Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

ok, which one of you sent jack a superchat comment saying that his weight loss is due to cocaine use and that he needs to stop?

edit: jack says they are getting a beagle sometime in the future. i'm genuinely worried for any dog that ends up living in that house considering jack's past blog posts about his desire to shoot his neighbor's dog

 

[Richard Mongler]

ok, which one of you sent jack a superchat comment saying that his weight loss is due to cocaine use and that he needs to stop?

edit: jack says they are getting a beagle sometime in the future. i'm genuinely worried for any dog that ends up living in that house considering jack's past blog posts about his desire to shoot his neighbor's dog

If Jack doesn't actively murder it in a fit of tardrage, it's 100% guaranteed they're going to feed it like shit and it'll die young from obesity or heart failure.

 

[desudesu]

ok, which one of you sent jack a superchat comment saying that his weight loss is due to cocaine use and that he needs to stop?

edit: jack says they are getting a beagle sometime in the future. i'm genuinely worried for any dog that ends up living in that house considering jack's past blog posts about his desire to shoot his neighbor's dog

I'm more concerned that the potential Scalfani dog(s) will end up being akin to Clover and Snoopy of 14 Branchland Court - obese, untrained and rarely brought out for walks. Either that or Big T will be doing most of the walking, and end up losing weight.

Honestly, he should just get a Lazy Man's pet. Can't really think of an actual "Lazy Man's" pet aside from a fucking rock.

 

[DontEatThat]

ok, which one of you sent jack a superchat comment saying that his weight loss is due to cocaine use and that he needs to stop?

edit: jack says they are getting a beagle sometime in the future. i'm genuinely worried for any dog that ends up living in that house considering jack's past blog posts about his desire to shoot his neighbor's dog

Beagles also bark a fuck ton and I cant see two fat asses (one which works from home) handling the noise, let alone handling the responsibility of caring for a pet.

 

[JackIsBlack]

Hopefully they attempt to adopt through an animal shelter and get swiftly denied.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I'm more concerned that the potential Scalfani dog(s) will end up being akin to Clover and Snoopy of 14 Branchland Court - obese, untrained and rarely brought out for walks. Either that or Big T will be doing most of the walking, and end up losing weight.

Honestly, he should just get a Lazy Man's pet. Can't really think of an actual "Lazy Man's" pet aside from a fucking rock.

Fear for that dog, for when the Wendigo awakens it will be the closest source of raw meat.

 

[captkrisma]

jack says they are getting a beagle sometime in the future. i'm genuinely worried for any dog that ends up living in that house considering jack's past blog posts about his desire to shoot his neighbor's dog.

Jack also said he was going to install a doggy door because he's not getting up to let the dog out. That dog is gonna run out so fucking fast.

 

[Kosher Salt]

In the live chat, Jack is claiming he’s lost 25 lbs and that Saebo and Profile by Sanford are sponsoring him in a roundabout way.

There's no such thing as "roundabout sponsoring." Jack lies. The only roundabout way is Jack's waistline.

Honestly, he should just get a Lazy Man's pet. Can't really think of an actual "Lazy Man's" pet aside from a fucking rock.

Fish.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Fish.

Cleaning aquariums is a bitch. With one hand its even more o a bitch. He should not get a fish.

Maybe a budgie bird would be a better choice, allthough i dont think this fatty should get an animal.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Jack Jr. must really be gone. The empty nest syndrome has set in fast. Naturally, mushbrain's first idea to solve his problematic feeling is to get something else for Tammy to take care of.

 

[DontEatThat]

Jack Jr. must really be gone. The empty nest syndrome has set in fast. Naturally, mushbrain's first idea to solve his problematic feeling is to get something else for Tammy to take care of.

You would think her hands are full taking care of the waste of space her husband is. Good that he has life insurance from the classes and shit I assume, the end is near.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Cleaning aquariums is a bitch. With one hand its even more o a bitch. He should not get a fish.

Maybe a budgie bird would be a better choice, allthough i dont think this fatty should get an animal.

Cleaning aquariums?

You misunderstand me. The lazy man's version of keeping fish as pets is a tank with a filter and a bubbler. They swim around for a while, and then when they die, you throw them away and buy new ones.

 

[Aaway]

Jack Jr. must really be gone. The empty nest syndrome has set in fast. Naturally, mushbrain's first idea to solve his problematic feeling is to get something else for Tammy to take care of.

yeah, any dog they end up getting will be put up for adoption within a couple months (if it doesn't run away first) after tammy realizes that she has to do 100% of the work due to jack's complete uselessness

 

[Aunt Carol]

Countdown until the prospective dog magically becomes a "therapy dog," and Jack is outraged about restrictions on bringing it into fast casual restaurants.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Beagles also bark a fuck ton and I cant see two fat asses (one which works from home) handling the noise, let alone handling the responsibility of caring for a pet.

So now Jack's videos will feature a dog constantly barking in the background. Great, what an improvement.

 

[desudesu]

He's still creaming in his pants over the stupid brisket. What is missing in the shot are the other smokers and grills rusting in the sun.

It also seems like he just recently disabled comments on all of his public Facebook posts too. Lmao, what a fat coward.

Edit: Of course he would phrase the sentence in a homoerotic way, projecting his hidden desire for cock. "Best tasting meat I have ever had". Why can't he say "best tasting bbq" instead?

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Does anyone have that clip of Jack mocking handicapped people? I know Jack Jr did one disgusting impression too but Jack Sr definitely did one. It was actually the catalyst for my hatred of this bastard.

When did junior do a impression? I am morbidly curious.

 

[desudesu]

Also, remember Jr's instagram posts whining about the Nas'"devil shoes"? Well, his post got fact-check'd and he immediately went into full boomer tard rage.

Bahaha, "Wish Instagram would ...stop trying to censor anything they do not agree with!" Well, Jr, you could say the same about your Dad since he is actively boys-clubbing people on his livestreams, disabling comments and deleting criticism.

 

[Aaway]

Also, remember Jr's instagram posts whining about the Nas'"devil shoes"? Well, his post got fact-check'd and he immediately went into full boomer tard rage.

Bahaha, "Wish Instagram would ...stop trying to censor anything they do not agree with!" Well, Jr, you could say the same about your Dad since he is actively boys-clubbing people on his livestreams, disabling comments and deleting criticism.


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jr is becoming EXACTLY like jack. sad to see

he'll be spewing some Qtard nonsense on there pretty soon

 

[DiabeticSP]

Her LinkedIn profile now shows "Financial Controller at T&J Services". So if she does actually have a real job, she isn't listing it there.

She works for herself and can pick any title she wants and she goes with Financial Controller?

Wasn't that her previous job title? She has just as much imagination as Jack. Damn bitch call yourself CFO at least.