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ChuckSlaughter said:
I have considered offering to fly jace out just because I want to hang out with him, it's 400 from boston to seattle which is doable but it would be one of the dumbest things I've ever spent 400 on. I'm sure I'm not the only one who would like to hang out for a few days? Maybe we could work together and build up a deagle nation tour USA? Who else would pay to make jace a hop on his trip and put him up for awhile. He'd have fun, we'd have fun. Shorter hops could be done by bus or whatever.

The shit would be hilarious I'm sure and it'd have a lot less room to go wrong than if we just handed him enough money to get eli into syria. We could make sure he's eating ok and washing his clothes. We could get content we want instead of getting cut off whenever he's decided isis is listening or whatever.
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Do it, what's the worst that could happen. Seriously though, I think friendship with Jace would be next to impossible. He doesn't seem to have friends but subordinates. Whether it's Kyle, Eli or Tyce, Jace always has to be the commander, always in charge. How long could you, a functional human being, put up with being the sidekick of a barely functioning sped? I think that's ultimately why Tyce rebelled. He just got sick of taking orders.
 
Gorogoroth said:
Do it, what's the worst that could happen. Seriously though, I think friendship with Jace would be next to impossible. He doesn't seem to have friends but subordinates. Whether it's Kyle, Eli or Tyce, Jace always has to be the commander, always in charge. How long could you, a functional human being, put up with being the sidekick of a barely functioning sped? I think that's ultimately why Tyce rebelled. He just got sick of taking orders.
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I think about ten minutes of Jace's high-pitched whiny voice ('I'm da comaaaander! Respect meeeee!') would be enough to last me the rest of my natural life.
 
Gorogoroth said:
Do it, what's the worst that could happen. Seriously though, I think friendship with Jace would be next to impossible. He doesn't seem to have friends but subordinates. Whether it's Kyle, Eli or Tyce, Jace always has to be the commander, always in charge. How long could you, a functional human being, put up with being the sidekick of a barely functioning sped? I think that's ultimately why Tyce rebelled. He just got sick of taking orders.
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I don't want to be his friend so much as just meet him, I already have more friends than I have time or motivation to hang out with as much as I should. It's like seeing a band live or like the meet and greets scumbag steve does, you get a few pics, try on the gross beat up hat and it's fun. I wouldn't play into jace's delusions or allow him to decide there was some sort of mission.

It'd just be a chance for him to see some of the country. People tend to follow their host's suggestions when they go to strange places, I've hosted some internet friends in the past but never paid for any of them to come here. We'd see the space needle and visit a weed shop, drink some beer. Maybe I'd give him a challenge coin or something. One of our schizophrenic board members said that on some level he knows all this shit isn't real. I'd make it very clear what's happening and if he tried rolling it into his delusions then I'd tell him no ticket. I was thinking maybe like a 2 day visit I don't want to get tired of keeping an eye on him for too long.

I had kind of hoped that other people would be interested in having jace visit their town halfway here and then I could fly him out a little closer but I guess not. If anyone else would be interested in a jace visit let me know or else I'm probably not going to do it. I honestly thought there'd be a little more interest. It's just too goofy and stupid to drop 400 on without wondering what the hell is wrong with me. I have actual internet friends who are too poor to come here and I'd feel kind of guilty flying a complete stranger out before one of them. Besides I have bad judgement sometimes so maybe if everyone else thinks it sounds like a bad time I should listen.

Speaking of which.. the deagle nation logo would make a pretty nifty challenge coin. You usually have to get a batch of them cast at a time though. How much interest would there be in that? Or patches? Someone who knows jace should get him producing some merch.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
Jace would be an ok dude if he got his head together. He's really a likable fun guy.
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Jace comes across as a likeable stoner dudebro who's suffering from sever mental illness and ineffective parenting. Contrast this with Chris, who seems like he would still be an asshole if he didn't have atismu and bad parents.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
I had kind of hoped that other people would be interested in having jace visit their town halfway here and then I could fly him out a little closer but I guess not.
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Frankly, I have more than enough mentally ill people involved in my life as it is. I can't imagine shepherding an over-privileged schizophrenic dudebro like Jace around my neighborhood would be any fun. He'd have a public freak out the first time we crossed paths with a Somali or Ethiopian person. And if he tried screaming "What are you looking at?" like he did in one of his videos, there's more than a fair chance he'd get the tar whaled out of him. Hell, I'd be lucky not to have to bail him out of jail.

ChuckSlaughter said:
Speaking of which.. the deagle nation logo would make a pretty nifty challenge coin. You usually have to get a batch of them cast at a time though. How much interest would there be in that? Or patches? Someone who knows jace should get him producing some merch.
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As much as I prefer observing Jace and Co. from as long a distance as humanly possible, I'd love to see the expression of the face of a some poor Marine when Commander Lazy Eye skips up to him waving a Deagle Nation coin. That would be hilarious.
 
Imagine how much dosh Chris could rake in with a patreon? Someone should tell him about it. might even get us new sonichu and videos.

Re: Flying Jace out to Seattle: I live 40 minutes away from jace and sometimes think it would be funny to just call him and see if he wanted to hang out sometime. He's so desperate for approval and interaction i suspect he would be interested.

Maybe we could get Jace to come to a kiwi New England meetup?
 
Rogowski said:
I can't get images of the boys getting twenty miles out of town and then fucking it all up.
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I keep picturing any episode of Always Sunny where Charlie has to leave Philly. That's why Jace sends Eli everywhere, he starts to see a new environment and has a panic attack.
 
Da Big Staw said:
Imagine how much dosh Chris could rake in with a patreon? Someone should tell him about it. might even get us new sonichu and videos.

Re: Flying Jace out to Seattle: I live 40 minutes away from jace and sometimes think it would be funny to just call him and see if he wanted to hang out sometime. He's so desperate for approval and interaction i suspect he would be interested.

Maybe we could get Jace to come to a kiwi New England meetup?
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Hosted at mcdonalds naturally
 
Lucricities said:
Especially because Patreon is almost certainly going to stop supporting him soon. They don't even allow funding of porn comics anymore they aren't going to fuel Jace's drug filled debauchery for long.
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I think you'd have to dig a little bit deep (as in watch several videos) to actually realise what the fuck he's talking about or what "Deagle Nation" actually entails. The way he describes it on the page sounds like a pitch for a dumb movie or that he's being tongue-in-cheek. So I don't know if the Patreon political correctness team would really care; the fact that he's a drug-abusing, violent schizo isn't really made apparent on his page. But then again I don't know Patreon or how they do things. I guess if it's even possible that Patreon could actually ban him, trolls will inevitably find a way to report his page for domestic terrorism or something.

noooooway said:
yeah the way this one is set up, any time he does one of those things, he asks for [your donation amount]. if he manages to do 30 of these in a month? you get charged 30 times your donation amount at the end of the month. so if you're donating, please set up a monthly limit in case he goes nuts. that is to say, if you're donating a dollar per 'creation', and he does 10 but you only want to pay at most 5 bucks a month, set a limit.
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>30 livestreams a month
>30 "missions" a month

Yeah, he'd be dead or in prison by the end of that, guaranteed. Patreon fees are the last thing I'd worry about.

Aside from that, I'm pretty impressed with how accurately he was able to summarize DN: "The shared experiences of a teen-minded internet warlord" , while it doesn't lend the saga justice, is still much better than I could do. When people ask me what I'm watching I kind of just shrug and mumble that it's some YouTube guy.
 
Speaking of drug-abusing violent schizos, does anyone know if Commander Lazy Eye has seen American Sniper? 'Cause the first narco Jace makes "pew pew" noises at with his plastic bb gun is gonna bury him in the fucking desert before he can say "Respect me!"
 
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BillRiley said:
Speaking of drug-abusing violent schizos, does anyone know if Commander Lazy Eye has seen American Sniper? 'Cause the first narco Jace makes "pew pew" noises with his plastic bb gun is gonna bury him in the fucking desert before he can say "Respect me!"
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They'll have to get in line behind Mossad and Hamas killing Eli.
 
Jace's mission to Mexico would go the way of Tyce's trip to Area 51 no doubt.

Those poor skeetalins, still being held prisoner and being disrespected because Tyce was too fucking stupid to fill the gas tank. :tyceknife:
 
Black Sonichu said:
Jace's mission to Mexico would go the way of Tyce's trip to Area 51 no doubt.

Those poor skeetalins, still being held prisoner and being disrespected because Tyce was too fucking stupid to fill the gas tank. :tyceknife:
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There's so many ways it can fail: gas money running out, being caught with the stolen Prius a few states away, getting lost (not like Jace is smart enough to read a map or figure something out when his phone runs out of juice, or even smart enough to bring a charger with him), and having car problems. And this is ignoring how he's going to 'rob' some people of weed, bring it back over the border, and then drive it back across the country in a stolen car. If he ever makes it to the border, he'll probably be tagged because he smokes too much and doesn't bathe.

Then again, I'm assuming that this will go anywhere. He'll probably end up in Philadelphia with a flat and crying to anybody to come help him because he doesn't know how much a tire costs.
 
Zarkon said:
There's so many ways it can fail: gas money running out, being caught with the stolen Prius a few states away, getting lost (not like Jace is smart enough to read a map or figure something out when his phone runs out of juice, or even smart enough to bring a charger with him), and having car problems. And this is ignoring how he's going to 'rob' some people of weed, bring it back over the border, and then drive it back across the country in a stolen car. If he ever makes it to the border, he'll probably be tagged because he smokes too much and doesn't bathe.

Then again, I'm assuming that this will go anywhere. He'll probably end up in Philadelphia with a flat and crying to anybody to come help him because he doesn't know how much a tire costs.
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Also, since he's a felon, it's going to make it a little harder for him to acquire the artillery needed if it's that kind of robbery. Unless they have a plan to be sneak thieves or whatever. And yeah, even Jesse Pinkman has more sense than this fucking guy.

And there's the simple "Shit I forgot to put the phone on silent/vibrate" deal. I'm surprised he's only leaked as much as he already has. There's just too much to speculate on at this point in time, though.
 
Black Sonichu said:
There's just too much to speculate on at this point in time, though.
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Especially if you include the possibilty of "false-flag-intel". Remember Tupacalypse? They actually threw us off semi-successfully at least twice, with the crossbow and the photos from the plane Eli posted initially. Jace is very conscious of that sort of thing, and while his ruses are crazy and silly by themselves, his actual plans are too, so it's hard to differentiate between the two. I wouldn't be surprised if that "OH SHIT HOW DO I DELETE TWEETS" was a ruse, too.

I'm just gonna sit back and see what happens.
 
Black Sonichu said:
Also, since he's a felon, it's going to make it a little harder for him to acquire the artillery needed if it's that kind of robbery. Unless they have a plan to be sneak thieves or whatever. And yeah, even Jesse Pinkman has more sense than this fucking guy.

And there's the simple "Shit I forgot to put the phone on silent/vibrate" deal. I'm surprised he's only leaked as much as he already has. There's just too much to speculate on at this point in time, though.
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does jace even have a passport?

I know a felon can still acquire one, after a given amount of time, but I haven't even heard him say he's got a passport or any hint of it.

Technically, you can get back into the US from a land crossing without a passport, but his driving license is revoked, so that's out of the window too, and if you start saying 'well officer, I'm a marine, and they revoked it for some bullshit felony dui and no that's not the smell of weed' you'll be in detention faster than you can say 'my baby passport real, look at the crayon watermark, let me in america!'
 
It's a felony to lie about military service when asking for money. So Jace's Patreon is yet another crime of his.
 
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