Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC

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The Un-Clit said:
This whole thing is getting sad and pathetic. It's turning into LARPing with lolcows, and I regret jumping back in,

I was just hoping to fulfil a long-held wish of watching Jacob hit a 'breakthrough' with salvia which is often extremely unpleasant even for strong-willed people because you WILL experience ego-death and that's a hard thing to go through. For Jacob it would shatter his fucking reality for a good 5 minutes and seeing him go through it on camera would have been fucking amazing. It would probably scare him streight.

But it's not gonna happen, he's too much of a chickenshit boaster and poseur and I have no interest in him otherwise. I'm out.
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I find the "FUCK YOU , ITS NOT TRUE! IM A SORCERER! YOU CANT BE FUCKING CHRIS SHES MIIIINE" from him awesome.
Dude tried to trick his "best friend" into getting raped and wants to kill homeless people and drug addicts. Drugs dont magically cure someone with a real predisposition for living in fantasy land.
Everytime he throws a tantrum its him being unable to rationailze something because he has conflicting evidence and is forcred to confront himself in reality. I doubt this dude would drop a couple tabs and wake up feeling enlightened.
I think he's hilarious.
I know if he had any modicum of power he'd abuse it. I got no problem with him getting triggered to retreat in his hovel.
 
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SIGSEGV said:
Wait, when did that happen? I know that he tried to go to Ruckersville before Chris found out and told him to stay the fuck away, are you talking about that?
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I'll look for it in a bit, but yea he was trying to pay a friend to come out and rape chris to force the "dimensional merge", he never once tried to tell anyone that the rape part wasnt the lie, but it was me having a relationship with Chris that was a lie. If you look up "The Sockness Files" you should find the recording, ill look for it when i get home.

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I apologize, I don't have the time to specifically give you the time stamp of the scenario.

Here is the video of where I think I found it.

Here is one giving some morbid clarity on homeboy's worldviews.

Dude is 37 years old, and I'm pretty confident that he drank enough of his own jizz to maintain his lunacy till death. I bet he's so up his own ass that when he's tickling his tonsils he thinks its gut instinct.

Do I believe believe he is capable of rape? Absolutely. He buys into his own rational as a justification for raping anyone he wants to.

Chris called him out yesterday:
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Looks like he's getting upset. How long until we see these two have an epic mental battle of the gods? Who would win?

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Pretty soon by how he got mogged today. You got him pissy, fine work commrade. I laughed when I read his shit.
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This dude literally has a God complex until someone nukes his shit from orbit.
 
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SIGSEGV said:
Imagine getting roasted by Chris Chan.
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It's about the 3rd or 4th time in a 1 week period that Chris has slapped him down hard. It's fucking glorious tbh.

Try as hard as he likes, Chris is never gonna let him back in a position of "influence" of his fantasy world. In fact the more Sickness tries to shoehorn his own fantasy world elements into CWC's storyline, the angrier and more stubborn Chris will become about it, as he does with anyone trying to either modify or disprove it entirely. It's gonna be interesting to see how long it takes for Chris to finally snap and put Sockass on ignore, because Jake's so stupid he's almost certain to push it to that point.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
It's about the 3rd or 4th time in a 1 week period that Chris has slapped him down hard. It's fucking glorious tbh.

Try as hard as he likes, Chris is never gonna let him back in a position of "influence" of his fantasy world. In fact the more Sickness tries to shoehorn his own fantasy world elements into CWC's storyline, the angrier and more stubborn Chris will become about it, as he does with anyone trying to either modify or disprove it entirely. It's gonna be interesting to see how long it takes for Chris to finally snap and put Sockass on ignore, because Jake's so stupid he's almost certain to push it to that point.
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Man, cwc is definitely going to get fed up and dump his ass very, very soon. Chris is arrogant and his fantasy world is all about him, him, and him. There is no room for Jacob, and I think he's starting to realize that too. What's funny though is that Chris seems to definitely not take Sockness seriously, which in itself is...fucking hilarious.
 
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the sister fister said:
Man, cwc is definitely going to get fed up and dump his ass very, very soon. Chris is arrogant and his fantasy world is all about him, him, and him. There is no room for Jacob, and I think he's starting to realize that too. What's funny though is that Chris seems to definitely not take Sockness seriously, which in itself is...fucking hilarious.
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If homeboy tried to arrange to clap my hams I wouldn't even talk to him.
 
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the sister fister said:
Man, cwc is definitely going to get fed up and dump his ass very, very soon. Chris is arrogant and his fantasy world is all about him, him, and him. There is no room for Jacob, and I think he's starting to realize that too. What's funny though is that Chris seems to definitely not take Sockness seriously, which in itself is...fucking hilarious.
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He made a huge mistake by putting himself above Chris lol. Only Chris can be Op. Have another drink Jacob you got what you wanted.
 
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anameisaname said:
He made a huge mistake by putting himself above Chris lol. Only Chris can be Op. Have another drink Jacob you got what you wanted.
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I think that broke-dick is going to just get more desperate. Its funny for me to watch Suckness unravel all the time, it may not be good for others... I wish I could read stories from his neighbors, I bet they have some wild shit to say about Suckness.
 
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SickNastyBastard said:
I think that broke-dick is going to just get more desperate. Its funny for me to watch Suckness unravel all the time, it may not be good for others... I wish I could read stories from his neighbors, I bet they have some wild shit to say about Suckness.
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"Sockness is fat, stupid, ugly, and deranged and I would NOT have sex with him!" - one of Suckass's neighbors
 
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I don't know if your Sockness, talking to yourself.
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Thx bby, I think if you read through my post history you'd get a pretty quick answer on whether or not I'm legit Jacob.

Jacob Sockness can't really say anything, its not really his hace that I used. Moreso, if his head wasn't the size of a beach ball with the face the size of a soft ball I wouldn't have to cut 9/10th's of it to not have his enormous, fat second chin be the first thing noticed.

Past that, my Chadly chin didn't fit Suck'n'ass, and it was beyond the ability of any modern machine to fix that. What Jacob sees is what would have happened if his embryo wouldn't have been marred with heavy drinking and 1980's crack rocks. Now, he's relegated to being a permanent limp-dick who begs older men to fondle him in their Viagra fueled blackouts.

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His selling point his how much fat he can stuff in jean shorts 5 sizes too small for him. He wears a shirt he literally has to peel off his skin its so tight. He's going "look how sexy I am, there is sooooo much fat on my crotch and a belly soooooo big I can't even reach my pecker". Granted he's in San Fran, but I still think people generally don't eat out of dumpsters if they don't have to.

All you do is fuck up my google results. They google Jacob Justin Sockness and you pop up looking obese and sloppy in a onie holding mage staff.
 
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SickNastyBastard said:
Thx bby, I think if you read through my post history you'd get a pretty quick answer on whether or not I'm legit Jacob.

Jacob Sockness can't really say anything, its not really his hace that I used. Moreso, if his head wasn't the size of a beach ball with the face the size of a soft ball I wouldn't have to cut 9/10th's of it to not have his enormous, fat second chin be the first thing noticed.

Past that, my Chadly chin didn't fit Suck'n'ass, and it was beyond the ability of any modern machine to fix that. What Jacob sees is what would have happened if his embryo wouldn't have been marred with heavy drinking and 1980's crack rocks. Now, he's relegated to being a permanent limp-dick who begs older men to fondle him in their Viagra fueled blackouts.

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His selling point his how much fat he can stuff in jean shorts 5 sizes too small for him. He wears a shirt he literally has to peel off his skin its so tight. He's going "look how sexy I am, there is sooooo much fat on my crotch and a belly soooooo big I can't even reach my pecker to piss uwu :) OMG my belly is SOOOOOO fat and I just love to show how fuckin FAT I am". Granted he's in San Fran, but I still think people generally don't eat out of dumpsters if they don't have to.

This is pretty much the reason he can't post pictures of his cartoonishly disproportionate figure anymore.
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Sexy you say?
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It was a weird sensation in my gut
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You're going to have to call emergency fire to come pull that shirt off you, you're distended.

I'm a faggot neet on a site for faggot neet
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Suckness 34 / SickNasty 348^19284675895734638

Keep coming w/ those selfies moneygrip
 
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I realized there has been something really odd about "Mr. Jacob Sockness" and I just haven't been able to place it. It kept kicking at the door. It wasn't until tonight that is. Let me show you something that will blow your mind.
What bothers me about Sockness is the fact he says he can't ever get erections quite often. In fact, I can't even say that he has anything closely looking like a penis even with his real sick shit. We'll start slow.

I saw the pattern in the first few pics:
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Hmm... I noticed on another three pics, and in the EXACT same place. Take a look:

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It was a weird sensation in my gut, almost.. I needed to finally look at these:
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It all ties together. Jacob never getting any boners, showing a groin with no visible outline of a penis detectable, constantly having an extremely bloated stomach, insane mood-swings, and hard core delusions.

Jacob = A fat sack of shit that has no dick to speak off and can't even try to get in my lane unless he's drunk enough to be able to fall asleep knowing he's a shitbag.


Case solved. Hiding in plain sight.

You still can't unfuck yourself
And I could care less what Kiwi Farms thinks about me,.
I'm a faggot neet.
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