Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC

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Sex tape when?
Oh no
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Does anyone know that he's been white knighting the cow Tommie Tooter?
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He seems to want to fuck anyone that is a lolcow

Now that Chris is out of the internet for years, Sockness might travel to seek Yaniv as his new target.
Before he got banned from Twitter, he would spam Yaniv's account saying how much he wanted her to participate in his paraphilic infant thing
 
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Sockness Chilling in GiBi's Discord
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Greetings from the ILJ board. Since it was blessed with such a strong harvest, I come to share a small portion of the bounty. About a week ago, YouTuber GiBi’s discord server logs leaked. To the surprise of no one, it’s full of children. More alarming is the presence of a certain Gay Fransisco wizard along with a network of orbiters. There’s a lot to go through, but I thought it was pretty funny so here are some highlights.

The usernames have been redacted, but “Redact_59” or “CIG_SE” is the sexy sorcerer.
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He first joins on 22 January 2021 and mostly just shills his bitchute and subreddit (which the kids call him out on immediately). NB — I'll be calling them kids because they're in a YouTuber Discord, but I assume some of them are maladjusted adults.
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Jacob’s lazy ass recycled his “Falcon Golden Heart” trollsona which has been mentioned earlier in this thread.
Falcon's Reddit history | Archive p1, p2, p3, p4
Falcon's twitter | Archive
He usually LARPs Falcon in his Reddit replies, but he's been reincarnated as Discord user CIG_SE. His backstory is pretty entertaining.
Falcon Golden Heart is, of course, Sockness’s devoted student. He just really likes his books, okay?
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He might not be as brilliant as Sockness, but gosh darnit he can still try!
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While Falcon may not be too bright, what he lacks in brains he makes up for in spirit. He’s a freedom fighter. In fact, Falcon did January 6.
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Now he’s a wanted man, and he’s fled the tyrannical United States to the comfort and safety of Africa, where he lives out his days as a humble goat farmer.
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The reason Sockness invented for why Falcon believes in his powers is simple: coercion.
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Seems like he was planning to LARP some kind of reunion, but I guess in light of recent events he might finally be retiring the character?
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Even in Jacob's imagination, the only way he can make a friend is if he coerces him with magic bullshit.
Jacob kept up the act long enough to fool a few users, who had plenty to say about him.
Kid #245 has a point. Who would rush to grab that Sockness clout? Surely a special breed.
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I'd like to see that sneed folk art magazine.
This next one is kind of interesting because GiBi's discord doesn't have a "#the_mall" channel.
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The weens are incorrect, but their characterization isn't totally off base is it? The question remains, whose thirst for clout is so mighty they'll admit to talking to an autistic alcoholic who drunk dials Satan?
Anyway, Sockless's dime store mask eventually slipped.
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He ended up getting kicked sometime in July. Here's to six solid months of ween-baiting!
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The creepiest aspect of all this (other than the man himself) is that, while he gets close to zero interaction anywhere online, Sockness can waltz into one of these YouTuber Discords and the weens start circling like flies. Most of the kids in GiBi's server had multiple brain cells to rub together, but that can't be said of the owner. Thus is the story of how Jacob Sockness ended up with six months of unmoderated access to impressionable weeny minds. Then, when Sockness made his own discord, he converted the weens into gay little cultist LARPers. His new server is organized like his Pan Mythica religion with Sockness at the top (Supreme God Emperor and all that, yada yada). The lower rungs are populated by characters both new and familiar. Sockness holds court with them in a manner befitting his Warrior-For-Anarchy-With-A-Tugboat schtick. Ironically, his rules are more concrete than the YouTuber's server.

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The Weirdo Orbiters

There are quite a few holdovers from the GiBi nonsense in his new server, but a couple users actually have roles and one of them produces content.

The Lesser Emperor is an Australian man who calls himself @Interzone. I think the title is more indicative of the respect Sockness him than anything else, but I haven't seen enough.
He has a YouTube channel (catalogue archive) where you can find an interview series with Jacob about love, magic, and all the natural disasters that are obviously his fault. Interzone has speculated about demonic influences on Chris, the inevitable backfire of the curse-ye-ha-me-ha, and psychic abyss of lolcow magnetism swirling around Chris. He also uploaded a a genuinely interesting podcast about the conviction and execution of Harvey Church through the lens of demonic possession. Weak reading voice unfortunately.
Overall, Interzone comes off as more sincere about the magic stuff than Sockness. His ill-advised contact with Sockness seems recent and he claims to have a problem with Sockness's devil may care onesie and Jack approach to magic. I hope he doesn't nuke his channel, but I've downloaded his videos just in case

It's all woo, but there are some flavorful moments in his interviews with Sockman. For example, here's a romantic card Sockness claims he recieved from Chris in October 2019:
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It seems Jacob let this dude use his ritual room to get high.

The second biggest weenie is @varisihminen, Empress of Back Door Pleasures.
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There's a third person of interest and he's someone you might recognize. Dillon/Damian Crowley/UgandanSonichu/Gutsy Sonichu. I knew him as the guy who didn't egg Chris's house. His discord posts(Redact_54) are a trip of their own. I guess after his thread died he dug in with Sockness and friends. He doesn't have a special role in Sockness's new server, but it's always nice to see a familiar face.
...and Sockness invited the kids from GiBi's server.
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Here's a screenshot of a video call between Dillon, Sockness, and an unknown.
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Have you seen person #3?
All this stuff with the new server isn't as fun to me as watching Sockness try to bully kids who hate him into being wizards, but it's out there. I think I only pulled stuff from one of GiBi's channel and Sock interacted in several.

Bonus Round
In an effort to fit in with the cool kids, Jacob gives his thoughts on Amberlynn Ried, the Slaton sisters, Dana Cain, and Nikocado Avocado.
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Holy fucking fat faggotry in a DragonTails onesie! Now THIS is how you do a fucking exposee on the recent shenanigans of a low IQ cow-chasing clout-chasing wannabe wiztard. I can't reply to the exact post thanks to the reply bug but we all know who I mean. Much :semperfidelis:and :pinetar: to our Kiwi of the hour, @Special Agent Punchy .
 
So what’s the over/under that Jacob already has AIDS/herpes/hep c? Anyone who has been watching long enough has seen he has photos of many different partners he posts online and he never posts them long term, it’s only a short time before he posts a different one.

Add to that he lives in the Tenderloin, one of the druggiest, hooker-filled, homeless-run areas of the country with extremely lax laws that tolerate hardcore drug addicts and their degenerate means of making money.
Jacob is totally not taking that barbussi got ate but his bussy didn’t.
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Like how hard is this dude’s cope?
I can’t speak for all of you here, but how many of you discussed Chris or KF with your gf/bf/hubby/wife when you first met? That seems to me like some red flag autist shit that will send someone running.
 
I'm just gonna leave this here.
Logs from Sockness' current Discord server (mentioned a bit here), featuring Dillon / Damian Crowly Johnson / Ugandan Sonichu (kodoku of endless sugfering#1492 in these logs.)
I've been waiting for the server itself to die before posting these, and it more or less has now.
Sockness seems to have switched to using Telegram primarily, but I can't actually confirm that myself.
The logs have more pictures of his new "Huggy Kissy."
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EDIT: Sockness reacts to the last few posts in this thread.
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So what’s the over/under that Jacob already has AIDS/herpes/hep c? Anyone who has been watching long enough has seen he has photos of many different partners he posts online and he never posts them long term, it’s only a short time before he posts a different one.

Add to that he lives in the Tenderloin, one of the druggiest, hooker-filled, homeless-run areas of the country with extremely lax laws that tolerate hardcore drug addicts and their degenerate means of making money.

I can’t speak for all of you here, but how many of you discussed Chris or KF with your gf/bf/hubby/wife when you first met? That seems to me like some red flag autist shit that will send someone running.
The old guy
The fat black guy
The dtranny

I think he was sucking geriatric cock for a long time. I don’t recall him talking about anyone else.
 
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