Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I don't have the words...
 
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Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

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Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube "Celebrity" "Chef", Salmonella Survivor, Keto-Friendly, third stroke incoming
 
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What the f*&% is Jack rambling on about at 2:20??

I think he has finally lost the plot.

Spoiler: The final brisket looks as appetising as eating a carpet tile
 
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I've never in my life heard of someone using chipotle to make a sweet heat. Typically the savory profile of smoked peppers doesn't mix with sweetness.


Normally I'd be upset he'd put the pineapple juice with the brisket, because bromelain eats the shit out of meat to an inedible texture after more than an hour, but fuck it, he's already come this far.


Okay, now I hit the end of the video, he says the Chipotle and Pineapple didn't taste great, I'm in no way surprised.
 
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looks like a chicken sandwich between two donuts is where jack draws the line

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Having tried something similar, I find anything that uses two donuts as a bun instead of 1 cut in half to be not worth it. They're hard to hold and eat.

He can't do it a strait face because he can't control his right side after the stroke!
 
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