Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Mundane Ralph]

BBW is good for a date night

Tammy's dump truck got you not thinking straight

 

[Aunt Carol]

Mac and cheese burger sounds gross.

Wasn't macaroni and cheese the "meme flavor" for a split second, in the same way as red velvet and elote and everything bagel came through, but much less successfully?

I remember seeing macaroni and cheese frozen pizzas and I am around 90% sure that wasn't a vivid dream.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I don't follow Jack that closely, but I think he uses speech to text, right? The quote is "carnal" and not "cardinal". This guy definitely doesn't fear man:

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No but it probably turns fatty on

 

[Adamska]

not trying to "ameriburger lol" but come tf on. this is pure idiocracyView attachment 6616463

also since when are the titans & cowboys the two worst teams? fucking retard, the bottom of the NFL is the panthers, and/or the pathetic saints who just lost to the panthers so badly their coach got fired for it. but whatever, of course jack is a.) a cowgirls fan and b.) totally ignorant.

also idk why he keeps calling it "bee dublyoo." that's not what the restaurant is called jack. that's not even a nickname anyone uses

The Cowboys did have a fucktastically bad season, which does make the "all in" comment by its owner Jones hilarious; he's not good for the franchise but he usually at least listens to the people he hires.

The Panthers did like dogshit because Tepper is a shit owner; he's like the new Dan Snyder in that regard. He'll just throw money at problems and then tantrum and fire people for his own mistakes. Expect them to be ass, so ass that it's a testament to how shit the Saints are for losing to them.

As for Jack slurring Buffalo Wild Wings, he probably is dumb enough to think it's just called its acronym now. Mac and Cheese Burger sounds like as shit an idea as when Hardee's/Carl Jr's cooked up the rib burger or the cheese steak burger. It just sounds like a textural and taste failure.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I don't follow Jack that closely, but I think he uses speech to text, right? The quote is "carnal" and not "cardinal". This guy definitely doesn't fear man:

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It's probably just Fatty misheard it once and has been using it ever since because it sounds kinda epic.

The Cardinal Man, as opposed to the Ordinal Man. I mean they both can be used in a religious sense so in Fatty's mind that is what it must mean.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Are ALL of the Scalfani brothers homosexual?

Yes!


The only straight scalfani is Brianna, and that’s by marriage

The second one is some kind of math professor, Google suggests might be a computer science guy also named Charles Scalfani.

This guy?

that’s jacks brother chuck. He invented bitcoin and he’s the gayest scalfani at least by body count. Chuck is a bottom.


Also hi chuck I know you read this.. laugh . It’s good for you. Fag

 

[Sonic T]

I voted June-July in the current poll on this thread. I even thought I was being generous with time.

I can't believe he's still here.

 

[The Stranger]

I voted June-July in the current poll on this thread. I even thought I was being generous with time.

I can't believe he's still here.

I voted December. I hope think Thanksgiving + Christmas will do him in.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Wasn't macaroni and cheese the "meme flavor" for a split second, in the same way as red velvet and elote and everything bagel came through, but much less successfully?

I remember seeing macaroni and cheese frozen pizzas and I am around 90% sure that wasn't a vivid dream.

Mac and cheese has been a meme food for awhile now just like bacon or garlic bread. A food that everyone is supposed to universally like and pretend is the greatest thing known to man. Like with any food, you have to know when it's good and how to use it. To me it is more of a nice side dish than anything else. I've tried Mac and cheese on a pulled pork sandwich before and it wasn't so bad. But that is about the limit I would take it to using it as a sandwich topping. I personally don't like having starches on top of starches when it comes to sandwiches.

I don't know about frozen pizzas, but that Cicis pizza buffet has a Mac and cheese pizza. You might be remembering one of the commercials they did advertising their chain.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I personally don't like having starches on top of starches when it comes to sandwiches.

That's my reaction too, and also with pizza. Pizza is, at heart, a flatbread, so it's carbs on carbs, but I have a similar heretical opinion on spaghetti paired with garlic bread.


I miss the useful Internet, but it looks like mass-marketed mac and cheese frozen pizzas started around 2014 and had a resurgence in 2020. That's the kind of thing that might make you more charitable toward carnivores, although the only thing that'd stop Jack from eating pasta and pizza is the red light of the camera.

Isn't bacon more of an economics issue--I've heard it's the cheapest way to make a menu item be perceived as premium, the same way fancy restaurants will put a shaving of truffle on top of something.

...Are mushrooms carnivore? They're not a vegetable. Forget the training wheels exotic meat assortment; let's see Jack root for cook with truffles.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Macaroni on pizza or in a burger seems to me like you're intentionally giving yourself diabetes

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Mac and cheese has been a meme food for awhile now just like bacon or garlic bread. A food that everyone is supposed to universally like and pretend is the greatest thing known to man. Like with any food, you have to know when it's good and how to use it. To me it is more of a nice side dish than anything else.

Mac & cheese is pure comfort food. It's something to have when you're craving just carbs and something to go with it. Sure add bacon to it, some jalapenos, maybe a touch of tomato and you have yourself a nice warm hug on the inside.

Putting it on a Borgor? Not so much.

Isn't bacon more of an economics issue--I've heard it's the cheapest way to make a menu item be perceived as premium, the same way fancy restaurants will put a shaving of truffle on top of something.

Actually it's the cheapest way to make something new and different.

There's a... saying in the fast food world. If you want to introduce a new item just throw cheese and bacon on it. It's two ingredients that are familiar, are popular and can improve just about anything. The third is chocolate but that's more for sweet stuff.

So yeah you want to make a new item? Just load it up with cheese and bacon. I mean Wendy's did that with the Baconator. That's all it is. A double burger with two slices of cheese and several strips of bacon.

And the fancy restaurant thing? It's actually truffle oil which is a pale shadow of the actual thing but it's a cheap way to give a whisper of truffle to foods.

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

I actually like mac and cheese pizza and it has been around in the Midwest for quite a while. Put some hot sauce or red pepper flakes on it and it's delicious, like a heartier cheesy bread.

Mac and cheese on a burger doesn't really make sense outside of the novelty. At least mac and cheese pizza has cheese sauce replacing the tomato sauce to make it stand out. A mac and cheese burger is basically a cheeseburger.

Not that Jack should eat either since melted processed cheese and extra carbs is not a healthy meal and definitely not keto-friendly.

 

[Jack the Nigga]

Once again Scalfatty relies on AI for a Chili recipe. That's 2 out of 5 so far.
Scratch that, ALL the recipes this month will be AI generated. Has he really gotten this lazy? I was almost hoping he was going to recreate the rot church brisket chili.

 

[p1138]

Once again Scalfatty relies on AI for a Chili recipe. That's 2 out of 5 so far.
Scratch that, ALL the recipes this month will be AI generated. Has he really gotten this lazy? I was almost hoping he was going to recreate the rot church brisket chili.

Still has the AI image of the kid burned by cheese or whatever.
"november chili month, you asked for it I'm bringing it to ya" nobody fucking asked for it
"Another thing I'm going to be doing is pouring out all of the seezning onto a plate or in a bowl and add it in later" wtf does he think this will accomplish? "we're not going to shake shake shake into the pot, we're going to shake shake shake into the bowl" WHY? Not measuring shit into a bowl and dumping it into the pot, as opposed to just not measuring shit into the pot just makes more dishes for Tammy to wash.
2 pounds of ground lamb, seezning, onions, gawrlik, tons of seezning, smoked paprika, chili powder, oregano, ground cumin, cinnamon, salt and pepper, obviously feta cheese, greek olives, some broth, chick peas, rotel, onions gawrlik, lamb, and going to serve it in "bell pepper bowls"
So he's just making retarded stuffed bell peppers.
browning the meat, added bacon grease "lamb is fatty naturally so you don't need a lot of bacon grease" if lamb was that fatty you wouldn't need ANY bacon grease. Also trying to brown meat in a cold pan. Then dumps half his seezning bowl in with the meat so it fucking burns because the meat isn't browned yet(also swimming in grease and there's still unmelted bacon fat visible).
shitty jazz music because he was too dumb to turn the mic on or do a voice over.
Added red wine vinegar to the vegetables, it'll be added down below(it isn't). Dumps in the gross looking pile of meat, pours in beef broth that it doesn't need, and more vinegar.
Waits a whole 15 minutes with the pot lid on before adding the green olives that look like they're stuffed with something(I can only hope it's the olive pits and he's really that retarded)
Plays with an olive in the slop in the pot.. I think it's feta stuffed olives?
Cuts up bellpeppers like a retard, claims he "designed" it. dumps slop into the peppers, proceeds to coat each one with a half cup of feta and then puts them in the oven to melt. The feta did in fact not melt. Now he's got some pita triangles

doesn't let the slop cool down like usual, burns his mouth. claims this is amazing, beautiful, and greek... it sounds fucking disgusting and foul.

edit: seafood carnivore chili... and a meat chili... I cannot fathom what the fuck an AI could have come up with for a "seafoord carnivore chili"

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

half cup of feta and then puts them in the oven to melt. The feta did in fact not melt. Now he's got some pita triangles

Not even pita triangles. He used fucking naan. And of course the feta didn't melt, feta isn't supposed to melt. If he used real sheep's milk feta, it would soften a bit, but I guarantee he used cheap cow's milk feta that can't even legally be sold as feta in Europe.

 

[p1138]

Not even pita triangles. He used fucking naan. And of course the feta didn't melt, feta isn't supposed to melt. If he used real sheep's milk feta, it would soften a bit, but I guarantee he used cheap cow's milk feta that can't even legally be sold as feta in Europe.

Holy shit you're right. Fucking naan? I thought it looked weird but god damn...

At least it's better than the time he substituted plain greek yogurt with vanilla yogurt.

edit: How the fuck do you come across naan in Tennessee before finding fucking pita?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Once again Scalfatty relies on AI for a Chili recipe. That's 2 out of 5 so far.
Scratch that, ALL the recipes this month will be AI generated. Has he really gotten this lazy? I was almost hoping he was going to recreate the rot church brisket chili.

I know we say this every time he makes chili but that was retarded.

"Greek" style chili? Okay but... why use things like Ro-Tel in it? Or cinnamon? Those aren't Greek flavors. And those aren't Greek olives. You'd want to use the kalamata style olives. Those are just feta cheese stuffed olives. Again Fatty has no clue.

 

[Flonominal88]

What is he going to do with five weeks worth of chili? Even Tammy won’t eat that much and we know Junior won’t

 

[AltisticRight]

That's my reaction too, and also with pizza. Pizza is, at heart, a flatbread, so it's carbs on carbs, but I have a similar heretical opinion on spaghetti paired with garlic bread.
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I miss the useful Internet, but it looks like mass-marketed mac and cheese frozen pizzas started around 2014 and had a resurgence in 2020. That's the kind of thing that might make you more charitable toward carnivores, although the only thing that'd stop Jack from eating pasta and pizza is the red light of the camera.

Isn't bacon more of an economics issue--I've heard it's the cheapest way to make a menu item be perceived as premium, the same way fancy restaurants will put a shaving of truffle on top of something.

...Are mushrooms carnivore? They're not a vegetable. Forget the training wheels exotic meat assortment; let's see Jack root for cook with truffles.

Pizza was made to be somewhat healthy but very filling, it only became the grossest slop after muttinisation.

Napoletana pizza. It's so simple, sauce, cheese (real mozarella cheese) and some basil leaves.

It's essentially a canvas, you can add slices of salami, prosciutto, more leaves, ricotta cheese and so on.

Then we have whatever this nuke of carbs is.


Yeah, it does taste good, but unfortunately that's what we associate with pizza nowadays. Unhealthy carbohydrate nukes.
Putting macaroni and cheese on pizza should warrant capital punishment. That's worse than pineapple.