Snowflake JaclynGlenn

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She already did a Playboy shoot. No nudity, though.
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Surprised she didn't go full nude to garner more attention for her channel? Though I guess then no-one would be interested in staring at her videos when they could go look at the shoot instead.
 
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Surprised she didn't go full nude to garner more attention for her channel? Though I guess then no-one would be interested in staring at her videos when they could go look at the shoot instead.
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She knows nobody wants to see that much ribcage put on display.
 
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Generally, I find Jaclyn derivative, particularly her atheist commentary. Occasionally, she publishes something which I don't mind, always these are collaborations with others.

She's very commercial and likes to tout her t-shirts or other swag.
 
Where to start about this one? Jaclyn Glenn is a mildly notable "Youtube atheist", who a la Thunderf00t and the Amazing Atheist is known for making the typical trite, unfunny, ugly meme-ridden videos advocating New Atheism/secular Humanism based on more or less a Wikipedia-level education on the scientific and philosophical subjects she speaks about. An example of her "talent":


But of course her secular Humanist 'evangelism' isn't what what her man-boobed followers are primarily interested in; but rather her series of porn/camwhore videos that serve as wank fodder for the seller-bound mouth-breathers and house-arrested NEET sex offenders who make up the majority of her subscriber base:







In fact she has more videos about female masturbation and sperm than she does about science; but given that her subscribers apparently have to learn from a Youtube video that girls masturbate, and that she had to release an "sexy atheist pickup lines" video on Valentine's day as an attempt to aid her subscribers in finally losing their "Wizard" status, it's pretty obvious that her "sex advice" videos fall on deaf ears:


Aside from that, she's attempted to go the Thunderf00t/Amazing Atheist route of making series of videos criticism feminism and social justice, likely in an attempt to spread her market and increase her dwindling subscribers:



On the Youtube wikia, there's a bit of biographical information on her; allegedly went to college with the goal of becoming a physican (presumably a gynecologist), but decided to drop out when her atheist porn YT 'career' kicked off; apparently she was married but divorced her husband for not being supportive of her 'Youtube career' - golly gee! When your Youtube "career" centers around you being free get-off material for 40 year old "/r/atheism" posters, and 13 year olds too young to buy real porn - I can't imagine why he wouldn't be supportive of that!

http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/JaclynGlenn

Other than that, she has a Patreon (of course...); and considering how the production values of her videos are so low that anyone with a pirated copy of Sony Vegas Pro and a second hand webcam on Ebay could make them; its questionable how much of that donation money she actually needs to produce her B-list content - apparently she's requesting donations of $850 per month just to buy a new computer:

https://www.patreon.com/Jaclyn

Apparently she's unable to get any sponsors, other than a seedy porn (err... "sex positive") chain which apparently has quite a few rip-off and scam complaints on Google and Facebook, as well as her own website she sells T-shirts with cliche New Atheist slogans:

http://www.adamandevefranchise.com/

http://www.jaclynglenn.com/

Here she is hocking the Youtube channel of some trailer trash "Christian porn star" who's offering noodz in exchange for 1 million subscribers (aka a subwhore, pun intended - to date she has a whopping 12,000 subscribers).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1TvOM8vdrc

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheShannamosity

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Finally, she has a habit of posting whiny videos for her white knight fans everytime a boy breaks up with her (complete with her Patreon link in the video description of course), usually hinting that she's being stalked or harassed by him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUfgo0cDgyg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag-bo5qZCow

In an incident dating about 4 months ago, apparently a fellow Youtuber Onision who she was dating broke up with her, and responded by creating a video (which she apparently later deleted) accusing him of running a forum where he encouraged underage girls to send him photos of them in their underwear; the rumor was then spread around the internet by other Youtubers such as KeemStar; apparently the majority of it was a lie and was dissected in a debunking video by Onision (not even mentioning the irony of the fact that her own channel is basically softcore porn for underage boys too young to buy their own porn):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEVHT6No5Xc
 
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StraightShooter said:
In an incident dating about 4 months ago, apparently a fellow Youtuber Onision who she was dating broke up with her, and responded by creating a video (which she apparently later deleted) accusing him of running a forum where he encouraged underage girls to send him photos of them in their underwear; the rumor was then spread around the internet by other Youtubers such as KeemStar; apparently the majority of it was a lie and was dissected in a debunking video by Onision (not even mentioning the irony of the fact that her own channel is basically softcore porn for underage boys too young to buy their own porn):

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She never dated Onision. I'm not sure he ever encouraged girls to send him pictures of themselves in underwear specifically, but there definitely was/is a forum in which he encouraged girls to send pictures to him (and they did/do, including underage girls). Onision is a creep and a liar.
 
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Ride said:
She never dated Onision. I'm not sure he ever encouraged girls to send him pictures of themselves in underwear specifically, but there definitely was/is a forum in which he encouraged girls to send pictures to him (and they did/do, including underage girls). Onision is a creep and a liar.
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Oh I'm sure he's a lolcow in his own right, I don't know much about him - but basically the deal was it was a generic forum where anyone could post pictures, so not really any different from Instagram, there wasn't any evidence that I'm aware of that he ever specifically asked for underage girls to send him undie pics, or had any idea what the ages were; the guy does give me a mild creep vibe and might deserve his own thread, but from what I gather she is definitely a dramacow who milks Patreon funds from white knights, and is claiming she needs $850 in donations per month just because her computer isn't working.

That and regardless, her content sucks balls and she's basically just a camwhore pretending to be an activist, who would have a max of 100 subscribers if it weren't for the fact that she wears a skimpy cami in her videos, a la Laci Green.

She never dated Onision
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In the links above, she posted a video claiming she broke up with him, so unless it was a troll video then I'm not sure that's correct. Maybe she just meant she ended their friendship or something and they weren't actually dating?
 
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StraightShooter said:
Oh I'm sure he's a lolcow in his own right, I don't know much about him - but basically the deal was it was a generic forum where anyone could post pictures, so not really any different from Instagram, there wasn't any evidence that I'm aware of that he ever specifically asked for underage girls to send him undie pics, or had any idea what the ages were; the guy does give me a mild creep vibe and might deserve his own thread, but from what I gather she is definitely a drama queen and a vindictive ex who uses "boyfriend drama" to tard cum Patreon funds from white knights.

That and regardless, her content sucks balls and she's basically just a camwhore pretending to be an activist, who would have a max of 100 subscribers if it weren't for the fact that she wears a skimpy cami in her videos, a la Laci Green.
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He's definitely a cow and has a 150 page thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/onision-gregory-james-daniel-jackson-avaroe.4851/
He knows his fanbase and how young they are. He'd ask for their pictures for use in his videos. Here are all the archived threads from his forums: http://archive.is/onision.xyz
Admittedly, I don't know much about Jaclyn asides from her involvement with Onision. You left out that Jaclyn's married to SocialRepose, another YouTuber. They all used to be friends. Now both Jaclyn and SocialRepose hate Onision and he hates them back.

In the links above, she posted a video claiming she broke up with him, so unless it was a troll video then I'm not sure that's correct. Maybe she just meant she ended their friendship or something and they weren't actually dating?
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She meant their friendship.
 
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Ride said:
He's definitely a cow and has a 150 page thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/onision-gregory-james-daniel-jackson-avaroe.4851/
He knows his fanbase and how young they are. He'd ask for their pictures for use in his videos. Here are all the archived threads from his forums: http://archive.is/onision.xyz
Admittedly, I don't know much about Jaclyn asides from her involvement with Onision. You left out that Jaclyn's married to SocialRepose, another YouTuber. They all used to be friends. Now both Jaclyn and SocialRepose hate Onision and he hates them back.
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Thanks for the thread, I'll check it out, main point here wasn't to white-knight Onision, just expose some of Glenn's internet stupidity, and borderline Patreon-scamming.
 
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Oh I'm sure he's a lolcow in his own right, I don't know much about him - but basically the deal was it was a generic forum where anyone could post pictures, so not really any different from Instagram, there wasn't any evidence that I'm aware of that he ever specifically asked for underage girls to send him undie pics, or had any idea what the ages were; the guy does give me a mild creep vibe and might deserve his own thread, but from what I gather she is definitely a dramacow who milks Patreon funds from white knights, and is claiming she needs $850 in donations per month just because her computer isn't working.

That and regardless, her content sucks balls and she's basically just a camwhore pretending to be an activist, who would have a max of 100 subscribers if it weren't for the fact that she wears a skimpy cami in her videos, a la Laci Green.


In the links above, she posted a video claiming she broke up with him, so unless it was a troll video then I'm not sure that's correct. Maybe she just meant she ended their friendship or something and they weren't actually dating?
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Here's 152 pages on how creepy Onision really can be, Enjoy.

His forum that he pulled the pictures from had the girls ages, etc. in their profiles or attached to the posts. So...yeah, there's that. Before he completely shut down that forum and did damage control. That broken up with video was trolling, as they had stopped being friends and Onion-boy decided to make multiple posts and videos about it.

She's a bit cow-ish, but I'm not sure if she's full dramacow, ya know?

Edit: And...I'm late. Ninja'd by Ride.
 
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Here's 152 pages on how creepy Onision really can be, Enjoy.

His forum that he pulled the pictures from had the girls ages, etc. in their profiles or attached to the posts. So...yeah, there's that. Before he completely shut down that forum and did damage control. That broken up with video was trolling, as they had stopped being friends and Onion-boy decided to make multiple posts and videos about it.

She's a bit cow-ish, but I'm not sure if she's full dramacow, ya know?
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Could be, maybe she just deserves a mention in the "euphoric atheists" thread rather than her own thread.
 
StraightShooter said:
Could be, maybe she just deserves a mention in the "euphoric atheists" thread rather than her own thread.
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Very possibly. I see the cam whoring, but I don't see the chimp outs and meltdowns that some of the other cows have. If you could find some decent evidence of that then she might be thread worthy.
 
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I remember she posted a video of herself asking her grandfather questions and he gave old timey politically incorrect distasteful responses that were somewhat bigoted and racist. She thought it was funny to make fun of him even though it was obvious he cared for his granddaughter but he just came from a different time and couldn't adjust to how much the world has changed. It was just messed up and sad to exploit someone like that for your fans on the internet to laugh at.

I don't know if she's cow material but she's definitely a total cunt for that incident alone.
 
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A couple of years ago, it was a big thing in atheist circles for a minute when it was discovered that she blatantly plagiarized Matt Dillahunty (host of The Atheist Experience and noted literal cuckold - his wife is solid lolcow material, but that's not the scope of this thread). Subsequently, it came out that she has also plagiarized other atheist thinkers (Stephen Fry was one; there were others I don't recall offhand).

Video of the plagiarism with additional information in the video description.


So, basically you can discount all her atheism advocacy videos since it's likely not even shit she came up with in the first place. You're left with someone making clickbait videos about titties and masturbation for thirsty euphoric atheists as the sum total of her creative output... and even then despite having ~500k subscribers, she's only pulling in 800/month; the fat bald cuck she plagiarized only has 65k subscribers yet pulls in 2500/video. Sad!
 
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