Jake Goldman self inserts himself into PPG reboot to ship with his waifu - no, his waifu is not ms. keane.

Golden Knight was also a pedo creep with a PPG fixation but he had the decency low predatory cunning to make his self-insert a similarly aged-down mutant lab experiment blob so it took longer than 5 seconds of squinting and thinking "hey wait a minute" to realize his character was the product of a pedo creep with a PPG fixation
I was reminded of Jay too, mostly because there's no doubt in my mind he definitely fucked his Blossom doll more than once.
 
This bottom lip-biting thing the character seems to do in a few images I've seen of him really adds to the overall creep factor.

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Like, even in the context of the show itself, the character is clearly much older than a fucking kindergartener.
 
This bottom lip-biting thing the character seems to do in a few images I've seen of him really adds to the overall creep factor.

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Like, even in the context of the show itself, the character is clearly much older than a fucking kindergartener.

I'll note an extremely dumb defense of this bullshit is the characters have supposedly been "aged up" to high school. I don't even know if this is canonically true, it's just some shit I saw being said.

Fuck that bullshit. They haven't been aged up at all in appearance.
 
How does this blatant pedo have defenders?
I think barely anyone gives a shit about the reboot to really care that much.
I'll note an extremely dumb defense of this bullshit is the characters have supposedly been "aged up" to high school. I don't even know if this is canonically true, it's just some shit I saw being said.

Fuck that bullshit. They haven't been aged up at all in appearance.
They haven't been. The kindergarten they went to in the original show got blown up or destroyed by meteors or something, so they started having classes at the local high school instead. Because reasons.
 
I think barely anyone gives a shit about the reboot to really care that much.

That honestly is the saddest thing about this.

The level of salt and hatred towards this show probably is most likely nowhere near as high as people were towards Teen Titans Go!. (All that show did was appeal to a specific demographic, and it succeeded for the most part. Regardless of what all the whiny neckbeards say.)

So chances are, this will most likely just pass under the radar. And, worst case scenario, more instances of this will be happening in the future.
 
I think barely anyone gives a shit about the reboot to really care that much.

The original PPG fandom could see the reboot was garbage from the outset and basically had no interest in it. That's why this shit didn't even get noticed for months. It's still annoying to see a really charming little show get raped by pedophiles on actual TV, as opposed to just in Rule 34 on the Internet.
 
Wasn't the first clip they ever released of the new show the one where they were fighting a supervillian who was basically how tumblr describes white men? Seriously, he was just a short guy with no powers that did the whole "women belong in the kitchen" schtick.

The signs were always there how this show would be.
 
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Wasn't the first clip they ever released of the new show the one where they were fighting a supervillian who was basically how tumblr describes white men? Seriously, he was just a short guy with no powers that did the whole "women belong in the kitchen" schtick.

The signs were always there how this show would be.

Ironic considering there was a villain in the original show who was essentially what a lot of radical feminists are today. Someone that tries to turn men and women against each other.

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Considering that and how the original VA's for the girls weren't even contacted to reprise their roles, it really feels like the people behind this show really wanted to spite the people behind the original show and anyone who liked it.
 
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Ironic considering there was a villain in the original show who was essentially what a lot of radical feminists are today. Someone that tries to turn men and women against each other.

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Considering that and how the original VA's for the girls weren't even contacted to reprise their roles, it really feels like the people behind this show really wanted to spite the people behind the original show and anyone who liked it.

So much for feminism nowadays... (which they want special treatment)
 
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If he was smart, and a talented cartoonist, he would have aged up the PPGs and inserted himself as an age appropriate version, and worked it in over a season or two.

But no, all talent and subtlety is gone. So blatant weird pedo shit.

In this case, it might be ironic. How old was he when PPG was first out?
 
If I'm correct, the new PPG goes out of its way to NOT show anything sexual at all; they ditched the boob-secretary and gave the adult teacher a completely flat chest, like she's the same age as the kids she teaches.

Was he behind this idea, or did he join because of it? IE, how much is he fapping during his lunch breaks at animation cells?
That sounds more like they are removing all evidence of female puberty than removing sexual stuff.
 
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