Jace's Patreon account

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So instead of doing something to wipe out the remains of MICIS in the cottage, Jace is actually dropping in reinforcements. And "Islamic homosexual" reinforcements at that.

This will end well.
Queue in a screaming war against the wall and google searches for anti gay assassination style parkour.

EDIT: wrote ebay instead of google for some reason.
 
Queue in a screaming war against the wall and ebay searches for anti gay assassination style parkour.

You just know it...you just KNOW that somehow, the mice will manage to escape, AGAIN...

At least we'll have a "cartoon before the main movie" kind of deal with Deagle Nation and the continuation of its war with MICIS, meaning this will keep us entertained until the big op...

Jace promised that it would be bigger than Operation Tupacalypse. And since this is my 2000th post, I only have one thing left to say before the mission begins:

Godspeed, Jace, you crazy motherfucker. :semperfidelis:
 
I'm going to donate. If this means more content then I sincerely see no reason not to and I've recieved hours of free entertainment from these guys.
 
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I'm going to donate. If this means mode content then I sincerely see no reason not to and I've recieved hours of free entertainment from these guys.

I'd donate too, but I'm short on cash at the moment. I could probably donate a few bags of 6mmx6mm caseless ammunition for Deagle Nation's Black Ops Division to utilize.

I wonder if it's tax deductible?
 
Just wait until the SJWs get a load of this.

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Stay classy, Jace.
 
On the one hand I want to donate some money to Jace... On the other hand I'm not quite sure if I want to be labeled as a "known terrorist funder" if Jace somehow does decide to go full apeshit with a gun.

I'm actually not kidding.
 
Also, a Deagle Nation US tour sounds like it has the potential to either be the greatest thing ever or be the beginning of the end for Jace and friends.
The tour will be him streaming games and vomiting in his mom's SUV parked in a city near you.

I'm going to donate. If this means more content then I sincerely see no reason not to and I've recieved hours of free entertainment from these guys.
I'm pretty sure he'll keep making content regardless of donations. He's a retired US Seal, streaming is in his blood.
 
On the one hand I want to donate some money to Jace... On the other hand I'm not quite sure if I want to be labeled as a "known terrorist funder" if Jace somehow does decide to go full apeshit with a gun.

I'm actually not kidding.
This is why I'm weary too. I'd hate to end up on a watch list because Jace harmed someone for allegedly being a gay Muslim.
 
I'm pretty excited that he'll be payed on a content basis. I think that he'll switch gears significantly to filming everything and posting more content. I think the meager wages he'll get are only fair since he supplies so much entertainment to our community. I want him to set up one of those Amazon wishlists that camwhores set up to get cute things from sugardaddies. I'd love to buy Jace some dumb anti-gay charms or whatever bullshit he wants online.

Especially because Patreon is almost certainly going to stop supporting him soon. They don't even allow funding of porn comics anymore they aren't going to fuel Jace's drug filled debauchery for long.
 
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The teachings of Mousehammad (learned from eating those strange massive food pellets called "McNuggets") teach us that "when a man mounts another man, the throne of God shakes," so I must admit I'm not sure how I feel about my fellow rodents of the inverted fraternity coming into the Gamer shack. Perhaps me and my fellow Islamice can show them the true light of Gerballah and instruct them of their sinful ways.

On the other hand, I doubt the giant the hairy one calls "Commander" will be able to correctly identify any of my brethren's sexual preference correctly. He previously could not tell which of us were male and which of us were female (honestly, who has trouble like that!?), thus allowing us to be fruitful and thrive within the confines of the walls of the Gamer shack.
 
After they're done with the gay mice do you think Eli will microwave them? Or do you think that's part of the treatment?
 
We will always make sure to stretch your dollar as far as we can! One of our leiutenants (Elijah) has Jewish relatives who seem pretty smart because they read books and shit all the time.So we will possibly attempt to get financial advice from them. Thank You
I see they'll be continuing to do their best to alienate Eli's entire family.
 
He actually has some fairly humble tiers, unlike the likes of Brianna Wu.
 
Go ahead and sue me if this off-topic, but someone mentioned his claims of being a SEAL and I found this. @buds131 is a man who gets a boner for busting people who pretend to be SEALs, and he let this one go.
 

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Jace has conflated the army and marines at times. You have to understand that his definition of "marine" includes anything military-themed he finds badass and is not limited to the actual Marine Corps. I'm sure if asked he would say that SEALs are "basically marines" or something along those lines.
 
"...or give your name to a background character in Tiberius Rising."

Is Jace still working on TR? The last installment was like six months ago IIRC.

I would have to say that he is, but he's just being too caught up in shit to upload it. He can just mash keys together and call that a chapter really.

That or he's actually doing a sensible thing and creating a considerable update buffer.
 
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