Skitzocow James D. Barlow - Satanic Poet Edgelord, HIV Positive Loon, Numerologist, Stalker of Musician Matthew Koma

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Will James D. Barlow actually kill Matthew Koma for real?

  • Yes

    Votes: 21 26.3%

  • No

    Votes: 6 7.5%

  • He's just a dumb delusional autist who would get locked up in prison before that ever happens

    Votes: 53 66.3%
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yawning sneasel said:
James is still with us!

Read the post and then look where he is at.

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>Pissed off. Not paranoid

Oh, yeah, sure, James. Totally.

Now tell me more about those demons, sorcerers, satanic blood rituals, and about that pop star who is the source of all your problems that you're currently hunting in between summoning money and getting free drugs from rich kids.
 
It's like a chunky-ass Rasputin found the bathsalts with this guy. :\

His rage toward Koma both amuses and terrifies me. For the most part Koma seems blissfully unaware while Bathsalts Rasputin is incompetent and (for now) incapable of finding him, so I think I'll make this saga my guilty reading pleasure for awhile.
 
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DatBepisTho said:
incompetent and (for now) incapable of finding him
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I can't think of anyone being easier to find than a musician. Any show dates and venues should be super easy to find on the web, right? Musicians have to come and go in some way and if you're playing a gig in your hometown (which Koma probably is since I don't think he's a big hit) I'm guessing chances are he won't be escorted and could even be taking the bus perhaps..

Also I don't know but I'm guessing Koma probably lives a pretty shitty life too. Being a musician is pretty tough if you're not a hit. Sure the companies involved make you look good on their website and all but that's not free. And from his websites and photos I'd guess he's not the type that can count on his art as a passion to get him through hard times. Looks more like a brat trying to make it big for me, the kind doesn't even actually write his own songs.
 
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keksz said:
I can't think of anyone being easier to find than a musician. Any show dates and venues should be super easy to find on the web, right? Musicians have to come and go in some way and if you're playing a gig in your hometown (which Koma probably is since I don't think he's a big hit) I'm guessing chances are he won't be escorted and could even be taking the bus perhaps..

Also I don't know but I'm guessing Koma probably lives a shifty life too. Being a musician is pretty tough if you're not a hit. Sure the companies involved make you look good on their website and all but that's not free. And from his websites and photos I'd guess he's not the type that can count on his art as a passion to get him through hard times. Looks more like a brat trying to make it big for me, the kind doesn't even actually write his own songs.
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True, but it still seems like waiting to be told by spirits regarding anything seems hella incompetent. If he actually does that and he seems crazy enough that he's not just being ironic, I mean. Unless the spirits happen to be on their game that day and point him toward a website or a flier, Koma's got nothing to worry about.

You're just saying that because Koma probably looks like a dark-haired Beiber (I think he does, ugh, what an unfortunate look) and played with OwlCity once. :tomgirl:
Joking aside, you could be right though about him being a shifty little brat and having to take the bus.
 
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Yeah I should listen to some of his stuff before calling him a talentless brat but I see no season I'd want to. If the recording company decided to market him like a Bieber clone that is probably what he is - but I should give him the benefit of the doubt.

Back to James: he's gone as far as leave his home behind and become an LA bum to be closer to Koma, right? I think that is pretty extreme already! I respect your opinion but I wouldn't put it past him at all to act further on his delusions! As I've said before a man with nothing to lose is a mighty dangerous thing.
 
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Francis said:
Now tell me more about those demons, sorcerers, satanic blood rituals, and about that pop star who is the source of all your problems that you're currently hunting in between summoning money and getting free drugs from rich kids.
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Who is dumb enough to give this guy drugs? Seriously, he's the kind of guy who ends up in some news story about how someone gave him acid and then later woke up with him chewing their face off.
 
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Runny mayo in a gay bar. It writes itself.

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Helicopters following him... People conspiring to give him schwagg buds.... Also, he is saying he "moved" to LA now. Something tells me he is ducking jail, but he is definitely violating probation just by being in California, and will begin missing meeting his PO soon.

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AnOminous said:
Who is dumb enough to give this guy drugs? Seriously, he's the kind of guy who ends up in some news story about how someone gave him acid and then later woke up with him chewing their face off.
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Maybe someone trying to kill him, you know, this dude is probably pestering enough people to have someone wanting to end him...
Jk, I have the same doubt as you.
 
DatBepisTho said:
True, but it still seems like waiting to be told by spirits regarding anything seems hella incompetent. If he actually does that and he seems crazy enough that he's not just being ironic, I mean. Unless the spirits happen to be on their game that day and point him toward a website or a flier, Koma's got nothing to worry about.

You're just saying that because Koma probably looks like a dark-haired Beiber (I think he does, ugh, what an unfortunate look) and played with OwlCity once. :tomgirl:
Joking aside, you could be right though about him being a shifty little brat and having to take the bus.
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This is probably the way he justifies sitting around all day and being lazy. I know a few women that practice old European witchcraft as well some new-age age Pagans, and from the little that I can comprehend, any kind of spiritual work does not include sitting around and waiting for handouts and psychedelic visions. He is very much like other lols, in that he expects for the fridge to fill itself instead of going out, making the money, and buying the food.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
This is probably the way he justifies sitting around all day and being lazy. I know a few women that practice old European witchcraft as well some new-age age Pagans, and from the little that I can comprehend, any kind of spiritual work does not include sitting around and waiting for handouts and psychedelic visions. He is very much like other lols, in that he expects for the fridge to fill itself instead of going out, making the money, and buying the food.
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Do we really think this dude is work shy as opposed to being too delusional and paranoid to hold a proper job? I tend to think that he expects the fridge to fill itself magically because he thinks he is magic, not because he's an entitled shit who thinks other people should take care of him, like Chris or Fire or Chloe or Nora. He strikes me as being only very loosely grounded in reality and unable to do things like show up on time, speak coherently to coworkers/customers, and be clean enough to be sanitary. Pre-Reagan, this dude would have been locked up in a psych ward for an extended stay.
 
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I want to touch on a point thay was discussed earlier. James said the "spirits" gave him money after his sorcery. Does anyone know if this guy gets a govt tugboat? Or perhaps he has family who occasionally puts money is his account since he is so out of it? I am genuinely curious where he gets money.
 
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He's playing Pokemon Go now. Also, he made a bunch of posts about his "daughter," but I'm too lazy to put any effect in trying to decode them atm.
 
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"With a little willpower and effort I can achieve anything I want". Well ain't that rich coming from a homeless person who does nothing all day but weave delusions about every single person who he sees in the street and share them poorly on Facebook to be ignored by everyone except us here making fun out of his nonsense?
 
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