🌟 Internet Famous Jack Doherty / Jack Mart Doherty - Embodiment of a clout-seeking Zoomer, OnlyFans pimp, harasses random people in public for attention

Lip Glossary said:
What exactly do they influence? People wanting to beat the shit out of them? We should start doing what Singapore did to that kid all those years ago and have public canings for people being annoying influencers.
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I'm not really sure as far as Jack. There's been a few videos about him obviously buying viewbots which is corroborated by how slow his chat crawls. He's also been banned from Kick, this time I think permanently, and forced to use Parti which is a desolate wasteland for literal who's. Other than that, it's almost as if he failed at being an industry plant, which makes sense if his parents are the one behind it but no one else. Or famous for being famous even though he was never famous, so now he's famous for being a retard who thinks he's famous.
Frog Master said:
One thing I wonder (I do have experience with cars).

Did he really crash the McLaren for clout? Seeing the video and digging through his instagram back in the day, it seemed to me like the reason he crashed was more on the fact he was on fucking semislicks while it was raining hard, using the phone while driving didn't help sure, but semislicks seem to me like ground 0 for what caused the crash.
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I don't think he did it intentionally. He's a gigantic retard who didn't understand the dynamics of the vehicle was driving, but the first thought that popped in his dopamine-flooded mind was 'content' as soon as it happened.
 
HackerX said:
He's also been banned from Kick
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You have to be absolutely horrific to get banned from Kick, so that says a lot about him.

Taser Confetti said:
It's Miami Dade county jail too. He's in with some of the most feral Haitians and spics you can imagine. A jail that large isn't gonna have room to PC him up either.
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Jack fancies himself a bad ass, they should leave him in general population and let nature take its course.
 
Frog Master said:
One thing I wonder (I do have experience with cars).

Did he really crash the McLaren for clout? Seeing the video and digging through his instagram back in the day, it seemed to me like the reason he crashed was more on the fact he was on fucking semislicks while it was raining hard, using the phone while driving didn't help sure, but semislicks seem to me like ground 0 for what caused the crash.
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I've seen videos of this faggot and he was not only on his phone but doing over 70 in the rain at the time. The worst part about it was afterwards he kept on streaming while his friend who was filming was injured and yet Jack acted like he was the wounded party.

He's everything that's wrong with the internet today.
 
Idiotus Maximus said:
5 dried grams, I believe Terence McKenna recommended. One adjustment though; instead of your regular old psylocibin liberty caps, make it fly agaric. That'll make the brocolli-headed little prick see the error of his ways, and then some.
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It is not as spiritual, I only get confused, energetic, angry and horny on amanitas in large doses. And sometimes immune to pain, so you can really hurt yourself.
(Should also ad a disclaimer that amanitas is no beginner drug, you need to read a lot and not expect to have fun).
 
Charlie is quite happy at this.
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The adderall is a big deal and even if it's prescribed to him they can still get him for possession if he isn't storing it in the container it was dispensed to him in. The fact that he's charged with it at all makes me think they're not going to just sweep it under the rug. (At the end of the day he probably will get off pretty easy, but he'll have to battle it in court which will rack up a bill and a lot of his time.)
 
HackerX said:
He's a gigantic retard who didn't understand the dynamics of the vehicle was driving
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For sure, part of understanding the dynamics of the car you are driving is understanding your tires, which are one of the two most important parts of the vehicle (other being brakes), just like you shouldn't be driving on summer tires (if that's a thing in your country) in the snow without chains, you shouldn't be driving in the rain with semis, but if you absolutely have to, you shouldn't be going 120km/h and should be babying the car.

I have driven a Clio RS 197 on semislicks with a big big downpur, it was scary. Can't imagine what a fucking RWD mclaren must be like.

And yeah, the most egregious part was how he behaved afterwards.
 
honestly? Im surprised it took so long for this little shit to be arrested on charges. Massive affluenza/main character syndrome in him and his family,
 
Frog Master said:
For sure, part of understanding the dynamics of the car you are driving is understanding your tires, which are one of the two most important parts of the vehicle (other being brakes), just like you shouldn't be driving on summer tires (if that's a thing in your country) in the snow without chains, you shouldn't be driving in the rain with semis, but if you absolutely have to, you shouldn't be going 120km/h and should be babying the car.

I have driven a Clio RS 197 on semislicks with a big big downpur, it was scary. Can't imagine what a fucking RWD mclaren must be like.

And yeah, the most egregious part was how he behaved afterwards.
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You have already put exponentially more thought into this than he did. I'm willing to bet he thought (prolly still thinks TBH) it was like driving your average consumer vehicle. There's no way he understands there's a difference between a McLaren and a random Honda Civic.
 
RaxxScholar said:
The adderall is a big deal and even if it's prescribed to him they can still get him for possession if he isn't storing it in the container it was dispensed to him in. The fact that he's charged with it at all makes me think they're not going to just sweep it under the rug. (At the end of the day he probably will get off pretty easy, but he'll have to battle it in court which will rack up a bill and a lot of his time.)
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Florida is a bad place to get picked up with prescription pills that aren't yours. They had an awful pill mill problem, and their current drug laws reflect that fact!
 
Taser Confetti said:
It’s gonna be full to the brim with spics with chomo charges and snitches. It’s the inverse, little jails usually have room to PC up the bitches. Same reason Tx prisons can’t/wont protect chomos.
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It was a rhetorical question. You’re doubly retarded
 
Been waiting forever for this little cunt to face consequences, and now, I will continue waiting. Sigh.

I honestly wish he’d say something wrong to the right group of people (unhinged niggers on bath salts) so him and his bodyguard both get shot up and cannibalized. God please let it happen please lord.
 
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