Jake Goldman self inserts himself into PPG reboot to ship with his waifu - no, his waifu is not ms. keane.

I like how this actually made the twerking shit seem tame in comparison, at least the twerking as bad as it is is just a dumb attempt to keep up with Internet culture.

This one spells fanfic turning canon.

Not even good fanfic, but the kind of cancerous shit that gives a fandom a horrible reputation.

These characters just flat out should not be sexualized. It is completely inappropriate.

It says something about how obviously bad and painfully unwatchable the show must be that nobody capable of realizing this was pretty fucked up shit even mentioned it until months later. There was nobody in the chain of command from the executive on down to say "Dude. . .just. . .no. Stop."
 
There's a limit where you know your life has fucked itself. It starts when you write an episode featuring small girls twerking. It descends further when you literally write yourself into the story to romance a 6 year old.

Also that voice of his in the show makes me want to blow my brains out.
 
https://twitter.com/ElyseWillems/status/875937526476750848

Well, I wasn't aware of this. Now I'm real glad I don't follow Funhaus.
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Ok so apparently, if anyone cares, this was actually a horrible rumor and Jake didn't actually create that character.
http://io9.gizmodo.com/this-creepy-powerpuff-girls-theory-isnt-true-thank-god-1795730698?IR=T

It's bullshit, a sad, pathetic attempt to deflect against something that is obviously creepy on its face.

And I'm sure it's a TOTAL COINCIDENCE that it only appears in episodes he writes.

This sad face-saving attempt by SJW haven gizmodo doesn't even dispel any of the obvious problems with all this, instead lamely hand-waving them away.
 
"I mean yeah he looks like him, is voiced by him, and is written by him, but he has nothing to do with him. Honest."
"Jared Shapiro was created by writer Haley Mancini and co-executive producer Bob Boyle, and Mancini was the principal story writer for the character. "

I guess the only thing I can say is that HE wasn't the one that inserted himself in there. But what happened afterwards was just bad luck and bad writting
 
"Jared Shapiro was created by writer Haley Mancini and co-executive producer Bob Boyle, and Mancini was the principal story writer for the character. "

Okay, a fact check shows this to be only partially false. All from the PPG wikia.

Appearances
Season One
Writer(s): Jake Goldman
Writer(s): Jake Goldman
Haley Mancini
Writer(s): Jake Goldman
Writer(s): Haley Mancini
Jake Goldman
Writer(s): Haley Mancini


Season Two

Writer(s): Haley Mancini
Writer(s): Jake Goldman
Writer(s): Haley Mancini
Jake Goldman
 
Okay, a fact check shows this to be only partially false. All from the PPG wikia.

Appearances
Season One
Writer(s): Jake Goldman
Writer(s): Jake Goldman
Haley Mancini
Writer(s): Jake Goldman
Writer(s): Haley Mancini
Jake Goldman
Writer(s): Haley Mancini


Season Two

Writer(s): Haley Mancini
Writer(s): Jake Goldman
Writer(s): Haley Mancini
Jake Goldman
even if not entirely written by him there's still the big glaring question of how he was okay with any of it

it's almost like Jake Goldman wants to fuck a cartoon preschooler

and why does describing his 'admiration' for blossom make him break out in a sweat
 
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....Anyone else reminded of Jay Geis?
Golden Knight was also a pedo creep with a PPG fixation but he had the decency low predatory cunning to make his self-insert a similarly aged-down mutant lab experiment blob so it took longer than 5 seconds of squinting and thinking "hey wait a minute" to realize his character was the product of a pedo creep with a PPG fixation
 
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