Hungry Homeless Handjob
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Even when Homer was ballooning to an unbelievable size, he kept an actual job.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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FatJacksFatAssTongue
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I like how he says he wouldn’t normally go to a movie like this, but went to see Clifford the Big Red Dog and does a full ‘review’ … then shits on his loyal followers like Bennie Sears and basically just skips doing one for the new Top Gun flick.
What a prick.
What a prick.
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"No political crap thrown in.."
He says, wearing a Squid Game shirt. Never change.
He says, wearing a Squid Game shirt. Never change.
Jack sounds weak in the furry review.
It does answer who goes and sees this shit, inertia put Jack in the seat.
Squid game - all the violence was against gooks, so it doesn't count to jack. It's like a video game.
It does answer who goes and sees this shit, inertia put Jack in the seat.
Squid game - all the violence was against gooks, so it doesn't count to jack. It's like a video game.
captkrisma
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Jack doesn't see the nuances of the show, JUST BROAD STROKES.
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The only white, English-speaking people in Squid Games are some wealthy elites. They're all men. The fattest among them pervs on a hot, very young-looking Korean guy. So I think we know who Jack identified with and what he liked in that show.
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"One of the quickest ways to know if Thai places are good is to order the Pad Thai"
Yes Jack, the quickest way to tell if a restaurant is good is to eat their food. Thank you for the sage advice.
I'm amused he pronounces Pho correctly, but mispronounces Gyoza as "Guy-oza". He must think he's very smart.
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What the hell. This video was so boring. It's called Poy Thai & Sushi yet he also doesn't get any sushi despite glossing over the menu (and ignoring the & Sushi part of the name).
Why bother being pan-Asian but call out Thai and sushi? There's plenty of good food made by people who aren't of the ethnicity/culture of the food but they have Thai food, sushi, teriyaki, American Chinese, Vietnamese, and possibly more that I missed because the menu panning is so boring. Seems like a good way to be mediocre at best at everything, but who's surprised that it got an A.
GoodFattyDeadFatty
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Damn, Tammy Jr. is getting even fatter. Being a Scalfani is draining her life force quickly.
Hungry Homeless Handjob
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Hey I found Jack's next order!
EDIT: Not sure how old Jack actually is but it seems he's really starting to hit the wall.
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I'm really suspicious of anything that adds "and sushi" to its description and isn't Japanese.
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looks like the fart intro is back and here to stay! (and louder than ever)
sign says "thai and sushi" and jack says this is his favorite place to get pho. i'm sure they also serve chinese food and there's all you can eat korean bbq at this place too. get you asian cuisine!
tHe oNlY wAy tO tElL iF iTs gUd tHaI iS tO tRy tHe pAd tHaI !
GUY-oza
"i'm gonna push for some soup." i wonder how much food the fat fuck usually tries ordering at restaurants before tammy puts her foot down and limits him to a couple appetizers and entree
haha, they also serve teriyaki. this is basically an asian denny's
rare dat fag Qali and tammy jr appearance. it's been a while since she appeared on video and her transformation into becoming tammy is going as expected. Qali sure knows how to fatten her up
their order consists of eggrolls, crab rangoons, dumplings, GUY-oza, green curry, tom kha, pad thai, and a pathetic looking pho
jack's review of the pad thai: it's GUD....it's great
Joycondrift
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"I hope this thai sushi place is good, this is where I get my pho"
Whatthefuck
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Pork on up, sweetheart. He's fucking dudes from the gym anyway. Be the beard you are. Just take the Tam Tam route and find some strange of a darker complexion.
This whole thing is cancer. We went to a place that serves Thai and sushi, that's fucking number one, then, it's my favorite place for pho? It's like we didn't even fight a war over there.
ETA: I'm a retarded retard because I double posted. I'm still not retarded enough to think pho is either Thai or Japanese.
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"I love getting pho here"
Well I guess I can see why. No weird confusing Vietnamese names and strange options like tendon or tripe. Just "beef" and "chicken". But Jack will never go to a real pho place, the only ones near him are in parts of town with lots of liberals and brown people with third world accents.
Well I guess I can see why. No weird confusing Vietnamese names and strange options like tendon or tripe. Just "beef" and "chicken". But Jack will never go to a real pho place, the only ones near him are in parts of town with lots of liberals and brown people with third world accents.
FatJacksFatAssTongue
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Have to say I was shocked seeing FatBoiCali not wearing one of those faggoty sleeveless jobs. First time in probably six months, incredible
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Whatever it is, I bet it’s KEEEETOOOOO.
“I love when there are pictures on my menu” -Five year olds, and Jack
Fart fart intro is back again! YES! @TheLazyMan does this mean we have to revise the In Memoria scroll to remove it?
Brianna bulking up because Jr. won’t fuck her (gym bois and all). Honey, get you some Sidic.
If this fat motherfucker says “Rooster Sauce” one more time, I’m going to put a hole through my TV. It’s sriracha sauce you dumb inbred hick. I wish Tammy would have slapped him upside the head with it.
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Junior wearing a wrist guard while out in public. Must have got an injury jerking off all those teenage boys from the gym.