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[captkrisma]

jack is busy as ever on FB today complaining about the size of a baby yoda action figure he bought and using a fox news article to claim the coronavirus is "just the flu. someone tell me why a 50 something year old man is buying action figures?

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Jack really is a basic bitch. Imagine being butthurt over the size of a toy.

Also: the CDC stated that there isn't enough evidence to say people can contract the virus via surfaces. If Jack actually read the CDC opening guidelines, he'd be asking a more personally and spiritually important question that was ommited...

 

[Super Hans]

jack is busy as ever on FB today complaining about the size of a baby yoda action figure he bought and using a fox news article to claim the coronavirus is "just the flu. someone tell me why a 50 something year old man is buying action figures?

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Not only is that toy ten fucking dollars on Amazon, it says it's a 1.1" figure in the fucking product title. Does he really think he was able to pull one over on anybody?

 

[thedingledongle]

I don't know why but it triggers me so much that he's still using the same shitty ass flatware as he used in his raw chicken video. Get some new fucking forks and spoons jesus.

 

[Religion is Dead]

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Not only is that toy ten fucking dollars on Amazon, it says it's a 1.1" figure in the fucking product title. Does he really think he was able to pull one over on anybody?

You bet your ass he does.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

The best part about Jack losing his shit over his Facebook pages being hijacked is that Jack is always saying how Facebook is the best platform out of all the other social media sites. Jack doesn't understand anything that isn't Facebook.

And now his beloved boomerbook has turned on him (read: he gave admin access to scammers lol)

 

[KiwiJoe]

jack is busy as ever on FB today complaining about the size of a baby yoda action figure he bought and using a fox news article to claim the coronavirus is "just the flu. someone tell me why a 50 something year old man is buying action figures?

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Okay, come on, as a boomer he should've been aware of the soyboy meme at this point. Y'know the gaping mouth and the Baby Yoda products?

I guess this puts the ja(c)k in soyjak.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

I’ll give him sweat, because any amount of labour Jack performs will likely result in him perspiring. I’ll give him tears, because it’s likely he shed a few when the Middle Eastern Bangladeshis took hold of one of his pages. But blood? I suppose if you consider the blood ballooning up and bursting in his brain, causing his two strokes, a part of this, then sure.

No surprises here. #fatsideup

 

[Adamska]

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I’ll give him sweat, because any amount of labour Jack performs will likely result in him perspiring. I’ll give him tears, because it’s likely he shed a few when the Middle Eastern Bangladeshis took hold of one of his pages. But blood? I suppose if you consider the blood ballooning up and bursting in his brain, causing his two strokes, a part of this, then sure.

No surprises here. #fatsideup

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My question though is will Jack be so mentally feeble that he won't even shred the pulled pork like that one awful chili video?

Because him doing fatside up still is just to be expected at this point. It's not that wrong to do, but fatside down is more useful in protecting your meat from mummification.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

jack is busy as ever on FB today complaining about the size of a baby yoda action figure he bought and using a fox news article to claim the coronavirus is "just the flu. someone tell me why a 50 something year old man is buying action figures?
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I mean, action figure collecting is a hobby people have, acquiring as many as you can, displaying them nicely, learning up on when/where/how they're made. Jack, however, is just a manchild spending his wife's money on toys because he never grew up.

I like how his "quantity over everything" approach extends beyond food and into everything he buys. "I don't get as much action figure as I could have, so it's bad". Maybe you should have looked up how big the figure was before you clicked Buy, you mongoloid.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

I just want to see him do a 180 when he catches that shit.

Jack's going to be one of those people who end up being asymptomatic and spreading it to everybody else.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack openly admits he won't mask up, so yeah, Jack is a super-spreader. Can't wait for Jack to go to church and kill a dozen of his congregation.

 

[AnOminous]

Because him doing fatside up still is just to be expected at this point. It's not that wrong to do, but fatside down is more useful in protecting your meat from mummification.

Jack is horrified by the thought of even a drop of fat falling off the meat.

 

[Aaway]

i wonder what he would do if/when his personal FB gets hacked again and he can't recover it

he's not active on instagram/twitter much and his boomer fans aren't either. plus he's mentioned he doesn't like using them but in that case he'd have no choice to become more active on those sites and hope his fans reach out to him on there

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

i wonder what he would do if/when his personal FB gets hacked again and he can't recover it

He'd eat, bitch to TamTam about those third-world hackers, eat, get on Facebook, make another account, start adding all his friends, and then eat.

 

[Uncle Meat]

It's not a jerk sauce, it's a gourmet sauce.

...made by a jerk who thinks he's a gourmet.

 

[Aaway]

came across this on twitter. he's far too skinny but i got a kick out of it

 

[desudesu]

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I’ll give him sweat, because any amount of labour Jack performs will likely result in him perspiring. I’ll give him tears, because it’s likely he shed a few when the Middle Eastern Bangladeshis took hold of one of his pages. But blood? I suppose if you consider the blood ballooning up and bursting in his brain, causing his two strokes, a part of this, then sure.

No surprises here. #fatsideup

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Someone should seize the chance and snag the next Cooking with Jack Show Facebook name. Start posting pics of his burnt food and pink chicken.

 

[Aaway]

 

[captkrisma]

Just when you thought you were safe from condiment recipes...

We open up with Jack stating that Chipotle released their recipe for guac...so now we're watching a fat manchild make a recipe that was printed out already.

Jack astounds with his culinary knowledge by spouting off French culinary terms, but fails to properly measure off the salt, so is it REALLY mise-en-place?

Jack states that eating two avocados is a small recipe and thinks that you could double or triple the amount. Holy shit...

Jack mentions there's not a lot of onion or jalapeños, further adding to our suspicion that his taste buds have died.

Jack fills a ramekin of cilantro and only uses a pinch. Why fill it then?

Jack tries to get Jack Jr to verify that it's the same I guess? Idk what he was trying to accomplish since Jr. would say yeah, that's the corporate recipe.

Jack Jr, who is at work at the time as an assistant manager, decides to not answer the phone and take personal calls at work. Good man.

Jack leaves us by once again bashing his son's employment, saying that they leave their quac out to get soggy and spoiled.

Fuck you, Jack.

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

Jack announcing that he didn't ask Jr for the recipe means that he obviously asked Jr for the recipe at some point. His ass projects about everything.