🌟 Internet Famous Jack Doherty / Jack Mart Doherty - Embodiment of a clout-seeking Zoomer, OnlyFans pimp, harasses random people in public for attention

SteelPlatedHeart said:
Already out.
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Dude has been slacking on his mewing sessions.
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Epic Fail Man said:
It's Marijuana and less than 20g. Not a felony, so he won't be locked up for long.

Scratch that. Amphetamines are a felony however, if it's prescribed I think he won't get convicted and I still think he'll slip out with the help of his daddy's money. It is Miami after all.
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Yeah but when you're on the radar and you've pissed them off enough times, believe me when I say if the cops want to fuck you up they will turn fucking you up into an olympic sport. Something tells me that this little turd is already in the crosshairs or is one step away from being hassled by the police constantly.
Cops are vindictive twats, especially to smug wigger faggots like Jack. If he ran his mouth in that jail or in the back of that squad car to the wrong person, he just set himself up for an epic cop trolling.
 
sneedem&feedem said:
The account says that he apparently stopped and got out in the middle of the road to "film content." I'm amazed no one just ran over this guy and his crew.
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It's ALL about content with this faggot.

When he deliberately flipped a golf cart which resulted in his girlfriend getting injured he had to stream her lying in bed at the hospital. He was responsible for her getting hurt after he deliberately flipped the cart but no, he has to stream everything.

Guy is such a piece of shit that his GF had to call the cops just to feel safe when she was packing her bags and leaving him.

moocow said:
Why do these posers always think holding up their phones accomplishes anything? I guess maybe they're just all livestreaming, but regular idiots do this too like it's going to make the police stop and run away.
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When you're making a supposed $1.5 million a month from all the Youtube stuff he posted plus his stable of whores who do OF and he gets like more than half of their earnings it tends to skew your moral compass.
 
Lip Glossary said:
He need something a little more pharmaceutical grade. He needs LSD to figure out what a buffoon he is.

Doherty really sounds like an Irish name to me, but I could be wrong. He certainly has that elf nose, insufferable attitude, permanent boy face and punchability that a stupid fucking paddy has.
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His Mom is Polish from Poland. His Dad is "Irish" but he's a kike at heart.
 
RaxxScholar said:
The adderall is a big deal and even if it's prescribed to him they can still get him for possession if he isn't storing it in the container it was dispensed to him in. The fact that he's charged with it at all makes me think they're not going to just sweep it under the rug. (At the end of the day he probably will get off pretty easy, but he'll have to battle it in court which will rack up a bill and a lot of his time.)
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I really wonder if there were aggravating factors. Not in the bottle with the label is a likely one. But it could be quite bad for him if he had more than one type of pill, or had more than a 30 day supply (both could be evidence that he's using someone else's supply if either was the case).

I imagine something like that was probably the case. I bet Jack takes his whole supply for a month in a couple of days.

It will be interesting to see what happens.
 
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Taser Confetti said:
It's Miami Dade county jail too. He's in with some of the most feral Haitians and spics you can imagine. A jail that large isn't gonna have room to PC him up either.
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What do you think is going to happen? It’s not prison. He’ll be gone in hours at least or a day or two at most.
 
Caesare said:
What do you think is going to happen? It’s not prison. He’ll be gone in hours at least or a day or two at most.
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Your good ole boy county jail in Shitkicker Texas? He'd be fine. Places like Miami and LA county can be as rougher than some prisons.
 
Depending on what kind of human mom is it could totally be FAS, that would absolutely impart that "sprinkle of Downs'" look where his eyes are too close together and the forehead is too long, nonexistent philtrum, small head, etc.

I'd give cash money to look at his genome just to be sure there's not an extra little something somewhere, and maybe do some coordination and spatial reasoning testing to see how he performs. We already know he has extreme emotional lability and a problem with impulsive behavior. Something tells me the rest of the puzzle would come together kind of quickly after that.
 
The way his bitch ass got destroyed by the cop not knowing who he is.

These douchebags forget that there's a world outside of the internet. No one above 40 knows who Jack is nor would care. He'll fade out into irrelevancy eventually. When was the last time you heard anything about Ricegum? What about Jake Paul? Can you even remember? That will be Jack in a couple years. Such is the life of "influencers".
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
In the arrest video, the cops removed a capsule from Doherty's pocket, so I'm assuming that was the amphetamines he's being charged with.

Truth be told, if he can come up with a valid prescription for it, they'll probably drop the charge. Even the cops know that carrying around your whole drug supply in the prescription bottle is ludicrous and unsafe. The chances you'll lose the bottle or get robbed for it makes the law onerous and unwieldy.
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I know a guy that got caught with weed and (his own) prescription adderall in an unmarked container that couldn't get the charges related to the adderall dropped. For context, this guy got picked up initially for DUI and the possession charges were tacked on after the vehicle was searched. I'm sure theres a lot more nuance when it comes it being your own medication, but in this case the authorities are really trying to press drunk drivers hard, so he got charged with whatever they could get him on. (Full disclosure this is a guy I know but don't talk to, all this information is coming from a mutual friend so it's possible some details are false/missing.)
 
RaxxScholar said:
I know a guy that got caught with weed and (his own) prescription adderall in an unmarked container that couldn't get the charges related to the adderall dropped. For context, this guy got picked up initially for DUI and the possession charges were tacked on after the vehicle was searched. I'm sure theres a lot more nuance when it comes it being your own medication, but in this case the authorities are really trying to press drunk drivers hard, so he got charged with whatever they could get him on. (Full disclosure this is a guy I know but don't talk to, all this information is coming from a mutual friend so it's possible some details are false/missing.)
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I'm sure that there are a lot of variables and a bit of leeway in regards to charging. Being rich enough to hire a good lawyer is definitely a factor in gis favor. However, Doherty is no little old lady with an extra pill in an enameled pillbox in her purse, he's a raging dick who tried to film his own arrest for clout. Also, Florida, they're a lot tougher on drugs than a lot of other states, so maybe Doherty is fucked after all.

Plus, we don't even know if he had a valid prescription or not. If he doesn't, he's genuinely fucked.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I'm sure that there are a lot of variables and a bit of leeway in regards to charging. Being rich enough to hire a good lawyer is definitely a factor in gis favor. However, Doherty is no little old lady with an extra pill in an enameled pillbox in her purse, he's a raging dick who tried to film his own arrest for clout. Also, Florida, they're a lot tougher on drugs than a lot of other states, so maybe Doherty is fucked after all.

Plus, we don't even know if he had a valid prescription or not. If he doesn't, he's genuinely fucked.
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Sometimes I feel bad for the Floridians who can't get access to medical marijuana and psilocybin therapy, but then I remember they're the porn/child trafficking capital of America and literal subhuman niggers like this roam the streets.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
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Of course this wigger manages to bribe his way out of trouble again. Anyways, what do you think he's doing to do next now that he's got another 5 seconds of fame? Another car crash video maybe?
Doctor PooPoo Head said:
The way his bitch ass got destroyed by the cop not knowing who he is.

These douchebags forget that there's a world outside of the internet. No one above 40 knows who Jack is nor would care. He'll fade out into irrelevancy eventually. When was the last time you heard anything about Ricegum? What about Jake Paul? Can you even remember? That will be Jack in a couple years. Such is the life of "influencers".
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This fag is already irrelevant. All he managed to do with this stunt is embarrass himself even more and remind people he's a spoiled brat who basically knows he can get out of any bad situation as long as his daddy is still supporting him. As long as his father doesn't cut off the funds, he'll keep doing dumb shit like this as long as he's alive.
 
He's got that josh block luck. Never really goes to jail or gets his face caved in. Just karma once in a while with alot of nontent in between.
 
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