Inactive Jake Rapp / Jacob Dean Johnson / KingOfCucks - Survivor of Feminism

[Sissy Galvez]

Fran is a step up because she doesn't have BPD but lol at dating another poly slut. I bet this time Fran leaves Jake.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I don't think Jake has escaped the weird life.

I have this thing where whenever I see people on here talk about how shitty somewhere in the US is I use a burner OKCupid account to see what's what as it usually gives a funny insight into the local fauna of the area. The other day I looked up Seattle and amongst the frankly astonishing amount of dangerhairs and beached manatees I stumbled across this:

I guess it's still an upgrade from living the weird life with Comical Ali, though.

Yes. She certainly has a wee bit of the crazy in her (and I'm not talking about Jake's penis)

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Taily Puff]

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My exact first thought.

"Holy shit, Jake Rapp exists. Like I kinda knew that, since I keep reading about his ex wife, but somehow I totally forgot he was actually a separate person. Damn. It'll be interesting to see what he's up to."

My exact second thought.

"He sprained his wrist doing hand stretches. How is Jake Rapp still alive? Holy shit what a pussy."

 

[Kosher Dill]

"Hand stretches", huh. Sounds like the poly life still isn't all he was hoping for

 

[Sexy Potoo]

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"What have I become."

Little late to be asking that question

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Yes. She certainly has a wee bit of the crazy in her (and I'm not talking about Jake's penis)

How do you figure? She seems generic white girl (even though not white) as fuck to me but I might be missing something.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

You can't escape the poly-whores can you Jake?

He was born a cuck

 

[Arcanineinchnails]

How do you figure? She seems generic white girl (even though not white) as fuck to me but I might be missing something.

>Poly
>Normal

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Nobody thought he wasn't a cuck any more. He has escaped the prong collar life of the sadistic Ali though.

I don't know man, did he get rid of the piercing or is it forever reminder of Ali?

 

[Arcanineinchnails]

And he is still fixed so no accidental baby to kick his adult male instincts.

 

[HG 400]

>Poly
>Normal

It's normal to want to fuck lots of people.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

And he is still fixed so no accidental baby to kick his adult male instincts.

No one wants any of these people to reproduce.

 

[Keystone]

What sucks is that this was so close to being a happy ending. This could've just been a weird point in his mid 20s that he just looked back upon occasionally in embarrassment. It makes me wonder if this is in the DNA of his personality now, and he won't ever be able to have a regular relationship.

>Jake Rapp
>Observable personality

lol no

Whoever said he is putty to whoever he's with was dead on.

 

[PT 404]

One day, Jake, you will find a girl that doesn't have every other dude's dick in her. And you can stop lying about being poly. We know you're getting nothing out of it.

 

[TS 298]

One day, Jake, you will find a girl that doesn't have every other dude's dick in her. And you can stop lying about being poly. We know you're getting nothing out of it.

He got his latest mark to buy him a house.

 

[Taily Puff]

We know you're getting nothing out of it.

I dunno. Being poly is how he met Fran, which means it got him away from being married to Alison. I'd call that a pretty big victory.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes. She certainly has a wee bit of the crazy in her (and I'm not talking about Jake's penis)

She doesn't use prong collars.

She seems pretty okay otherwise. What are you claiming is awful in any of this text?

 

[Fannyscum]

He got his latest mark to buy him a house.

I'll believe it when I see his name on the deed. Far more likely that it's Fran's house, just like it was Fran's apartment.

 

[Leo Bonhart]

I'll believe it when I see his name on the deed. Far more likely that it's Fran's house, just like it was Fran's apartment.

It's a roof over his head where he doesn't have to fill out a gay prostitute profile while a woman whose glazed-over eyes are flitting between his prose ('Tell them your a life coach, Dear.') and the pegging tools meticulously arranged according to rigidity.
Graduating from lolcowdom had its peculiar standards, but still deserves certain accolades.