🌟 Internet Famous Jack Doherty / Jack Mart Doherty - Embodiment of a clout-seeking Zoomer, OnlyFans pimp, harasses random people in public for attention

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Fats McGee said:
50% of his generation does. I know we're "Just healthier now so we age slower" but I really struggle to believe that's the only reason there's so many 25 year olds who look 12 running around.
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Somehow they look too young for their age and way too old for their age, at the same time. They will have the baby face, but also bags under their eyes and mysterious wrinkles that shouldn't be on a 22 year old.
 
Meat Target said:
He'll turn into a Wes Watson type and start acting like going to jail makes him hard. I think he's even been on stream with Wes before.
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Yep and Wes picked a fight with one of the island boys friends and then hid behind his bodyguard, too. Both are complete pussies who need to get their asses kicked
 
One thing I wonder (I do have experience with cars).

Did he really crash the McLaren for clout? Seeing the video and digging through his instagram back in the day, it seemed to me like the reason he crashed was more on the fact he was on fucking semislicks while it was raining hard, using the phone while driving didn't help sure, but semislicks seem to me like ground 0 for what caused the crash.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Yep and Wes picked a fight with one of the island boys friends and then hid behind his bodyguard, too. Both are complete pussies who need to get their asses kicked
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As much of a lolcow as Wes Watson is the Island Boys aren't gonne be the ones to kick his ass. I'm pretty sure a spry Japanese woman could beat up the Island Boys.
 
How has this retard not gotten behind the wheel of one of his lambos drunk and wrapped himself around a tree yet?
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Yep and Wes picked a fight with one of the island boys friends and then hid behind his bodyguard, too. Both are complete pussies who need to get their asses kicked
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Fitting how well they go together. Wes's self-proclaimed origin story is "I was a middle school Tony Montana" because he sold some addies and weed nugs at that age.
 
I was gonna comment on how surprising is thst nobody in Miami has gone out of their way to clock him in the face, bur I totally forgot about his bodyguard until another comment mentioned it.

The objectively best thing thst could happen then, if someone driving in Miami in their uninsured $800 car crashes into him.

The more down south florida, the better the parties are, but at the cost of the absolute worst drivers and some god awful people.
 
deerbeer said:
I know how much this makes me sound like an old man, but I can't wait for this dumbass perm broccoli zoomer hair to go away. It looks so stupid and it pisses me off.
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DITTO. Every time I see that douche, I want to hold him down so I can shave that cruciferous veggie off his head. The worst trend in men's hair since those greasy dago wops in "Jersey Shore" made blowouts a thing.
 
indomitable snowman said:
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His face is starting to look like lumpy mashed taters. At some point he gotta get rid of the broccoli hair to start looking respectable....but who am I kidding? Jack Doherty and "Respectable" are about as far apart as Ethan Ralph and sobriety. Either way, he will pay his way out of this and then become president, karma just fails him upwards.
 
Fats McGee said:
I know we're "Just healthier now so we age slower" but I really struggle to believe that's the only reason there's so many 25 year olds who look 12 running around. There's looking youthful, and then there's looking like you have a hormone disorder that caused puberty to fail.
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Part of it is genetics, but there's another contributing factor to a lot of people looking young: lack of outdoor activity. Younger generations are staying inside more. They're getting less sunlight, so their skin gets less damaged, and their skin looks more youthful as a side effect. Proper skincare (which includes moisturizer and sunscreen) keeps people looking younger. Look at places like Japan and Korea.

All the people I know who look the oldest for their age have damaged skin that come from tanning, the kind you get from being outside without sunscreen for years. The people I know who look the youngest for their age either take care of their skin with moisturizer/sunscreen, have limited sun exposure in the first place, or both.

For what it's worth, you definitely should consider using sunscreen at a minimum: Hugh Jackman (AKA Wolverine) has been struggling for years battling skin cancer.
 
Maraschino said:
Part of it is genetics, but there's another contributing factor to a lot of people looking young: lack of outdoor activity. Younger generations are staying inside more. They're getting less sunlight, so their skin gets less damaged, and their skin looks more youthful as a side effect. Proper skincare (which includes moisturizer and sunscreen) keeps people looking younger. Look at places like Japan and Korea.
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I agree on all points about using sunscreen and all, but with Jack and people who look like him I don't quite think it's the skin quality. Someone else pointed they often look young yet have wrinkles they shouldn't yet. So their skin isn't flawless - for me it looks like the general "shape" of his face that's young. The small mouth, extremely round eyes, and a lack of a jawline. He looks "squishy" and he would with or without damaged skin.
 
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