🌟 Internet Famous Jack Doherty / Jack Mart Doherty - Embodiment of a clout-seeking Zoomer, OnlyFans pimp, harasses random people in public for attention

Duke of Wellington said:
Maybe a small pecker but the problem is that he's just lazily thrusting away. Honestly thrusting isn't even a good word for it, there's like a total of an inch travel back and forth. His ex can't even fake it.
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....how tf do his brain dead OF Blondes deal with him besides the money and before ditching his ass for N3ON? I know that he even broke up their attempts at times for themselves and he even controls their OF accounts and bank accounts at one point according to the ex-girlfriend that stupidly and way too optimistically thought that a broccoli-haired clout goblin was going to be the best baby Daddy of all time, even after he allegedly stated,
"W"

Fuck it, I have no sympathy for his ex either. Fuck them both; and fuck her stupid hope that they'd be a perfect nuclear family when it was clear from day 1 that it would be utterly impossible given his toxic personality and grindset.
 
His mugshot looks like XXXTentacion’s mugshot. Also, he says “bro” way too much. Even in an emergency, it’s always “bro bro bro”.
 
Got really close to seeing an ass kicking from Arlovski here. Too bad his friends caught it instead.


 
Slimy Time said:
Got really close to seeing an ass kicking from Arlovski here. Too bad his friends caught it instead.
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I like how the nignog bodyguard who is squaring up to manlets in other clips is suddenly nowhere to be seen when it looks like an ass kicking might me on the table. Shiyeet meng, I ain't paid enough for this, bix nood.
 
Stasi said:
I like how the nignog bodyguard who is squaring up to manlets in other clips is suddenly nowhere to be seen when it looks like an ass kicking might me on the table. Shiyeet meng, I ain't paid enough for this, bix nood.
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He' s smarter than the broccoli haired manlet in the black t-shirt who attacked Arlovski to kick the whole thing off and should have been sent to the hospital.
 
I saw he went viral for going to a PGA tournament and paying a dweeb $100 to yell Jackass. He was then trespassed from the course and all future PGA tournaments.


Edit:
His methamphetamine trial has the next hearing date on 05/07/2026.

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Duke of Wellington said:
I can't believe how bad he is at sex. Pick up the tempo jacky.
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I still can't get over the fact that one of Gen Alpha's foundational icons is a literal 20-year-old pornstar who pimps barely legal girls out on Onlyfans and released his own sex tape as part of his "business".
Slimy Time said:
Got really close to seeing an ass kicking from Arlovski here. Too bad his friends caught it instead.
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That bodyguard threw one stray suckerpunch, realized he was looking Andrei Arlovski directly in the eyes, and immediately backed off because he knew no payment in the world was worth being sent home in a box for trying to defend the little dipshit who employs him against the former UFC heavyweight champion. This fucking guy got spared the asskicking of a lifetime because the two little broccoli boy faggots he was also being paid to protect distracted Arlovski by yanking on his shirt and trying to get his attention.
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Look at how Jack is clinging to this guy as if he's a scared toddler holding onto his mommy:
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Both of em are fucking terrified as they watch Arlovski seamlessly go from feeding one zoomzoom a mouthful of boot before transitioning to two-piecing the other broccolizoom.

This guy's job is easy when all he has to do is intimidate random dads on the beach or random mall staff, shit almost got way too fucking real once he had to step up against someone who ACTUALLY gets paid to fight for a living rather than just look scary.
indomitable snowman said:
I saw he went viral for going to a PGA tournament and paying a dweeb $100 to yell Jackass. He was then trespassed from the course and all future PGA tournaments.
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I hope they never undo this ban, fuck this little shitter.
 
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I yearn for the day that this little broccoli-headed shit fucks around with someone who is an MMA level fighter that’s not afraid to throw lethal fists and end up arrested for murdering the turd.

Any jury would exonerate him anyway
 
Some masked "vigilante" took a hammer to Jacks new corvette during a completely not staged livestream
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Edit: Tomorrow is a status hearing for his drug possession trial.
 
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General Kalani said:
One of these days he’s going to piss off the wrong person and he’s going to get shot or worse. It’s only a matter of time.
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There was already a case a few years ago where some DoorDash driver was getting harassed by one of these douchebags, and after telling the guy repeatedly to leave him alone and trying to walk away from him to no avail, ended up shooting the annoying faggot in the leg.

The driver only got charged with discharging a firearm in a public place.

So there is hope that this broccoli-headed gnome gets shot in the stomach or beaten so hard that bone fragments show up in his poop
 
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Sorry to necro but apparently this lil broccoli head is in trouble in the uae for filming porn
🧹: it's Saudi Arabia.
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Will update when archive is done

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Edit, the sequel: anyone have more info? I know he recently got arrested there but I can’t find anything about the porn, just the marijuana possession

Edit, x3: I fucked it up fellas. The mods 🧹but @OG Cryptid let me know I messsd up. I thought it was Dubai or the wider uae for whatever reason, but it was Saudi Arabia. Leaving my failures as warnings to future kiwis (and so the mod edits make sense💕)

Seems I maybe been wrong, this posted 2-3x in my (partner’s) twitter by different people, but it seems like it’s a deleted claim. If anyone can verify I’ll happily repost it other kiwis are unable to verify.
 
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