Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Wasn't this pope much more sympathetic towards LGBTQ folks? That fact alone would probably make a closeted "Christian" fatass like Jagoff think he was Satan incarnate. He probably celebrated this morning with another raw steak with budder and an entire pack of hostess powdered donuts he stashes in his gooncave where he touts the benefits of the carnivore diet online.

 

[AnOminous]

Wasn't this pope much more sympathetic towards LGBTQ folks?

Toward the actual people? Yes. But contrary to popular belief he never said homosexual behavior isn't sinful, and denounced transsexuality as dangerous delusion.

 

[Tiresome]

Vance met with Papa Frankie, what, 48 hours before the old boy kicked off? Bring up THAT kind of conspiracy theory to Fatty and see if he doesn't rage that it's FAKE NEWS WRONG WHARGARBL, unlike his moon landing pigshit.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Not to moral grandstand but for a guy who virtue signals as hard as Jack about how he's such a true christian, he'd first comment about the Pope rather than about food






But wait he will talk about a real person, just about how much he hates Fauci




But of course Jack would trust a real expert like Robert F. "Eats Roadkill off the Road" Kennedy Jr.




But Jack is such a kind guy and helps people



Again you don't need to talk about every real world event, but odd that the guy who loves rubbing it in people's faces that he's a good christian isn't talking about the news of the Pope's death.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

gooncave

[Pic of Jack's xitter] Autism rates 1 in 31. Any guess as to what is causing autism? My guess is energy drinks.

This feels like a new meme template.

Hey Bob, our return on ad spend is in the shitter this quarter. Why might that be?
> My guess?! ENURGY DRINNKS.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Vance met with Papa Frankie, what, 48 hours before the old boy kicked off? Bring up THAT kind of conspiracy theory to Fatty and see if he doesn't rage that it's FAKE NEWS WRONG WHARGARBL, unlike his moon landing pigshit.

What are you talking about? It's already started. Hell I said that to Mrs. Sebben this morning when I found out but as a joke. Then this afternoon I was reading how some people are making that claim for realsies.

Yeah the timing sucks but this was an old man in poor health that had just gotten out of the hospital.

But of course Jack would trust a real expert like Robert F. "Eats Roadkill off the Road" Kennedy Jr.

Fatty is big mad. He's screaming in all caps!

And energy drinks are just caffine, sugar and taurine plus some other things. They can't cause autism. Not that that bothers Fatty because he thinks he's such a big brainer.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Vance met with Papa Frankie, what, 48 hours before the old boy kicked off? Bring up THAT kind of conspiracy theory to Fatty and see if he doesn't rage that it's FAKE NEWS WRONG WHARGARBL, unlike his moon landing pigshit.

Especially after Pope Francis publicly called out JD for being a fake Christian by being an asshole to the poor and minorities

 

[Sneedmiser]

Not to moral grandstand but for a guy who virtue signals as hard as Jack about how he's such a true christian, he'd first comment about the Pope rather than about food

Jack is some stripe of Second/Third Great Awakening prot, if he has anything to say about the Pope it will be negative, because he's the type of person who unironically thinks Catholics aren't Christian.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

I'm shit posting.

Fuck the Scalfanis and its clan.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Non-posting day for Jack, so figured I'd waste some time on the website for the Food & Safety Inspection Service, which documents recalls -- the raison d'être of Jack's new pointless "Food News" segment. I was curious how warranted his constant eye rolls and condescending sighs are, so I pulled numbers from here for the last 10 years (nothing's there for 2024):

• 2023 = 4 million pounds of food recalled
• 2022 = 1.8M
• 2021 = 15.5M
• 2020 = 1.5M
• 2019 = 20.5M
• 2018 = 20.6M
• 2017 = 20.9M
• 2016 = 58.1M
• 2015 = 21.1M
• 2014 = 18.7M
• 2013 = 13.1M

Seems to hold steady unless something big happens politically (2016) or societally (2020) but too lazy to interrogate that at the moment. Minus the blip years, we averaged 18.5 million pounds for a bit. If anything there seems to be a positive story here, since 2023 was well below that.

Only patterns I could eyeball were:

1. A shit ton of processed meat product is the culprit
2. "Unlabeled allergens" is the most common reason

Jack reveled in discussing the "fecal contamination" of Cabot Creamery but obviously that's a super rare issue for American food to have. The Economist ranked 113 countries recently and put the United States in the Top 3 for food quality and safety.

So as usual Jack has done no research, is missing the point, giving the laziest take possible, and choosing to bitch about a negative that isn't even there.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

So as usual Jack has done no research, is missing the point, giving the laziest take possible, and choosing to bitch about a negative that isn't even there.

Was there ever a doubt? Fatty is literally the lowest common denominator in every equation. He's at the bottom in terms of health, knowledge and general well being. The fact he's still alive is a testimony to the medical profession.

 

[p1138]

Was there ever a doubt? Fatty is literally the lowest common denominator in every equation. He's at the bottom in terms of health, knowledge and general well being. The fact he's still alive is a testimony to the medical profession.

The same Fatty that believes hospitals have kill quotas and doctors are out to get him.

 

[The Stranger]

The same Fatty that believes hospitals have kill quotas and doctors are out to get him.

Fucking hell. I know I've heard that before but it finally sunk in how hypocritical it is. The only reason he's alive is because of the miracles of modern medicine and the expertise of doctors. But no, they're out to kill him simply because they wouldn't give him 5,000 calories a day of gud meet and shreddy jeez

 

[p1138]

Fucking hell. I know I've heard that before but it finally sunk in how hypocritical it is. The only reason he's alive is because of the miracles of modern medicine and the expertise of doctors. But no, they're out to kill him simply because they wouldn't give him 5,000 calories a day of gud meet and shreddy jeez

Oh no, this shit is from long before his stay at the nursing home. He used it as justification for skipping out on paying the bill for one of his earlier strokes.
Not wanting to pay a bill because he wouldn't believe the doctors

HOSPITAL BILL FROM HELL

Okay. To save time and space on this blog entry. I am going to tell you a readers digest version of what happened. On 10/10/08 I woke up ...

allthatbugs.blogspot.com

Bitching about health insurance and medical bills for Jr

https://allthatbugs.blogspot.com/2007/12/paying-medical-bills-can-cause-illness.html

Bitching about doctors, health insurance, mexicans, handicapped people

https://allthatbugs.blogspot.com/2003/07/whoops-sorry-we-gave-your-money-away.html

Yeah that last one is from 2003. Fatty despises the healthcare industry because it's full of people telling him to stop eating fucking garbage all day, to lose weight, that he isn't healthy, that he has high blood pressure, etc. The only thing the man listens to doctors about is his diabetes because he knows that can kill him very quickly, and he still doesn't manage that for shit.
Here he is himself saying he's got diabetes

"3 strokes and you're out, liderully dropping weight for health"

But again this man blames tap water and vegetables for kidney stones and claims they're poison. Blames energy drinks for his strokes rather than the fatness and blood pressure issues due to drinking the energy drinks, etc.

 

[Marc]

Don't worry, guise - Jack replaced doze enurgee dreeenkz with LOTS of black covfefe - Drinkz with ALL THOSE ingreedience will KILL YOU - they are POIZ-UN. I wuz in Perfect. Health. until I was drinking five-teen of those coffee drinks...what was I drinking? How many was I drinking? Something like five...six...seven drinks? Idunno. Annnnnyway: The uh...Uh....

Tammy: The energy drinks!

Oh! EN-urgy drinkz: You can think straight; can...REMEMBUR how many you drank. That stuff...zBAD for you - K? Like: What is covfefe? WATUR? GOFFEE GROUNZ? SIMPLE. Drink that instead! Yull be halthier n HAPPIER. TRUST ME. Anyway, I love you guise. All see youall again necks time.


[Jack's recipe for black coffee below]

Spoiler

STEP ONE ASK TAMMY MAKE YOU COVFEFE BRING IT OVER

 

[densedance]

The same Fatty that believes hospitals have kill quotas and doctors are out to get him.

So this fat retard rather wanted to throw a big tantrum because he (only) had to pay 100$ not only for the ER Visit but also for the Tests. Did he totally forget that having an Insurance it doesn't automaticaly cover 100% off the costs?

... and then gets lolled by his Lawyer lmao

 

[John Andrews Stan]

tantrum

Jack’s life is one series of tantrums, all day every day. What’s worse is that he thinks his obese toddler shtick is badass and clever. I hope Jack Jr. goes into weed-induced psychosis and caves his dad’s head in with some overpriced Chinese kitchen gadget.

 

[densedance]

Jack’s life is one series of tantrums, all day every day. What’s worse is that he thinks his obese toddler shtick is badass and clever. I hope Jack Jr. goes into weed-induced psychosis and caves his dad’s head in with some overpriced Chinese kitchen gadget.

 

[AltisticRight]

Yup Jack it's all those babies drinking monster

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And all of them breathe.
Breathing causes autism. Maybe Scalfatty should stop breathing. His entire family should just stop breathing.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack’s life is one series of tantrums, all day every day. What’s worse is that he thinks his obese toddler shtick is badass and clever. I hope Jack Jr. goes into weed-induced psychosis and caves his dad’s head in with some overpriced Chinese kitchen gadget.

I thought it was already caved in with that beluga dome of his.

And not to be a dickhole contrarian... but you can't go into psychosis or even a fit of rage on weed (alone). Hard drugs and/or many years of alcohol abuse could do it though.

So this fat retard rather wanted to throw a big tantrum because he (only) had to pay 100$ not only for the ER Visit but also for the Tests. Did he totally forget that having an Insurance it doesn't automaticaly cover 100% off the costs?

... and then gets lolled by his Lawyer lmao

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How could you even HAVE these thoughts, let alone over having to pay $100 for a potentially life-saving visit to the ER?? I know your ass wasn't broke in 2009.WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS ONLINE?!

What was he, in his late thirties posting this? No sane person would say that in their late... fuck, single digits. At least ratface was highschool age when he wrote the kill list in the bathroom stall...

My only guess as to why he thought that was okay/"funny" is that the 2000s were that "wild west" era of the internet where you could get away with a lot more with little effort.