💥 Trainwreck Jaclyn Hill - Beauty Guru, Morphe Shill, Senstive Clitoris

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Broken Pussy said:
It means someone who is extremely easily upset. It’s not literal. I assume. I have no insider information on the status of her lady bits.
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I was just going to ask if that was what you meant, thanks. I assumed since I haven't heard of her discussing her clit anywhere.
 
Worth noting that Jaclyn Hill's father, James (Jim) Eilers claims to be a healer. This dude is crazy. Yes, yes, estranged from her father since 2012. But, her ability to obtain money through shady dealings and contaminated make-up came from somewhere.
archive: http://jimeilers.org/index.htm

From the website:
"He has witnessed tremendous miracle healings in his crusades. This is but a few of the thousands upon thousands of bodily healings that he has witnessed God perform at his crusades around the world and in the USA. In the Kufue, Zambia crusade a woman was brought to the crusade whom had fallen and broken her back. God touched her mightily as she came up on the platform, testifying of her miracle and then proceeded to dance before the Lord kicking her legs high into the air. Another woman was brought on a stretcher and had been bedridden for 8 months, dying of aids and given just days to live. As the word of God was preached, she believed and got up off the stretcher and began to run to the platform and dance, testifying of what the Lord had done for her. She was totally healed by the power of God. All the Glory goes to the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

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youtube video discussing james eilers:
https://youtu.be/pgIlj6GUEyQ

 
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Sweetpeaa said:
Oh my, have you seen her face lately? what in the Hell is going on there. She is looking like Pete Burns.
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It's a shame because she was a pretty woman. Ugly on the inside started to seep through, maybe.

Edit: Her dad James Eilers passed away three months ago, March 20, 2020. She waited until Father's Day to put out a pity message. Such bad taste. She basically disowned the man when it was going to affect her bag. And, now she's going to capitalize on the man's death on Father's Day. Her face will surely morph into something more hideous now.
 
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DavieJones714 said:
It's a shame because she was a pretty woman. Ugly on the inside started to seep through, maybe.

Edit: Her dad James Eilers passed away three months ago, March 20, 2020. She waited until Father's Day to put out a pity message. Such bad taste. She basically disowned the man when it was going to affect her bag. And, now she's going to capitalize on the man's death on Father's Day. Her face will surely morph into something more hideous now.
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Nah she wasn't ever pretty. That is what made her ''relatable'' to the average woman who felt alienated by the early 2010's beauty guru culture. Back then the big name companies would only have the prettiest girls sponsored to show off their products sometimes giving them their own mini movie on youtube to feature the makeup (see Michelle Phan ''Rouge in love'') from 2012). Jaclyn was on the fringes back then. She was making videos during that time but she wasn't apart of that. She was an average looking woman who liked makeup and managed to build a following on that alone as she wasn't intimidating.
 
Troon Anthropologist said:
Fillers going flat, unfortunate weight gain, or bulimia cheeks?
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I have suspicions Botox is also involved. It's super easy to get, complain of headaches or neckpain and insurance covers it.

You know when you're trying to make a loaf of bread, but you just threw too many ingredients into it haphazardly and it's fucked, it's lumpy and weird, like there is no saving it? Ya just gotta throw it out and start over.

Except it's her face.
 
BluntyBitch said:
I have suspicions Botox is also involved. It's super easy to get, complain of headaches or neckpain and insurance covers it.

You know when you're trying to make a loaf of bread, but you just threw too many ingredients into it haphazardly and it's fucked, it's lumpy and weird, like there is no saving it? Ya just gotta throw it out and start over.

Except it's her face.
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She started getting fillers while she was under 25 and thus pre natural collagen reduction right? I wonder if she got obsessed with instagram highlighter cheeks in the same way some people get obsessed with worm lips and as she's gotten older she was hyper aware of her cheeks losing their natural childish roundness resulting in her going farther towards the extreme? During the pandemic she's basically just had herself and the mirror to look at considering the divorce and it's not like these beauty youtubers have the best self-image to start with seeing as she was already obsessed with fillers for years now.

Also at first it looked like she just used too many fillers but now it's starting to look like Tess Holiday's cheek fillers so probably a bit of alcohol weight gain too (I'm just assuming alcohol cause it doesn't look like the fat on a girl who's just eating more and I think she has implied alcoholism since the divorce)
 
BluntyBitch said:
I have suspicions Botox is also involved. It's super easy to get, complain of headaches or neckpain and insurance covers it.
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The dose of botox you get for migraines isn't enough to affect your appearance, and even if it was, it's not injected anywhere near where it would need to be to fuck up those specific parts of her face.
 
yasscat said:
The dose of botox you get for migraines isn't enough to affect your appearance, and even if it was, it's not injected anywhere near where it would need to be to fuck up those specific parts of her face.
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The "migraine" or "excess sweating" excuse is just for the insurance to cover the vial, then it's injected wherever the client wants. Same thing in many places if you find a doctor willing to state that your "wonky septum is causing breathing problems" then you're in for free nosejob on govt dime, even if your breathing is completely fine in fact.
Shady? Yes. Don't expect much critical thinking skills from these people though.
That being said Jaclyn has enough $$ she doesn't need to play this way she likely just pays outright.
 
Pirx said:
The "migraine" or "excess sweating" excuse is just for the insurance to cover the vial, then it's injected wherever the client wants. Same thing in many places if you find a doctor willing to state that your "wonky septum is causing breathing problems" then you're in for free nosejob on govt dime, even if your breathing is completely fine in fact.
Shady? Yes. Don't expect much critical thinking skills from these people though.
That being said Jaclyn has enough $$ she doesn't need to play this way she likely just pays outright.
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I get botox for migraine--in fact, I've been getting it for years. I know what I'm talking about. Trust me. You're wrong. It's administered by a neurologist, not a plastic surgeon. And more importantly, as I said before, the dosage isn't even close to what it needs to be to show any cosmetic affects.

And nose jobs are surgical, you idiot.
 
Don't know how true it is, but I've read she's taking steroids. Don't know the reason, but those fuckers will bloat you up, and give you moonface.
 
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