CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace's Homemade Weapons

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Judge Holden said:
.....ok warhammer nerds (and yes, im looking at YOU whomever it was who filled 1d4chan with cwc jokes and references), a bucket of rotting fish heads for whomever shoops jace's onto an ultramarine with an appropriate quote

2 buckets and a free lick of my armpit if you draw it from scratch
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Can I buy a doll pair of sunglasses and paint flames on it and slap it on a space marine.
I'm lazy
 
Judge Holden said:
.....ok warhammer nerds (and yes, im looking at YOU whomever it was who filled 1d4chan with cwc jokes and references), a bucket of rotting fish heads for whomever shoops jace's onto an ultramarine with an appropriate quote

2 buckets and a free lick of my armpit if you draw it from scratch
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Would "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" be fitting? I asked because I tried.

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Judge Holden said:
.....ok warhammer nerds (and yes, im looking at YOU whomever it was who filled 1d4chan with cwc jokes and references), a bucket of rotting fish heads for whomever shoops jace's onto an ultramarine with an appropriate quote

2 buckets and a free lick of my armpit if you draw it from scratch
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Totally OT but Holden you fuck I'm pricing out armies now goddamn it I can't spend all this money on little dolls!!!!!!
 
I could have sworn he taped the knife to a cardboard tube.
 
I hope he gets a bunch of privilege points taken away for making that mess in the laundry room.
 
I have faith that Jace, if he's smart enough, will learn through this, making better and more varied instruments. If he would just think a little before putting something together, he could do so much better than this. What would he make? The fun would be in finding out. It looks like he's thinking though, Just not enough yet. It would be interesting to see new developments if he continues. Wouldn't you think so?
 
he should have just bought the gun and hid it in his room(assuming his mom does not have tyrannical control of his bank accounts)

he could have also watched the mail carefully for his gun license response
 
Xalver said:
he should have just bought the gun and hid it in his room(assuming his mom does not have tyrannical control of his bank accounts)

he could have also watched the mail carefully for his gun license response
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don't you have to be 21 to own a handgun in Mass? Also, Jace is unlikely to be able to get together the money required to buy guns and ammo without outside help thanks to his weed/booze/veg oil habit (remember 4/20 - he still felt the need to obtain cannabis, despite living in thoroughly compromised circumstances). If he gets cravings that strong, it's unlikely he's saving money, and his only income is from social security - I doubt it's that much.
On top of that, remember not that long ago he lost a shitton of privelege points for trying to bulk buy .50 AE ammo (of course, he would try to buy some of the biggest bullets on the market - no compensation there, no siree) online with his mother's debit card - proof that he doesn't have the wherewithal to buy it himself.
Finally - if Jace had a gun, I am certain he would have killed or injured someone already. He's just too cocksure and stupid to treat firearms with respect - notice how when he's posturing with his toy deagle his finger is always on the trigger.
 
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Judge Holden said:
.....ok warhammer nerds (and yes, im looking at YOU whomever it was who filled 1d4chan with cwc jokes and references), a bucket of rotting fish heads for whomever shoops jace's onto an ultramarine with an appropriate quote

2 buckets and a free lick of my armpit if you draw it from scratch
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I tried... But I had to give up... It was starting to look pretty cool to me... Then I realised I was drawing Jace... I just can't bring myself to finish it when I could be drawing boobs.

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WWWWolf said:
Bah, combat jam is useless. Just makes a nasty mess that ends up not harming the enemies much. Tactical jam is much more useful, it can be used to jam radars.
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ESPECIALLY raspberry. Hajjis fucking HATE raspberry.
 
teheviltwin said:
I tried... But I had to give up... It was starting to look pretty cool to me... Then I realised I was drawing Jace... I just can't bring myself to finish it when I could be drawing boobs.

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you should finish :)

edit: i wish i could draw good :(
 
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WachtAmWeb said:
10/10 for effort, 2/10 for being over-generous to Jace's hairline.
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I had noticed this and that his face is to short in general. But I can not fix. I need to make things I can show normal people... o.O And boobs.

Xalver said:
you should finish :)

edit: i wish i could draw good :(
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Finishing would cause a ridiculous artblock. lol I shall just leave it incompletes.
 
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