I have considered offering to fly jace out just because I want to hang out with him, it's 400 from boston to seattle which is doable but it would be one of the dumbest things I've ever spent 400 on. I'm sure I'm not the only one who would like to hang out for a few days? Maybe we could work together and build up a deagle nation tour USA? Who else would pay to make jace a hop on his trip and put him up for awhile. He'd have fun, we'd have fun. Shorter hops could be done by bus or whatever.
The shit would be hilarious I'm sure and it'd have a lot less room to go wrong than if we just handed him enough money to get eli into syria. We could make sure he's eating ok and washing his clothes. We could get content we want instead of getting cut off whenever he's decided isis is listening or whatever.