Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC

[naught]

Jacob & Dana partner's in crime.
Helping me 'string' my friend.
(It likely meant spring) yet this raises more questions.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1291590308250017792

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "Thanks for helping string my pals from …

archived 7 Aug 2020 06:06:33 UTC

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Being a Karen.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1291591623898324997

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "I know someone who has one of the rooms…

archived 7 Aug 2020 06:12:30 UTC

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Jacob 'Softness'

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1291607124762480641

Financial misunderstanding

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1291607638652801024

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "I know nothing about how money works, I…

archived 7 Aug 2020 06:18:20 UTC

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[Chad Nasty]

I’m legitimately concerned Jacob will harm Chris if he looses his shit. Then again, he lives off $500 a month so the only thing he can do is claim Magi Chan has converted to Satanism and married to Jakoba or some other tard shit

Jacob the type of nigga who believes he makes junkies overdose and is a god able to do it. I'd never recommend the meeting of the two spergs, but I think physically it would be unlikely jacob would do CWC harm since he's convinced his magic works so well

 

[naught]

Jacob replies to daughter's of banana.

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archived 8 Aug 2020 10:55:06 UTC

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Jacob is blown off by Chris again.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1291980636215943169

r/Kidasuna - [NSFW] Cursed in Darkness, the Torture Within

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I just channeled this from Yehvon Kelta'os on Kidasuna. No matter what, the Uraesh is out of Christine's hands now. She may have been born in evil like me, because her parents were fucked up people. She'll never claim the ultimate power. Her laziness will never allow her the power to bring the merge.

Uraesh is magical shorthand, so for Christine to gain from it, she'd have to max out magic on Earth. She isn't even close to maxing out magic on this planet. I started magic to obtain personal power and nothing else.

r/magick - What is Magick?

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Magic for me is simply Probability Enhancement. I have my theories that involve the 95% of the universe that science can't explain as being other dimensions and worlds on top of our reality. You said 'magic', I'm staying with Probability Enhancement.

WeW Jacob is so much a wizard when he hates the term "magic".

Jacob in his demons.

r/magick - What do you put in a demonology grimoire?

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I can upload many grimoires. The most important thing to know about demons is what they believe and what to do to respect them. Offending demons is never fun. Everyone who does respond will have different answers, but know how to respect them should be priority since you'll have to form a friendship with them to have awesome results.

I linked my channeled Grimoires since they cover many faiths and types and styles. They cover everything I know about the civilization that made them.

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"The most important thing to know about demons is what they believe and what to do to respect them."
"Everyone who does respond will have different answers"
"but know how to respect them should be priority since you'll have to form a friendship with them to have awesome results."
"Everyone who does respond will have different answers"


So the process is so vague as to be useless, much like you?
Given that you claimed to have sex with one, I think that's libelous.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Jacob replies to daughter's of banana.

http://archive.md/iFe4q

Jacob is blown off by Chris again.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1291980636215943169

r/Kidasuna - [NSFW] Cursed in Darkness, the Torture Within

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Incoming wall of text.
I just channeled this from Yehvon Kelta'os on Kidasuna. No matter what, the Uraesh is out of Christine's hands now. She may have been born in evil like me, because her parents were fucked up people. She'll never claim the ultimate power. Her laziness will never allow her the power to bring the merge.

Uraesh is magical shorthand, so for Christine to gain from it, she'd have to max out magic on Earth. She isn't even close to maxing out magic on this planet. I started magic to obtain personal power and nothing else.

r/magick - What is Magick?

67 votes and 22 comments so far on Reddit

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Magic for me is simply Probability Enhancement. I have my theories that involve the 95% of the universe that science can't explain as being other dimensions and worlds on top of our reality. You said 'magic', I'm staying with Probability Enhancement.

WeW Jacob is so much a wizard when he hates the term "magic".

Jacob in his demons.

r/magick - What do you put in a demonology grimoire?

6 votes and 5 comments so far on Reddit

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I can upload many grimoires. The most important thing to know about demons is what they believe and what to do to respect them. Offending demons is never fun. Everyone who does respond will have different answers, but know how to respect them should be priority since you'll have to form a friendship with them to have awesome results.

I linked my channeled Grimoires since they cover many faiths and types and styles. They cover everything I know about the civilization that made them.

Files and Videos to Share - Google Drive

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"The most important thing to know about demons is what they believe and what to do to respect them."
"Everyone who does respond will have different answers"
"but know how to respect them should be priority since you'll have to form a friendship with them to have awesome results."
"Everyone who does respond will have different answers"


So the process is so vague as to be useless, much like you?
Given that you claimed to have sex with one, I think that's libelous.

I think Mistress Katherine needs to know about FAKE-ob Suckness. I cant have my name tarnished by people thinking Id go that low

 

[naught]

Jacob is now an interdimensional trans nigga. Gotta loot fast.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292312570473246721

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archived 9 Aug 2020 16:40:22 UTC

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Confirmation Jacob is a Karen.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292312926062129152

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "I've gone Karen a few times, chosen bat…

archived 9 Aug 2020 16:46:05 UTC

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Jacob is a coofer.
"Animal Rights extends to viruses now."
Given that you "cannibalize people", safe bet you don't give a shit about animal rights.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292314177868976138

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "Where are you? I need to cough on you. …

archived 9 Aug 2020 16:49:12 UTC

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Jacob doesn't understand paradoxes.
" I physically need to travel to her temple and lay the spell work and open the portal there."
Jacob is so desperate that he needs to rape Chris.
"No travel, no hotels, no way for me to get there. Sonichu is stuck for life."
Jacob Narcness pretends to know the lore.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292316261611794434

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "I was supposed to break the paradox wit…

archived 9 Aug 2020 16:54:02 UTC

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Some rubbish about the rokat empire and deformed genitals.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292327143049895939

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "I never really had the proportions of t…

archived 9 Aug 2020 16:58:55 UTC

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New tactic now Jacob has a sycophant.
How long will this love affair last?

https://twitter.com/Orianth07768956/status/1292036019190210560

꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡Orianthi♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱ on Twitter: "So if Christine is in Sonichu's…

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[Chad Nasty]

Jacob is now an interdimensional trans nigga. Gotta loot fast.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292312570473246721

http://archive.md/kwgd7

Confirmation Jacob is a Karen.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292312926062129152

http://archive.md/HBig0

Jacob is a coofer.
"Animal Rights extends to viruses now."
Given that you "cannibalize people", safe bet you don't give a shit about animal rights.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292314177868976138

http://archive.md/pHNOu

Jacob doesn't understand paradoxes.
" I physically need to travel to her temple and lay the spell work and open the portal there."
Jacob is so desperate that he needs to rape Chris.
"No travel, no hotels, no way for me to get there. Sonichu is stuck for life."
Jacob Narcness pretends to know the lore.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292316261611794434

http://archive.md/4nBfx

Some rubbish about the rokat empire and deformed genitals.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292327143049895939

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New tactic now Jacob has a sycophant.
How long will this love affair last?

https://twitter.com/Orianth07768956/status/1292036019190210560

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God's work anon. Hes been goin nuts on mr katherine. His pic in undies and cowboy boots was prime. Just a bunch of stretchmarks and missing teeth.

 

[naught]

wow it took a new photo.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292908606648549376

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archived 10 Aug 2020 20:34:28 UTC

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Uncanny.
Ostrich egg head.


Now Jacob has enablers......if only they'd give him enough booze to an hero I'd co-sign it.

https://twitter.com/youre6mom/status/1292518505565356036

I love pickles on Twitter: "Chris Jake loves you! when I talked to hi…

archived 10 Aug 2020 20:40:01 UTC

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Lol how many times does that make now not once not twice but Thrice denied by Chris Tran?

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1292517536962170880

Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart⚡️💙⚡️ on Twitter: "As for you Jake:…

archived 10 Aug 2020 20:43:36 UTC

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Jacob hits on the enabler lol.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292908085963403264

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "Girlfriend free boy looking for a boyfr…

archived 10 Aug 2020 20:46:16 UTC

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[naught]

Sorry for the double post but it looks like Jacob is drunk tweeting.

Jacob tries to bring up blarms on the Sonichu statue. Fails.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292949123444772864

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "It's an artifact for sure, the arms are…

archived 11 Aug 2020 00:21:18 UTC

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Jacob and the rokat empire are invading earth!

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292951167463432194

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "Jakoba declared on the 5th, he was comi…

archived 11 Aug 2020 00:17:18 UTC

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Its Banned from Reddit again or checking.

https://www.reddit.com/user/luvshak214/comments/bw7554/if_im_blocked_how_do_i_respond/

Run e-girl run or you'll get Bianca'd

https://twitter.com/DyeHardThreadz/status/1292957043041677312

I wonder why jakes interested in art suddenly....


"I learned about it when I was exhibiting art many years ago." Weird flex; I guess it's the only flexing he does.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292959777417334785

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archived 11 Aug 2020 00:24:49 UTC

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Fail troll fight!!
100Megahme enters one tard leaves.

https://twitter.com/100MegaMeh/status/1292636727081938949

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archived 11 Aug 2020 00:30:11 UTC

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wow ok Jacob summoned a krang.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292952800394006529

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "She doesn't know Jakoba is controlled, …

archived 11 Aug 2020 00:27:44 UTC

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Two Twitter tards arguing who's better.
I love the Internet. 100megameh counters with a no u.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1292953625577132032

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "Mine's bigger.… "

archived 11 Aug 2020 00:34:15 UTC

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[naught]

Jacob sends a message to the farm's.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1293789946147348481

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "@CPU_CWCSonichu I'm tagging you specifi…

archived 13 Aug 2020 13:36:23 UTC

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More smoke and mirrors

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1293788132744151040

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "When she can get this close, let me kno…

archived 13 Aug 2020 13:41:31 UTC

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Chris is arguably the most transparent person ever. And Jacob attempts to magic-cuck Chris again.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1293788136309264384

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "My magical guides, Michiro, Jenova and …

archived 13 Aug 2020 13:44:46 UTC

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Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer (@JSockess) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer (@JSockess). Smooth baby boy stripper, gender neutral cross dresser. Affectionate little boy personality, sweet and tender. Loves the CWC Goddess. Gay Francisco, Transifornia

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Cultcows give one another a virtual hug.

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "I have a good place to give my goodnigh…

archived 13 Aug 2020 13:53:01 UTC

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[Batshit]

Imagine turning 50 in less than 2 months & your entire life is consumed by larping with Suckness

 

[LiveFromNS]

Shittttt! These two are PERFECT for each other! Too bad Jacob likes the cock!

 

[Chad Nasty]

Whenever I feel like I'm not doing my part, at least I'm ¿not? Sockness.
I included the spell for you fags with the stones to try the magic.
I think this is him making up Chris dialog?

Slapped down:

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "I don't want to task the Rokat to creat…

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Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "Let me know when you charge head-on int…

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Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "You plan to battle me for rule over Kid…

archived 18 Aug 2020 06:51:08 UTC

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Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "I have to challenge you and prove my wo…

archived 18 Aug 2020 07:38:38 UTC

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[SssneakySssnek]

I’m legitimately concerned Jacob will harm Chris if he looses his shit. Then again, he lives off $500 a month so the only thing he can do is claim Magi Chan has converted to Satanism and married to Jakoba or some other tard shit

You mean the guy that said he was gonna destroy Chris' asshole but he has a tiny little peen that couldn't even make it past the fat...and also ignoring the fact he's impotent and can't get hard?

Nah. They'd probably stand in the hallway throwing sprinkles at each other casting spells

 

[Chad Nasty]

You mean the guy that said he was gonna destroy Chris' asshole but he has a tiny little peen that couldn't even make it past the fat...and also ignoring the fact he's impotent and can't get hard?

Nah. They'd probably stand in the hallway throwing sprinkles at each other casting spells

he's into approaching straight men who are owned by a mistress and have humiliation kinks.

 

[Trombonista]

he's impotent and can't get hard?

Really? I mean, that would be great, but is it true?

 

[Chad Nasty]

Really? I mean, that would be great, but is it true?

He's admitted/bragged about it in an interview before. He then went into detail about his complete "sexual exploration" with his sugar daddy.

 

[naught]

Jacob and Ugandan Sonichu confirmed three way?

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1296325625213403136

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https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1296303543557578752

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "Chris is a genius. She played Pokemon G…

archived 20 Aug 2020 12:33:28 UTC

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Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "Chris is a genius. She played Pokemon G…

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Jacob laughing at random people dying.
Somehow he managed to spell genius correctly.
"That first year killed off most of the stupid. Human evolution in action, each year less death"
You're generously mentioning 21 fatalities.
Peaked interest in 2017 at 12 million active daily users.
So just extrapolating from that, as statistically incorrect as this is. That's a 0.000175% mortality rate. over 5 years.
The real odds are actually even worse.
Unless he thinks the KT event only killed 21 dinosaurs, because tards can't understand statistics or evolution.
That would be on a similar level of retardation.
In comparison the bottom 0.000175% in terms of IQ is about 30-31. Which might be the only category of people that fall below rape-potato.


More smoke and mirrors, boo get new tricks.
https://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=abe424c6d106d2f9e90a56a666940b8ad8e0eca9.2289865


Jacob "Illiteracy" Sockness can't even be counted on to get a 3-letter abbreviation correct.
Dana is going to end up going to war with DHL at this rate.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1296308758776180736

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Jacob "Asexuality" Sockness is all about "great rapy sex"

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1296337407814451200

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "I bet they had great rapy sex after tha…

archived 20 Aug 2020 12:39:07 UTC

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[naught]

seems the cultcow crossover may be here to stay.
Big Banana(Dana) vs Shitfaced(Jacob) .co

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Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "I have to turn Esau into my bottom bitc…

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https://twitter.com/GoddessInanna3/status/1296760881863364608

Seems it has a student or mistress.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1296758759490899968

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "I guess I'll break him into tiny pieces…

archived 22 Aug 2020 00:18:05 UTC

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Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "I guess I'll break him into tiny pieces…

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Twitter slapfight.

https://twitter.com/100MegaMeh/status/1293883652233994240

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Imagine my lack of shock.

https://twitter.com/100MegaMeh/status/1294148860567330816

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[Chad Nasty]

seems the cultcow crossover may be here to stay.
Big Banana(Dana) vs Shitfaced(Jacob) .co

http://archive.md/6ayTZ

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http://archive.md/cPYm2

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https://twitter.com/GoddessInanna3/status/1296760881863364608

Seems it has a student or mistress.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1296758759490899968

http://archive.md/H7OHQ

http://archive.md/H7OHQ/image

Twitter slapfight.

https://twitter.com/100MegaMeh/status/1293883652233994240

http://archive.md/rIb70

http://archive.md/rIb70/image

Imagine my lack of shock.

https://twitter.com/100MegaMeh/status/1294148860567330816

http://archive.md/TR3qJ

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You know, if he is in fact truly a God; I can sleep knowing that the state of the world is the way it is because god's are this pathetic and sloppy. Knowing that if there is indeed a hell, it must be the most alpha place in the universe.

 

[naught]

the dashing duo Ugandan Sonichu and Jacob had a lover's tiff.
Dumpsters of banana an Oc term get your own.

Damian crowly johnson hyper god of the x box on Twitter: "The face of…

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The overlap of their terminology is so strange.
I think Damian wanted to be the one to influence Sockness, but was such an idiot he got tied into it himself?

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1297030619063443456

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I've genuinely got no clue...

https://twitter.com/GoddessInanna3/status/1297018758905638912

Goddess Inanna on Twitter: "I don't mean geographically. I mean legal…

archived 22 Aug 2020 14:44:26 UTC

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Jacob tries to convince Darth Banana to join the dark-side.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1297034682534490114

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Dana sticks it to them?

https://twitter.com/GoddessInanna3/status/1297016288703909889

Goddess Inanna on Twitter: "They cannot afford to not watch me. They …

archived 22 Aug 2020 14:49:23 UTC

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Jacob's literal interpretations of metaphors always fail to make him sound anything but creepy and retarded.

https://twitter.com/JacobSockness/status/1297035203660009472

Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "Let me join you. I want to watch the wo…

archived 22 Aug 2020 14:53:23 UTC

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