James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[Staffy]

The 200th episode will be another rex viper shit.

 

[Jack Awful]

The 200th episode will be another rex viper shit.

I hope so. Imagine all the milk if the 200th AVGN was hot garbage.

 

[Joe Swanson]

At the end of Dead Rising 4 Frank dies. A lot of people ITT and on Reddit have postulated how they could kill the Nerd off to end the series, so it'd be fitting with this game

James will never kill off the nerd until avgn videos stop bringing in money, it's the same reason doug walker brought back the nostalgia critic after it was evident his other projects weren't getting any traction. It's stupid to bite the only hand that feeds you for creative purposes

 

[White Devil]

I hope so. Imagine all the milk if the 200th AVGN was hot garbage.

There's no doubt it will be hot garbage.

 

[Wraith]

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Check out this dope cake James' wife baked bought from Wegmans to celebrate the 200th episode.

Terrible. Looks like a vanilla sugar fest. Should have gotten the chocolate frosting marble cake in blue.

 

[Aquafag]

I expect another mess like the Vegas episode.

At least older "epic" episodes had effort put into them, now they are all just cheap greenscreen everywhere.

Didn't even bother watching Vegas. I caught a bit of the Commodore episode but wow it was bad. The forced anger is now far beyond cringe.

 

[deeman]

Terrible. Looks like a vanilla sugar fest. Should have gotten the chocolate frosting marble cake in blue.

We know Apepill hates them caucasian sausage fests

 

[Pissmaster]

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Check out this dope cake James' wife baked bought from Wegmans to celebrate the 200th episode.

That cake is just a perfect encapsulation of what kind of person he is, and who he's surrounded by. His wife didn't make the cake, but instead, bought it at a grocery store. It's a generic celebration cake with autumn colors. There's no text acknowledging the landmark episode, nothing in reference to the AVGN or even Cinemassacre, and even the number "200" isn't written out with any flair. It's a small cake, too. It just feels like his wife's way of saying "Here's the smallest possible gesture I can get away with in congratulating you on your landmark episode of the series that has paid our bills for the last decade and a half".

But, it made James happy enough to bring onto the podcast and proudly show off, not even considering that it's easy photoshop fodder, or how it serves to further exemplify the dire state of the channel. James' passion has run dry, so here's a cake with just as much passion put into it.

 

[José Mourinho]

If it's really gonna be a three-part-episode, optimistically I expect James to actually talk about a game series he likes, similar to what he did for Castlevania years ago. Maybe it's gonna be about the Legend of Zelda series, especially that the channel recently had a collection of the worst SNES games he played so far and it just so happen that his favorite game was A Link to the Past which was for the SNES?

Who am I kidding, maybe it's gonna be one of these "epic" episodes he's talking about, a.k.a. unnecessary long stretches for reviews, forgetting the fact that nobody cared if the videos were entertaining.

 

[TopCat]

Link

 

[Wraith]

That cake is just a perfect encapsulation of what kind of person he is, and who he's surrounded by. His wife didn't make the cake, but instead, bought it at a grocery store. It's a generic celebration cake with autumn colors. There's no text acknowledging the landmark episode, nothing in reference to the AVGN or even Cinemassacre, and even the number "200" isn't written out with any flair. It's a small cake, too. It just feels like his wife's way of saying "Here's the smallest possible gesture I can get away with in congratulating you on your landmark episode of the series that has paid our bills for the last decade and a half".

But, it made James happy enough to bring onto the podcast and proudly show off, not even considering that it's easy photoshop fodder, or how it serves to further exemplify the dire state of the channel. James' passion has run dry, so here's a cake with just as much passion put into it.

Very well said, but that's so accurate this is the first time I have been emotionally depressed in a long ass time. I hate that cunty bitch and that entire situation to damn much more. Hell...

In other ideas, what if for the 200th somehow he found those treasures from that old Atari contest from the 80s or something. ... Now that's wishful thinking.

 

[ICameToBooli]

The episode being a three-parter already reeks of dread but we'll see how it goes…

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Check out this dope cake James' wife baked bought from Wegmans to celebrate the 200th episode.

I didn't know serving cakes in used tissue boxes was a thing

 

[Raging Capybara]

The MK cap is James' sonichu medallion.

 

[Aquafag]

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too much hair and not enough buttons on the shirt. but, close!

 

[TVB]

I'm just expecting that its 200th episode spectacular is just yet another shitty "le epic" episode with oversaturation of skits, unnecessary cameos (my bet would be on either Silverman, Rex Viper, Matei, any B-to-C-list celeb, or all of the above), would contain way too much greenscreen and effects that would make Michael Bay blush, humor that rivals most modern day "comedies" such as the likes of Seltzerberg, plus it has a sponsored content from the likes of NordVPN, and on top of all that the review will be a game that's not even worthy enough for a 200th episode.

 

[deeman]

The episode being a three-parter already reeks of dread but we'll see how it goes…

I didn't know serving cakes in used tissue boxes was a thing

The fact the cake was already done should indicate that the episode is already finished? Or perhaps it will be a cheap prop for the episode itself...

 

[BrunoMattei]

The fact the cake was already done should indicate that the episode is already finished? Or perhaps it will be a cheap prop for the episode itself...

The fact that she couldn't even be bothered to make a cake or go all out with the cake decoration say's wonders.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

The 200th episode will be another rex viper shit.

If James and Screenwave were smart, episode 200 could have the death of Mr. Rigs and Rex Viper in it and their official retirement from the Cinemassacre channel. That would get a lot of positive acclaim automatically. James and his friends could just change their band name to something else (or hell, carry on as Rex Viper) and work a lower profile.

The fact that she couldn't even be bothered to make a cake or go all out with the cake decoration say's wonders.

It takes time to bake a cake, and also takes time to pay someone to decorate one. Why do you want James and April to have less time for their kids?

 

[Fat Tub of Lard]

In other ideas, what if for the 200th somehow he found those treasures from that old Atari contest from the 80s or something. ... Now that's wishful thinking.

From what I've heard, those treasure were destroyed when the contest ended prematurely, because Atari didn't technically own them. They returned them to the people who made them, who smelted them down to make other stuff.

 

[Travoltron]

I am not a fan of April Rolfe either, but I don't really get this big reaction to the cake.
Isn't James always hitting some milestone or other due to the way he counts things? Like he also counts AVGN episodes on his "film" count. And then he also counts how many years he's been doing AVGN. (Like in 2024 it will be 20 years of AVGN.)