Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Okay Jack...

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Okay Jack...

It...already is and the next election is years away...

There is something infuriating about that Bitmoji avatar and his smug posts.

EDIT: I actually do see now the comments where someone mentions that. The thumbnail description cut it off.

 

[EnemyStand]

Jack during his "review" of the taste added the words moist and airy. Guess he got sick of us dogging him for not having a palate. Except Jack, you forgot to describe the flavors. You didn't say anything about actual texture or attempt to describe how the keto style cake differed from a standard carrot cake.

Oh wait, Jack doesn't eat traditional carrot cake. The mushbrain must have thought it was healthy since it had carrots in it, so he avoided it like the plague.

 

[Pig Cups]

LOL at 40 seconds in: “Just my opinion…”

Well, as you should know, based on the sign you proudly display behind you, Jack, your opinion isn’t in the goddamned recipe.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Okay Jack...

People like this, who think covid is a hoax, get me irrationally angry.

 

[Adamska]

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Holy fuck this is grotesque.

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Lmao what?

That? That's him being a childish fat faggot after either I or Tammy mentioned how he refuses to fucking use or sell his sauce. By the way you fucking idiot, shilling it to stretch the run time like the dishonest fuck you are isn't USING it.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Since I've been through this and came out a better person, I take Jack's complete lack of action a bit personally. Over and over again he's had chances, and he's never made anything of them. It's mindboggling to me that someone can go through an experience similar to mine multiple times, and then just say fuck it and not change anything. It literally makes no sense to me.

This is one of the reasons why I dislike him. Not everyone gets to survive their first heart attack or stroke. Or a battle with some life-threatening disease. Jack has received so many of these opportunities for a second chance that it is infuriating when he doesn't do anything with them.

I don't think this would be such a problem if he wasn't such a despicable human being. A lot of people fail at self-improvement. Jack however has no redeemable qualities or traits at all. He doesn't deserve to have these opportunities that are pretty much handed to him.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

The Delta variant was being discussed and making headlines in my corner of the world about three months ago, so news must travel slowly in Hendersonville. By the time Jack learns of the Lambda variant and the sure-to-come Mu and Nu variants, he’ll have somehow come to believe that the virus was created in a Chinese lab on the island of Santorini.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The Delta variant was being discussed and making headlines in my corner of the world about three months ago, so news must travel slowly in Hendersonville. By the time Jack learns of the Lambda variant and the sure-to-come Mu and Nu variants, he’ll have somehow come to believe that the virus was created in a Chinese lab on the island of Santorini.

Hey now, you have to give Jack some credit. The delta variant may have been getting discussed for months, but Jack's stroke-addled brain processes things at a much slower rate.

Maybe by next year we will get a Facebook post about inflation and rising gas prices.

 

[captkrisma]

I legit loled at Jack mixing the bowl with the fork, only for his stroke arm to nope out leaving Jack spinning the bowl around.

 

[Compositesludge]

Okay Jack...

I wanted to be charitable. I really did. I was going to make a post and say something like, "maybe he meant a new variant, like Delta", which would at least make sense. But no. He specifies that it's going to be the current, Delta variant, which is already rearing its head. You just can't win with Jack!

 

[Aaway]

Okay Jack...

but....but.....food, family, and fun!!!

funny how jack can discuss politics all he wants on his public FB, but the second one of his viewers does the same they're banned

 

[introman]

PLEASE correct me if I'm wrong, but did Jack just use 2 cups of Monkfruit blend in the cake, and another 2 cups of the blend inside the frosting? The average bag of Monkfruit blend only carries 1 LB(POUND) or 2 1/3 cup in Imperial, or 454 grams in Metric. 2 cups is about 390 grams, and he uses that twice allegedly. Jack's editing can get wonky, so take this speculatively. My theory is that Jack mangled the recipe and had to get another bag of Monkfruit sweetener to make the icing super sweet to save the cake.

Back of the label of his monkfruit sweetener:

Spoiler: Label

Another note is that these "Blends" have a decent chunk of Sugar alcohol and only recommend using a small amount/eating a small amount to avoid gastric distress. His monkfruit blend has about 8 grams of sugar alcohol - erythritol - per serving or about 448 grams of erythritol in the package.
So 780 grams of this sugar substitute was used, and taking the ratio of Erythritol to Monkfruit(448 grams erythritol/454 grams total) is about .986, so 780 grams * .986 = 769 grams of sugar Erythritol. Mommy Tammy is probably going to have clean Jack's britches if he eats any of that cake.

A fun estimate is that we can assume that Jack will eat at least a 1/3rd of that cake. That's about 769 grams/ 3 portions or 256.3 grams of Erythritol. Medical studies like this one gives a ratio of .66 for grams of Erythritol per Kilogram of human weight before "Catharsis" or diarrhea in plain English. Let's assume Jack is following Profile by Sanford and lost enough weight to be 300 Lbs flat or about 136 KG for the Metric crowd. 256.3 / 136 = a ratio of 1.88 which is insane.

TL;DR Jack added enough sugar alcohol to require an extra bag of Sweetener he doesn't tell his audience, and has most likely induced crazy diarrhea/gastric distress to keep eating cake. He also spent at least $25-$30 for a carrot cake that looks objectively awful.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

PLEASE correct me if I'm wrong, but did Jack just use 2 cups of Monkfruit blend in the cake, and another 2 cups of the blend inside the frosting? The average bag of Monkfruit blend only carries 1 LB(POUND) or 2 1/3 cup in Imperial, or 454 grams in Metric. 2 cups is about 390 grams, and he uses that twice allegedly. Jack's editing can get wonky, so take this speculatively. My theory is that Jack mangled the recipe and had to get another bag of Monkfruit sweetener to make the icing super sweet to save the cake.

Back of the label of his monkfruit sweetener:

Spoiler: Label

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Another note is that these "Blends" have a decent chunk of Sugar alcohol and only recommend using a small amount/eating a small amount to avoid gastric distress. His monkfruit blend has about 8 grams of sugar alcohol - erythritol - per serving or about 448 grams of erythritol in the package.
So 780 grams of this sugar substitute was used, and taking the ratio of Erythritol to Monkfruit(448 grams erythritol/454 grams total) is about .986, so 780 grams * .986 = 769 grams of sugar Erythritol. Mommy Tammy is probably going to have clean Jack's britches if he eats any of that cake.

A fun estimate is that we can assume that Jack will eat at least a 1/3rd of that cake. That's about 769 grams/ 3 portions or 256.3 grams of Erythritol. Medical studies like this one gives a ratio of .66 for grams of Erythritol per Kilogram of human weight before "Catharsis" or diarrhea in plain English. Let's assume Jack is following Profile by Sanford and lost enough weight to be 300 Lbs flat or about 136 KG for the Metric crowd. 256.3 / 136 = a ratio of 1.88 which is insane.

TL;DR Jack added enough sugar alcohol to require an extra bag of Sweetener he doesn't tell his audience, and has most likely induced crazy diarrhea/gastric distress to keep eating cake. He also spent at least $25-$30 for a carrot cake that looks objectively awful.

Well unintentionally he achieved one goal possibly making a weight loss cake considering it's a laxative.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

He's going to shart himself to death.

 

[jscalfani eats bigTs muff]

He's going to shart himself to death.

I hope Tammy has to be somewhere else before it happens so she doesn't have to wipe that awful mess.

 

[KaiserBlade]

I hope Tammy has to be somewhere else before it happens so she doesn't have to wipe that awful mess.

Considering this is Jack we're talking about, the neighborhood would need to be evacuated and decontaminated afterwards for the next 3 weeks or so.

And sadly, both Junior and Tammy will have to wipe up the initial mess still.

 

[Compositesludge]

He's going to shart himself to death.

"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.”

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I hope Tammy has to be somewhere else before it happens so she doesn't have to wipe that awful mess.

She has to come home eventually from her sessions with Jim Traynor.