Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC

[I am batman]

Unexpected crossover into the Cobraverse:

Better fight with magic powers instead.

 

[BeatboxBill]

SOCKASS UPDATES:

Sickness accuses the Ku Klux Klan of being Democrats


Sickness' latest conspiracy theory (Bigfoot)


Sickness claims that the LGBT flag is evil even though he is gay and a tranny chaser


Sickness STILL loves the Halal outta Muslims


Sickness being a "proud Republican"


Sickness is in to the pup roleplay?


Sickness STILL refuses to accept that Chris does not want him


Sickness commenting on some CWC fan art


Sickness claims Jakoba is racist

Sickness gives us a history lesson on Jakoba

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Sickness being a "proud Republican"

Sickness accuses the Ku Klux Klan of being Democrats

I'm so confused, I assume sarcasm is beyond Sickness, so does he think Biden is a Republican? I'm surprised none of the twitter echo chamber is trying to correct him

Sickness STILL refuses to accept that Chris does not want him

Imagine thirsting over Chris, is he just trying to be gross or trying to ride the clout

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I mean the KKK and Democrats both hate black people. The only difference is is that the Democrats would only kill blacks if they could get away with it. They just do the smart thing and let them weed each other out.

 

[Billy Bong of Guang Dong]

I'm so confused, I assume sarcasm is beyond Sickness, so does he think Biden is a Republican? I'm surprised none of the twitter echo chamber is trying to correct him

The Original KKK were Southern Democrats. In the 1800's, democrats were the predominant party in the south, and the abolitionist movement was associated with the republican party. Noted former slave turned abolitionist, Frederick Douglas, was a member of the republican party, for example. The original Klan were the remnants of Southern Democrats who lost the war, and wanted to intimidate republican politicians, as well as the newly freed slaves who would likely vote for the republicans.

Obviously that has absolutely nothing to do with the modern political alignments. That's why he's saying that though. It's a really stupid talking point some people use as if it's relevant today. The Democrat party did used to be racist though. There was even a splinter party called the Dixiecrats that split off when Truman introduced one of the first civil rights acts. From around that period onward is when they become more liberal, and republicans became more conservative.

 

[The_Luck_Boy]

So did our fat little tranny sucker actually learn to stay off social media or did he finally get hooked on some random drug one of his P&P 'friends' brought to the buttfuckery party?

 

[ASeabear8952]

So did our fat little tranny sucker actually learn to stay off social media or did he finally get hooked on some random drug one of his P&P 'friends' brought to the buttfuckery party?

Nope he’s still very much active on Twitter.

https://x.com/jakehammer1983?s=21&t=W9GjgDSkxnlGne0WMsCA1Q

 

[The_Luck_Boy]

Nope he’s still very much active on Twitter.

https://x.com/jakehammer1983?s=21&t=W9GjgDSkxnlGne0WMsCA1Q

I am vomit.

 

[ole]

I think Sockness got a new boyfriend

 

[Trombonista]

I am now tempted to move this thread to Deathfats.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I am now tempted to move this thread to Deathfats.

If only he was close enough to dying

 

[The Un-Clit]

I am now tempted to move this thread to Deathfats.

I feel you, but disgustingly fat as this pic is, Sockness is still the same shitbag wannabe wizard and demon-conjuring badass in a dragon onesie he always was rather then trying to kill himself with fatness and proclaiming he's as healthy as anyone else. He belongs right where he is, until that happy day he qualifies to join the 'Lolcows of History' forum upon his obituary being found.

 

[supersonic chris]

Heya guys! . .. : D

Ive had a Lot of online conversations with JS. Would anyone be interested at all in seeing some messages from that? I dont know how releavant they are, but its interesting

 

[The Un-Clit]

Heya guys! . .. : D

Ive had a Lot of online conversations with JS. Would anyone be interested at all in seeing some messages from that? I dont know how releavant they are, but its interesting

Sure, toss em in as long as they are amusing.

I don't expect interesting or informative, it's Sockass after all, but if you have some funny anecdotes feel free to share em here. It's what the Farms are all about!

 

[A Grey Cat]

I wondered why Jacob sockhead was front and center on these boards again. Nice to see he hasn't changed a bit since he loved and lost opl chris.

 

[Drip Torch]

Sockass was rather entertaining to chat with during the early part of OPL chasing days. Just offering a crumb of interest would get much sperging about his head cannon and world building.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Sockass was rather entertaining to chat with during the early part of OPL chasing days. Just offering a crumb of interest would get much sperging about his head cannon and world building.

Saw him on here and was hoping he was either having a trump derangement meltdown or begging Chris to take him back, promising not to drug him the way caden (allegedly) is. Was kinda disappointed all got were two gay shaved gorllias hugging in public.

I mean it's something but no different than any other day in San Francisco.

 

[supersonic chris]

Sure, toss em in as long as they are amusing.

I don't expect interesting or informative, it's Sockass after all, but if you have some funny anecdotes feel free to share em here. It's what the Farms are all about!

Ive never posted anything like this before so i hope im formatting this right. As im typing this i have realized that a lot of this is more creepy behavior then funny and i was still seeing him through slightly rose colored tinted glasses until. . .. .. Right now.

For a bit of background info i was heavily hyperfocused on JS before we talked, i reached out and did not expect a reply. I dont think he was inapropiate with me but im kinda tarded and a lot of friends and even my dad tried to get me to stop talking to him. We have over 650 messages and others on insta and tiktok but these are just some of the ones my friend pointed out.

I am a teenager and my parents were teen parents, thats why he mentions being old enough to be my dad.

My dad would then attempt to go through my phone to keep me away from JS. Jacob would encourage me to change my phone pincode to his birthday so id remember it and my dad wouldnt be able to get into it. In retrospect this is a little bit creepy. I followed suit and changed my pincode. My friend was convinced i was being groomed but im an adult teenager and that only happens to kids.

I think things peaked when he was trying to get me to hate my dad, and convincing me to isolate from him and go to california and calling me his son. I was convinced into thinking my dad was a bad person (hes not a great dad, definite weirdo and creep but he has common sense) and i was quickly isolated from everyone except jacob until i was put on suicide watch. I had my internet access taken and i was fine and no longer hyperfocused on JS after just a week of not being allowed to communicate with him at all. Please laugh atleast once becuase this is kinda crazy for me to admit.

Less creepy more delusion

He sent me a bunch of videos of him shaking his butt and told me about his penis but not much worse than that.

Picture thats never been posted and username for authentication

I blocked him after writing this. I hope this isnt actually as milkless and stupid as it feels to write. .... ... XD. Thx for reading either way

 

[The Un-Clit]

i need a little time to digest this, @supersonic chris but I have to advise you that this forum is 18+ for legal reasons, and since you admitted to being a teen a moderator will likely be in contact with you to request ID that you are 18 or 19 years of age.

I certainly don't want to kill the creepy story but Jacob Sickness is the kind to rattle legal sabres even if he ends up shitting himself and doing nothing as usual.

 

[supersonic chris]

Jacob Sickness is the kind to rattle legal sabres even if he ends up shitting himself and doing nothing as usual.

Im a little nervous now