
However Jace manages to still end up taking the worst possible photos.

Compare these photos to say the Saints Row Longplay outfit. With his beard shaped and hair covered up he looks far better.

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Speculating that after moving into Eli's cottage Jace doesn't have access to as much stuff and has let his hygiene further degrade. Gail might have at least been reminding him before.
 
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These look like the 'before' part of one of those 'before and after' montages the police put together to scare people into not trying meth. Its something about the completely glazed look on his face...time isn't going to be kind to Jace.
 
He tries to look hungry like the wolf.

But he looks more like one of the wolves that got tranquilized and tagged for tracking.
 
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