James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,854
They're ending the Talk About Games podcast, just out of the blue. It was really good. Commenters are dunking on Big Ryan in the comments 'cause he looks like he's transitioning.
Time for Talk About Games
Not anymore I guess
Ryan is fat, trooning out
Mike is also fat

Yes, we talk about estrogen
And sometimes other stuff
Like BLM, it's a blast
Our dead podcast
 
The dude trooning out just bothers me. Its like dude your playing vidoe games and your not a woman.

Also its really kinda sad but the appeal of james and mike mondays was that it was edited and basically very parasocail. Also nostalgia remember riding the school bus talking about nintendo power? Member playing with Ninja turtles. OMG that movie was cool.

There is just a narrow window and audience for that
 
You know, Ryan trooning out is definitely going to kill Cinemassacre. They're already on thin ice, so just imagine what kind of drama Ryan's gonna start bringing to the table as he goes more and more insane. The last thing that company needs is a troon causing infighting and stupid drama.
But it will be entertaining to watch as it goes down in flames.
 
That podcast was pretty good. It's retarded that they're ending it because of low views.
I really have no idea what they were expecting. Averaging 15k views for a podcast with a nobody (Ryan) and a washed-up d-list retro gaming "celebrity" (Mike) in the sea of thousands of other gaming podcasts is actually more than they probably deserved. It's not even like they were really declining in views; consistently getting most of your 15k subscriber base to watch your videos is more than enough to appease the youtube algorithm if they just stuck with it. If they were really desperate for views they should've just out it on the Cinemassacre channel itself like the old Talk About Games- it would've gotten 200k+ views each episode easy in comparison to how shitty everything else on the channel has been recently. I suppose putting it on it's own channel is part of Screenwave's recent distancing from Cinemassacre.

I figure the actual reasons for it's ending are: Mike's 52 episode + some extras contract ran out and he didn't feel like renewing for the amount of money he was getting, and Ryan will have no time now that he's trooning out.
 
So james did a hudson hawk game review. not bad really.

I think his screen wave partnership and obligations for sponsored content is what led this that shit they produced.
 
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So james did a hudson hawk game review. not bad really.

I think his screen wave partnership and obligations for sponsored content is what led this that shit they produced.
I think it's 50/50 with Screenwave and James just being burnt out doing this for almost 20 years now. I think he'll stop doing AVGN when new episodes get well under a million views after a week and it's already slowly happening.
 
I'm still confused about the Ryan thing, is it real-realsies or just a very persistent joke that he is trooning out?
 
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I'm still confused about the Ryan thing, is it real-realsies or just a very persistent joke that he is trooning out?
If it is a joke the guy is going out of his way for it. I lean towards it being true and he's trooning out.
 
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I really have no idea what they were expecting. Averaging 15k views for a podcast with a nobody (Ryan) and a washed-up d-list retro gaming "celebrity" (Mike) in the sea of thousands of other gaming podcasts is actually more than they probably deserved. It's not even like they were really declining in views; consistently getting most of your 15k subscriber base to watch your videos is more than enough to appease the youtube algorithm if they just stuck with it. If they were really desperate for views they should've just out it on the Cinemassacre channel itself like the old Talk About Games- it would've gotten 200k+ views each episode easy in comparison to how shitty everything else on the channel has been recently. I suppose putting it on it's own channel is part of Screenwave's recent distancing from Cinemassacre.

I figure the actual reasons for it's ending are: Mike's 52 episode + some extras contract ran out and he didn't feel like renewing for the amount of money he was getting, and Ryan will have no time now that he's trooning out.
when it was briefly on the cinemassacre page, was it doing better than the actual cinemassacre podcast? if so... :story:

that alone should've kept them at it

if a podcast w/ mike and (nobody) ryan did better than one with james and 2 fatties, that says a lot
 
when it was briefly on the cinemassacre page, was it doing better than the actual cinemassacre podcast? if so... :story:

that alone should've kept them at it

if a podcast w/ mike and (nobody) ryan did better than one with james and 2 fatties, that says a lot
James with two fatties that have no clue how conversations work. Even on their red letter media ripoff at the "Voorhees mall blockbuster" (ugh, cringe) they'd all only say stupid shit and couldn't stop talking over each other.
 
James with two fatties that have no clue how conversations work. Even on their red letter media ripoff at the "Voorhees mall blockbuster" (ugh, cringe) they'd all only say stupid shit and couldn't stop talking over each other.
I liked their moster squad movie review.

But nerds talk about movie shoulda been a easy format
 
james and mike should've done a podcast.... J&M Mondays was sorta podcast-esque at times with the bouncing off each other, but in the TAG format, I think it would've been a decent show...just don't talk about games since James doesn't play.
 
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Balding doesn't work for James but I don't think it necessarily doesn't work for the Nerd as a character. Tbh it's for the best for him to play that up, but I doubt his ego would allow it. Receding hairline is a lot more relatable to most nerds than this troon shit anyway.
Almost certain there is no joke about that for Ryan btw. Troons sometimes like to ease into it to get people used to it, even making the excuse of it being a joke like "it's totally a joke lol, unless...?"
 
Hudson Hawk review was meh. Only watched it out of curiosity, I think I’m just done with the kind of humor James and the rest of the mid 2000s angry critics haven’t moved past. Now that they’re involved with a fat tranny running the show it’s just going to get worse.

Waiting for the video where James starts shilling hormone pills and Bad Dragon dildos now instead of his shady VPN and crappy headphone sponsors
 
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