James Cameron's Avatar to get four sequels - The message will still be the same

[Dom Cruise]

True Lies is a remake of a French film called The Total. So Cameron simply saw the film and remade it in English with a more American themed protagonist and villains. Almost nothing in True Lies was actually written or created by Cameron. So expecting a similar style story or movie out of him is not realistic. Unless the French make The Total 2 you will never see True Lies 2.

Cameron was always a hardcore environmentalist whacko hypocrite. Who would lecture people on set about the dangers of dairy products and driving SUVs. But meanwhile is vacationing on megayachts and pumping out endless plastic Terminator and Avatar 'made in china' merchandise by 11-year-old slave workers. His oil consumption with research vessels over Titanic wreckage sites probably eclipses what an entire small American town will burn through in a lifetime.

This is not even 'save the whales'. This is 'save the negroid featured blue savage aliens'. Save the cartoon furry objects of degenerate thoughts.

He always had some weird obsession with nukes, in The Terminator, Skynet launched the nukes, The Abyss had the subplot of the crashed nuclear sub, Terminator 2 had the infamous nightmare sequence and True Lies was about stopping terrorists from nuking south Florida.

I always figured hey, he grew up during the Cold War, maybe it made a big impression on him, plus nukes are obviously pretty dangerous.

But he segway into lame "save the trees" type hippie environmentalism has been sad to see, I always hated that kind of crap, even as a kid.

But do they have the technology to bring back her tiny underpants from Alien?

That and Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies (which would have been the first Cameron movie I saw now that I think about it) were among the first times I can remember thinking "hey, ladies are kind of interesting"

He grew old, emasculated and probably has early-onset dementia. He went from being a director that made testosterone-fueled movies to calling testosterone a "toxin".

He is so obsessed with the sea that if he ends up buildings himself an underwater biome to fuck off from the rest of the world and live off algae smoothies for the rest of his life, it would not surprise me in the least.

Pretty rich coming from a guy who made his career with movies starring someone as testosterone laden as Schwarzenegger, eh?

I didn't hate Titanic despite it's flaws, but I think it was such a monumental success he truly lost touch with reality.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

...it's not like the old days when we were watching shit on a 480p TV set.

Ever worse, it was 480i@59.94 fields per second (effectively 29.97 frames per second).

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

OK, I've just read the plot summary to this cinematurd on Wikipedia ( ), and it's even more retarded and gay than I thought.

Sam Worthington (yeah, the guy they were trying so hard to turn into a movie star about 10 years ago) and the retarded cat-human mutant Dr Moreau abominations he calls his "children" have to fight the nefarious evil military industrial complex blah blah blah the abominations win and save the rec center.

Anyway, it includes gems such as this one:

Lo'ak mentally links with Payakan and learns that the tulkun was cast out because he went against the ways of his species and attacked the whalers who killed his mother.

But I am sure the plight of the talking pacifist faggot-whales of Computer Graphics Planet is more moving on the big screen, with sad music and shit.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Question: can anyone tell me what "the way if water" is? If I had to guess I'd say it's something ripped off a Hollywood understanding of Taoism (which would ironically complete Cameron's degeneration into Great Value George Lucas.)

It's basically some light show that is a pathway for everyone to escape danger and a pretentious narration.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I didn't hate Titanic despite it's flaws, but I think it was such a monumental success he truly lost touch with reality.

James Cameron has been a multi-multi-millionaire who is also (inevitably) surrounded by ass-kissers, flunkies, phonies, frauds, con men, studio executives, lawyers, and other scumbags for so long, of course he's an out-of-touch insane asshole. Most people would be.

Hmm, the headline does not give the victim's age. So it may have been the clot shot

It was two and a half hours into the CGI cat orgy, and he became excited when he mistakenly believed the movie was ending

Question: can anyone tell me what "the way if water" is?

Don't tell anyone I told you this, but James Cameron is the head of the Free R Kelly campaign.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

During a recent interview on ABC’s The View, Falco said: “I saw the first when it was out.”

“The second Avatar I shot four years ago,” she said. “I’ve been busy and doing stuff. Somebody mentioned Avatar and I thought, ‘Oh, I guess it came out and it didn’t do very well because I didn’t hear anything about it.’ It happens!”

She added that someone recently told her that, “‘Avatar is coming out,’ and I said, ‘Oh, it hasn’t come out yet?’ I will never work again because I said that.”

You’re not slick, Carmela.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

But I am sure the plight of the talking pacifist faggot-whales of Computer Graphics Planet is more moving on the big screen, with sad music and shit.

It is not

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

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You’re not slick, Carmela.

Man I miss that show. I'd sooner watch the Sopranos in space than this faggy enviro nonsense.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

He always had some weird obsession with nukes, in The Terminator, Skynet launched the nukes, The Abyss had the subplot of the crashed nuclear sub, Terminator 2 had the infamous nightmare sequence and True Lies was about stopping terrorists from nuking south Florida.

You forgot Aliens, with both "nuke the site from orbit" and the ending where the fusion reactor goes thermonuclear and vaporizes the whole colony (which is entirely not how reactors work).

 

[Raoul_Duke]

Man I miss that show. I'd sooner watch the Sopranos in space than this faggy enviro nonsense.

" 'Ey Tony, these weird fuckin' blue freaks ain't paying their protection money!"

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

It was two and a half hours into the CGI cat orgy, and he became excited when he mistakenly believed the movie was ending

I'm afraid to ask if they do that scene again but this time the children are involved too.

 

[Kiwisee]

Is it true that the humans somehow suck more at fighting the tree Smurfs this time?

 

[Belvedere]

"nuke the site from orbit"

When I saw the first Avatar, by the end of the movie all I could think off was that precise line of dialog. Like I'm supposed to believe that a space faring corporation with a private military force is just going to pack up and leave after getting their asses handed to them by a bunch of spear chucking natives. The corpos wanted the stupid named mineral so bad that they were willing to genocide the entire cat people tribe. It is not a big leap in logic for them to take the extra step, "Oppenheimer" the blue furries and then go back down an leisurely mine the mineral using automated robots.

 

[not william stenchever]

You forgot Aliens, with both "nuke the site from orbit" and the ending where the fusion reactor goes thermonuclear and vaporizes the whole colony (which is entirely not how reactors work).

Cheap ass Weyland Yutani fusion powered terraforming plants can't even deal with a few dozen bullet holes in the heat exchangers without somehow going thermonuclear.

 

[TVB]

Question: can anyone tell me what "the way if water" is? If I had to guess I'd say it's something ripped off a Hollywood understanding of Taoism (which would ironically complete Cameron's degeneration into Great Value George Lucas.)

Both Cameron and Lucas have been simps for Fox, so of course Cameron wants to be like Lucas real fucking bad.

 

[The tired cat]

So, I gotta ask. Does anyone think this movie will have any staying power or is it gonna fade from memory like the 1st? Because I did hear there's an Avatar game in the works, but that's about it.

 

[Corbax]

So, I gotta ask. Does anyone think this movie will have any staying power or is it gonna fade from memory like the 1st? Because I did hear there's an Avatar game in the works, but that's about it.

The plot and characters are extremely one dimensional, so I'm pretty sure everyone will forget about it in a week.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

So, I gotta ask. Does anyone think this movie will have any staying power or is it gonna fade from memory like the 1st? Because I did hear there's an Avatar game in the works, but that's about it.

According to Wikipedia the first film also had an accompanying videogame that nobody really cared about until after the film came out (the game beat the film to release by a couple weeks). Online services for the game were shut down in a little more than four and a half years later.

This time around, the game is supposedly coming out late 2023 or 2024...and once again, published by Ubisoft. Odds are it'll be just another generic Ubisoft open world game with an Avatar skin, so likely coming too late with little of value. I'd bet on fading from memory like the first, except quicker.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

So, I gotta ask. Does anyone think this movie will have any staying power or is it gonna fade from memory like the 1st? Because I did hear there's an Avatar game in the works, but that's about it.

Aside from Youtubers alternatively praising/hating on the film, I have heard anyone talk about it at all. I haven't even seen any ads or trailers for it, though that might be because I haven't watched actual television in five years and have that pesky AdBlock on all my devices.

More importantly, none of my hundred-odd younger cousins have mentioned Avatar to me, ever. Not even a solitary "oh, there's a sequel coming out" utterance during Thanksgiving, or anything like that. And many of my cousins are 8-12 years old, presumably the demographic for this film. To compare it to a random MCU or Star Wars film, I at least heard my younger cousins talk about the latest MCU film (though not since phase 4 began), especially Guardians and Infinity War, and one of my 15 year old cousins raved to me about the Vader hall fight in whichever Disney Star Whores film that was in and how everyone died at the end. Never heard a word about TLJ or whatever the last Star Wars film was called.

My guess is that Avatar 2 will disappear from the public consciousness about as fast as any random phase 4 MCU film. A lot of marketing hype/whining on Youtube from the usual sources, then a few months later nobody remembers that it even exists.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Is it true that the humans somehow suck more at fighting the tree Smurfs this time?

Yep like the humans never seemed to learn from the first major loss they had. But to be fair it's the sea niggas this time, and they still suck by not even reinforcing their technology.

Hell the humans are extremely stupid they don't even restrain the most openly pro-smurf human and let him dick around on their boat.