Jake Goldman self inserts himself into PPG reboot to ship with his waifu - no, his waifu is not ms. keane.

[averagejane]

insert obligatory neckbeard comment about ppg reboot being shit, ect ect.

writer jake goldman not only wrote a few of the episodes in which the character jared shapiro appeared in, but he also voices him. and he looks suspiciously similar.

this has been floating around everywhere by now:

skip to 1:14 when this nerd fucking spergs over blossom.

this is all sorts pathetic. and creepy, considering blossom is a kid.

 

[cans.wav]

This is both cringe inducing, and unbelievably sad.

 

[OtterParty]

skip to 1:14 when this nerd fucking spergs over blossom.

this is all sorts pathetic. and creepy, considering blossom is a kid.

he's sweating and needs to wipe it off at 1:20 lmao

 

[cans.wav]

he's sweating and needs to wipe it off at 1:20 lmao

It gets worse.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Multiple levels of disturbing.

 

[PerishableDryGoods]

the tags had me rolling also a crueler part of me hopes he reacts just terribly to this so we get a new lolcow

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Damn, they're getting emboldened with their pedo tendencies now...

 

[OtterParty]

the tags had me rolling also a crueler part of me hopes he reacts just terribly to this so we get a new lolcow

best case scenario: he makes an account here and we all change our avatars to Blossom, then say cruel things about his enlarged nose and the beard he grew to conceal his unsightly, feminine jawline

 

[friedshrimp]

Ah, so this is what would happen if Disneyfan was hired by Disney.

 

[ShinjiIkariFapBoy76]

Even after death, Tommy Saville's spirit still haunts Hollywood.

 

[Balkan Sex God]

Now, it's certainly a well-known fact that neckbeards frothing over their waifus exist on social security, and live in shabby apartments filled with creepy merchandise...

...but who the fuck would've actually thought one of them would fulfill his destiny to get a decent-paying job in the animation industry, of all things?

Also, here's an article from a typical clickbait source trying to defend him: http://io9.gizmodo.com/this-creepy-powerpuff-girls-theory-isnt-true-thank-god-1795730698

What a shame, because it's the first thing that comes up in a Google search for his name, other than an official Twitter account.

 

[AnOminous]

he's sweating and needs to wipe it off at 1:20 lmao

I would have bought the excuse that this was some ham-handed parody of self-inserts in general if not for this sweaty-browed pedophile rant, complete with literally mopping sweat off his forehead while he openly strokes his boner for this child character.

insert obligatory neckbeard comment about ppg reboot being shit, ect ect.

writer jake goldman not only wrote a few of the episodes in which the character jared shapiro appeared in, but he also voices him. and he looks suspiciously similar.

Also, please edit the OP to put (((Jake Goldman))) in the title.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Damn, they're getting emboldened with their pedo tendencies now...

What Would Roman Polanski Do?

 

[TheScooper]

What Would Roman Polanski Do?

Make decent movies, but be a garbge human being.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Makes me wonder where the hell CN gets their writers these days if they allow sociopaths and pedophiles in their building.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Weeks after I found this on his Twitter, I'm still convinced he's into inflation.

 

[AnOminous]

Makes me wonder where the hell CN gets their writers these days if they allow sociopaths and pedophiles in their building.

Obligatory neckbeard why PPG reboot is absolute shit post.

Because they let absolutely disgusting people like this into the cast, instead of excluding them and forcing them out into the cringy fandom, which is where they should be.

Also even more superly-autistic. How the fuck do you reboot PPG and not bring back Tara Strong?

 

[Gloomydoom]

**shivers** and I thought liking a fictional character could not get any worse than the drug cartel war and Pablo escobar combine.

Speaking of autism:

 

[averagejane]

Now, it's certainly a well-known fact that neckbeards frothing over their waifus exist on social security, and live in shabby apartments filled with creepy merchandise...

...but who the fuck would've actually thought one of them would fulfill his destiny to get a decent-paying job in the animation industry, of all things?

rebecca sugar drew ed edd & eddy porn and look at her now. made an entire cartoon series of her own.
creepy dreams come true or something.

 

[AnOminous]

Thank you for putting this pervert's name in the OP title.

rebecca sugar drew ed edd & eddy porn and look at her now. made an entire cartoon series of her own.
creepy dreams come true or something.

It's different to some degree when your weird edgelord r34 shit was about some other series.

Actually self-inserting your porn into the series itself is DISGUSTING.

It crosses a line that should never be crossed.