Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 260 18.3%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 204 14.4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 808 57.0%

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Man, that is a group of major whiners. I hate how pissy jack gets about a single fly on the chair, he is one of the least sanitary cooks in the world yet acts like it's completely unheard of to have a fly within 10ft of him. Can someone explain to me what is so offensive about them using fries on the burger? I think I'd prefer that, hash-browns or home fries would just make what looks like a messy burger even more difficult to eat.
 
ok i get that he wanted hash-browns on his burger

but why send the entire burger back? why not just ask the waitress to bring a side of hash- browns so he can put it on his burger rather than send it back? classic jack just looking for every way to find something wrong with the food simply because he's annoyed that they didn't use liquid nitrogen in his shake
 
jack acting like an embarrassing child once again. wahhhhhh my milkshake didn't come with liquid nitrogen so i'm going to bitch and complain about everything.

What a fucking baby. Also, everybody's so fucking fat. Stop going to burger/pizza joints every day.
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no one's ever accused jack of being "paid off" when he's given a good rating (which is quite often) not sure what he's talking about

and he's too stupid to realize that no one's ripping him for giving a bad review. it's his overall bad behavior that people are ripping him over. i've noticed that with jack, when one little thing isn't the way he likes, he starts looking for every reason to give the restaurant a bad review. so right when he finds out there's no liquid nitrogen (which does absolutely nothing in regards to influencing the taste or consistency of the shake,) automatically the shakes are "bad" even if they really aren't.

then he acts like a complete jackass and proudly sends his entire burger back when all he needed to do is ask for a side of hash-browns to be brought out. at one point he even tries to convince one of his friends to send their food back too.
 
So, remember the other day we were talking about how Jack probably buys products and acts like they are being given by the company? Well...


Edit: I'm being full on exceptional today and forgot how websites work.

Okay, so companies give Chinese made plastic crap away to reviewers all the time, but I have never heard of a company giving a $3,000 refrigerator to a relatively small YouTuber. This is a Price is Right prize, not an iPhone case. Hell, huge YouTubers usually have to return their review unit Android phones and they're a fraction of the cost of this fridge.
 
Jack is such a dumbass. His reviews are terrible, and most of the time he fails to understand the instructions lol

He doesn't even understand that chicken or pork that is literally dripping bright red blood probably isn't done.

You can't expect much from this guy.
 
You can tell that he wants his opinion to matter so much, him and everyone at that table reminded me of that nail on the head south park yelp reviewer ep. They just want to be important. But they're not so they keep stuffing food down their throats.
 
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Anyone else find it funny that a man who gobbled down a one buck steak that was notably horrible on an objective scale then bitches about eating at a cheap restaurant with people that know you aren't supposed to serve it mooing? I love how he intentionally nitpicks because of a small inconvenience like the waitress getting nervous around the pigman with the camera filming her. What a petty shithead; no wonder his son shits up his videos on purpose.
 
Anyone else find it funny that a man who gobbled down a one buck steak that was notably horrible on an objective scale then bitches about eating at a cheap restaurant with people that know you aren't supposed to serve it mooing? I love how he intentionally nitpicks because of a small inconvenience like the waitress getting nervous around the pigman with the camera filming her. What a petty shithead; no wonder his son shits up his videos on purpose.

I'm surprised no place has had the cops throw him out so far. I guess he scuttles off when they tell him to fuck off with that bullshit.
 
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