James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,854
This autobiography could of easily been of one of those "man overcomes adversity and becomes rich doing something he loves" stories, which in all honesty is what Rolfe's life is. The lack of any kind of editing or proofreading and an oversharing of details in places where you could of just not mentioned them destroyed such an outcome though. For a lot of long-term viewers or fans of AVGN and Cinemassacre I think its fair to say a lot feel more disappointed and astonished then amazed and astonished when it comes their opinion on the book.
That and pure narcissism. There's so far been zero acknowledgement of ever being in the wrong. I would be curious if there's any admittance of making mistakes. The closest you get to that is how he used the money for the movie Indiegogo.
 
This guy has a video game room and a fake video store/monster movie room in his house. Did anyone ever think he wasn't super autistic? Have you seen the autistic ode to the dragon statue?

It's mostly a spectacular failure of the Screenwave peados that this emberassing ass conformation that, yes, James is atleast as autistic as you thought - has seen the light of day.

The special school thing is over the top though.
 
James could have had such a better product if he had some better support in actually publishing this autobiography. Just proves his staff sucks monkey shit and the quality of his work has suffered because of the lack of tard wranglers to suppress some of his spastic ideas. Like his current content suffers the same issues, time and time again he is making the same retarded mistakes. Then wonders why people are so prone to criticize the retarded nature of his actions.
I honestly don't believe there was an editor. Either that or James entrusted his wife or Justin Silverman to do it and I'd be willing to bet it was Justin but that doesn't make sense either: Justin isn't a writer or an editor so why entrust this sleazy unfunny obese man to edit your book? Who knows? But James gave him a shoutout for "helping" so it's a possibility. I'm willing to bet that Justin pulled a George Castanza and converted it to Word and called it a day.

 
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This guy has a video game room and a fake video store/monster movie room in his house. Did anyone ever think he wasn't super autistic? Have you seen the autistic ode to the dragon statue?
I think we all suspected they were just sets, and the enormous collection came largely from fan donations and whatever leftovers Mike had when he was buying literal trash bags worth of games at Funcoland when NES games were selling for pennies on the dollar 20 years ago. And of course, they were built in his house because he came off as so down to earth, not a millionaire that could easily afford a RLM-style studio. Which, uh, I guess he does have now, by way of Screenwave.

Also, I think I read that they got rid of the video store set. No clue where I read that, though.

All of the awful sketches throughout the entire show make sense now, though. Like that Super Ultra Mecha Death Christ thing. No wonder he was so gung-ho on those, he's fuckin' autistic
 
I think we all suspected they were just sets, and the enormous collection came largely from fan donations and whatever leftovers Mike had when he was buying literal trash bags worth of games at Funcoland when NES games were selling for pennies on the dollar 20 years ago. And of course, they were built in his house because he came off as so down to earth, not a millionaire that could easily afford a RLM-style studio. Which, uh, I guess he does have now, by way of Screenwave.

Also, I think I read that they got rid of the video store set. No clue where I read that, though.

All of the awful sketches throughout the entire show make sense now, though. Like that Super Ultra Mecha Death Christ thing. No wonder he was so gung-ho on those, he's fuckin' autistic
By video store set do you mean James video store room or the video store set for Rental Reviews? It's possible that James got rid of the room which would explain why recent videos set in that room heavily use green screen.
 
By video store set do you mean James video store room or the video store set for Rental Reviews? It's possible that James got rid of the room which would explain why recent videos set in that room heavily use green screen.
The sort of dark one he had at his house
 
How does James compare to Doug Walker now? I know people over the years said Doug was the lesser of the "angry reviewer" troupe, but I don't think Doug pissed his pants on purpose or drove like a dyslexic sloth...
 
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How does James compare to Doug Walker now? I know people over the years said Doug was the lesser of the "angry reviewer" troupe, but I don't think Doug pissed his pants on purpose or drove like a dyslexic sloth...
No, but he co-ran a media company full of pedos, spergs and rapists so I think James still come out on top.
 
No, but he co-ran a media company full of pedos, spergs and rapists so I think James still come out on top.
I guess we just need to wait until Doug releases his navel-gazing autobiography to see if Doug as an individual is as lolcow-ish as James. Given we thought James was anything but a cow until a few days ago, I wouldn’t be surprised if Doug was a pedo-sperg-rapist or something horrible (you reflect the company you keep and all-that-jazz).
 
This autobiography could of easily been of one of those "man overcomes adversity and becomes rich doing something he loves" stories, which in all honesty is what Rolfe's life is. The lack of any kind of editing or proofreading and an oversharing of details in places where you could of just not mentioned them destroyed such an outcome though. For a lot of long-term viewers or fans of AVGN and Cinemassacre I think its fair to say a lot feel more disappointed and astonished then amazed and astonished when it comes their opinion on the book.
I think a lot of people forget that an editor wouldn't just clean up the spelling and language, but actually try to find an overarching story/point to this book. Believe it or not, autobiographies aren't just assorted stories but assembled to give a proper insight of what that person (usually an actual celeb) want to project to the world right now. Like an editor would actually ask him what the point of telling people that he was pissing himself in public was or the story about him getting angry and failing to cut himself with a box knife or his pathetic suicide "attempt"?

And yeah, a decent editor probably could've made a quasi-inspiring story about a retarded man who made himself into something despite all odds and not just a collection of autistic ramblings. The latter option is the funnier one though, so I'm not complaining.
 
How does James compare to Doug Walker now? I know people over the years said Doug was the lesser of the "angry reviewer" troupe, but I don't think Doug pissed his pants on purpose or drove like a dyslexic sloth...
Dougs is marinated in autism but i belive even if he did ruin his pants he would know not to share. Just the fact Doug "reviews" movies by going though the event chronologically makes me think he's on the spectrum when he's not doing stuff like this-
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All I know about Doug is that he was working as a janitor before his videos hit it big. Nothing against janitors, we all need them. But I dunno.
I'd love to read a hypothetical Doug Walker tell-all book. Almost all of those losers he put on TGWTG are absolute LOLcows. The Walkers were basically the tard wranglers, if you can believe that.
 
I'd love to read a hypothetical Doug Walker tell-all book. Almost all of those losers he put on TGWTG are absolute LOLcows. The Walkers were basically the tard wranglers, if you can believe that.
Oh god, I'm salavating at the thought of Doug Walker sharing all the inside secrets of what was going on behind closed doors at TGWTG regarding each member (at least the "major" ones that appeared on the movies too). Metokur's videos were great, but this would be even better.
 
Oh, I can answer this one. Back then, you needed a firewire card in order to hook up the digital camera to your computer to upload the shit. Firewire cards were cheap but you needed a pretty decent rig to render everything and you still need a suitable video card and RAM for video editing even today. I'm guessing that's why he needed access to the lab.
Oh damn I forgot about those. I had one for my personal computer when I was a wee little kid but I didn't understand what a driver was and I could never get it to work lol.
 
How does James compare to Doug Walker now? I know people over the years said Doug was the lesser of the "angry reviewer" troupe, but I don't think Doug pissed his pants on purpose or drove like a dyslexic sloth...
Doug got in over his head, and never had the understanding or skills needed to run a company which is honestly is a common issue for youtubers. However getting in over his head does not excuse his handling of the Jew Wario shit, the fact he never reported that shit to police or even went to a lawyer to ask for advice in how to approach dealing with such allegations is pretty unforgivable in my eyes.

James on the other hand, we didn't have much to call him a lolcow on until he put this book out for what ever reason beyond me. Doug least had the understanding to not make his fuck ups public and it was others who leaked them. So to answer the question, Doug seems less of a lolcow and to have more self awareness but has bigger fuck ups and created a haven for lolcows.
 
Dougs is marinated in autism but i belive even if he did ruin his pants he would know not to share. Just the fact Doug "reviews" movies by going though the event chronologically makes me think he's on the spectrum when he's not doing stuff like this-
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Oh god, I'm salavating at the thought of Doug Walker sharing all the inside secrets of what was going on behind closed doors at TGWTG regarding each member (at least the "major" ones that appeared on the movies too). Metokur's videos were great, but this would be even better.
Doug got in over his head, and never had the understanding or skills needed to run a company which is honestly is a common issue for youtubers. However getting in over his head does not excuse his handling of the Jew Wario shit, the fact he never reported that shit to police or even went to a lawyer to ask for advice in how to approach dealing with such allegations is pretty unforgivable in my eyes.

James on the other hand, we didn't have much to call him a lolcow on until he put this book out for what ever reason beyond me. Doug least had the understanding to not make his fuck ups public and it was others who leaked them. So to answer the question, Doug seems less of a lolcow and to have more self awareness but has bigger fuck ups and created a haven for lolcows.

Where are you guys in the Doug Walker thread? I say the same shit, that he's an unfunny hack and obviously embezzled Indiegogo money for that terrible game show, and a bunch of weens jump out of the woodwork to defend his ass. Some faggot strawman's and say's I think he's as bad as Ethan Ralph or some shit. The thread is infested with Doug Walker fans that don't like anyone speaking ill of their master.
 
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