James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852

New Red Cow. Yet more dirt is revealed by Keenan, I only just started listening but bullet points:

AVGN channel makes about $60K per month. After merch sales and sponsors it makes about $1.2 million a year.

The AVGN Movie still makes surprisingly decent cash on streaming.

Korn was shut down by Screen Wave staff and possibly James whenever he would criticize the content.

Kayman claims that James wrote every single AVGN for 2022 BUT that Kayman, James and Mike would crack jokes and make notes while playing...

Screenwave approaches James with games to be reviewed and offers up concepts (I.E. throwing a copy of Green Dog into lava).
 
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I wonder how much of this James actually sees. After taxes and ScreenWave I'm guessing not much.
You know? They don't make a point if that's before or after taxes but here's the thing you made me wonder: is James a contractor or employee for Screen Wave? If so, that would offset his tax situation.
 
You know? They don't make a point if that's before or after taxes but here's the thing you made me wonder: is James a contractor or employee for Screen Wave? If so, that would offset his tax situation.
At this point, it's difficult to tell. But I'm probably going to make an educated guess that Bimmy is employed over at ScreenWave.
 
I took a look at this and Screen Wave seems to go out of their way to grab the shittiest and most suspicious sponsor for James' videos:

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He's shilling some kind of cloud/VR/headset thing where the idea is that you hook up a bunch of shit to your console or whatever and can play the games by wearing the headset and having the glasses on as a display. The whole thing looks like one of those cheap Chinese POS items you see in a midnight infomercial or lining the shelves at a discount store.

The James & John videos are not very good as well. A lot of forced and fake laughs being made by James and the whole thing is just really awkward to watch.
... "10% off" but you still need to pay 90% to look like an idiot.
 
New Red Cow. Yet more dirt is revealed by Keenan, I only just started listening but bullet points:

AVGN channel makes about $60K per month. After merch sales and sponsors it makes about $1.2 million a year.

The AVGN Movie still makes surprisingly decent cash on streaming.

Korn was shut down by Screen Wave staff and possibly James whenever he would criticize the content.

Kayman claims that James wrote every single AVGN for 2022 BUT that Kayman, James and Mike would crack jokes and make notes while playing...

Screenwave approaches James with games to be reviewed and offers up concepts (I.E. throwing a copy of Green Dog into lava).
Views must be down for the elf and the gay bear.

I went back and watched the Jaguar CD episode of J&MM and it was so funny I was almost crying. Mike and James laughing at how shit the games are was just so enjoyable.
This point in time is Pre AVGN movie flop/poor reception and James doesn’t look checked out like he usually does nowadays.
I still enjoy the content for the most part but it’s clear as day and that’s coming from me who regularly defends James on this thread.
 

New Red Cow. Yet more dirt is revealed by Keenan, I only just started listening but bullet points:

AVGN channel makes about $60K per month. After merch sales and sponsors it makes about $1.2 million a year.

The AVGN Movie still makes surprisingly decent cash on streaming.

Korn was shut down by Screen Wave staff and possibly James whenever he would criticize the content.

Kayman claims that James wrote every single AVGN for 2022 BUT that Kayman, James and Mike would crack jokes and make notes while playing...

Screenwave approaches James with games to be reviewed and offers up concepts (I.E. throwing a copy of Green Dog into lava).
If James can make a million a year based off of legacy views, I'd fucking quit the YouTube shit and just make actual movies if I were him. Like, what is he doing? Why stay enslaved to the YouTube grind and put his real passions on hold?
 
Views must be down for the elf and the gay bear.
You know, I'm starting to think you're not very fond of these red cow fellas.

and yeah, that Jaguar video is hilarious
If James can make a million a year based off of legacy views, I'd fucking quit the YouTube shit and just make actual movies if I were him.
If Cinemassacre is making that much money (assuming kieran is not pulling numbers out of his ass again), Jimbo is only seeing a fraction of the cash, because for some reason Mr. "I made 500 movies by myself" needs writers, producers, editors and all sorts of help to make sporadic 30 minute video game videos from the comfort of his home.

It actually makes me a bit MATI tbh, companies basically beg youtubers to accept their shill money, all James had to do was send and respond to emails, even his wife could do it from home, he could keep all the money and hire his own crew, this tard could be swimming in dough!

There's zero reason to have screenwave as a middle man for anything besides merch, unless he sold Cinemassacre to the artist formerly known as Big Ryan.
 
It actually makes me a bit MATI tbh, companies basically beg youtubers to accept their shill money, all James had to do was send and respond to emails, even his wife could do it from home, he could keep all the money and hire his own crew, this tard could be swimming in dough!
James *really* didn't want to redo all the thumbnails I guess.

(I'm sure there are other things involved in keeping the old videos popping up in the algorithm, but that was the big thing I remember changing with Screenwave the most)
 
You know, I'm starting to think you're not very fond of these red cow fellas.
Why would I? They’re goobers who can’t get any views on their content that suddenly got a ton of traffic for talking about Bimster. They get like 1.7k views on non James vids and 15k+ views on James vids. Plus 90% of the shit they say is TurboTarded. They’re extremely unlikable, the gay bear just sits there and yups along while the elf chatters off TCT level drivel. I wouldn’t care if they made other content that got meaningful views but the guys can’t draw a dime.
James *really* didn't want to redo all the thumbnails I guess.
Those Screenwave ones were bad. The current ones look more like the old ones but with slight algorithm boosting sprinkled over.
 
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I wonder why James doesn’t try to make a small short film in Pennsylvania. He could crowd fund $5000 tell a fun well contained story and not have to worry about exorbitant expenses like in LA
James doesn't want to be a small time video maker. He wants to be Hollywood. In particular, he wants to be 50s/60s Hollywood because it's what he grew up watching. If he could make a low budget black and white horror movie that gained a cult following, I think he'd instantly achieve nirvana and cease to exist in that moment. It's really all he wants out of life.

You see this all the time, especially with "content creators". They're making absolute bank working ten hours a month and they're still miserable because they feel like they're destined for greatness. 99% of all humans on earth would trade lives with him in a heartbeat, but some people are just incapable of feeling content with what they have. Sometimes that restlessness drives them to greatness. Usually, it drives them to alcoholism and an early death. Hopefully James can get his zen on and just embrace his incredible life, because he really doesn't deserve to go into a creative death spiral.
 
If James can make a million a year based off of legacy views, I'd fucking quit the YouTube shit and just make actual movies if I were him. Like, what is he doing? Why stay enslaved to the YouTube grind and put his real passions on hold?
I wonder why James doesn’t try to make a small short film in Pennsylvania. He could crowd fund $5000 tell a fun well contained story and not have to worry about exorbitant expenses like in LA
I genuinely think James got burnt out and lost all passion for filmmaking after making the AVGN film. His entire life he wanted to properly do a Hollywood film, hence why he intentionally shot over budget in expensive Hollywood and filmed near all the big landmarks. After that though, to him he's hit his peak and he has nowhere to go now.
 
If James can make a million a year based off of legacy views, I'd fucking quit the YouTube shit and just make actual movies if I were him. Like, what is he doing? Why stay enslaved to the YouTube grind and put his real passions on hold?
The problem is that he already tried making a movie and it didn't end as well as he wanted it to. He simply lacks the talent and skill. There is a certain reason why other content creators online can expand into different fields while people like James and his pal Doug Walker have been unable to despite nearly twenty years of work online.

It isn't so much why isn't he doing this, it is more what is he capable of doing?
 
If James can make a million a year based off of legacy views, I'd fucking quit the YouTube shit and just make actual movies if I were him. Like, what is he doing? Why stay enslaved to the YouTube grind and put his real passions on hold?
He does have to put out videos every once in a while to keep monetization for his channels. Youtube will strip a channel of its monetization if it doesn't upload anything in 6 months.
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The problem is that he already tried making a movie and it didn't end as well as he wanted it to. He simply lacks the talent and skill. There is a certain reason why other content creators online can expand into different fields while people like James and his pal Doug Walker have been unable to despite nearly twenty years of work online.

It isn't so much why isn't he doing this, it is more what is he capable of doing?
I kind of disagree with the idea James is untalented and cant make a good story. James is at his best when he makes youtube skits because he has his ego in check and has chemistry with the actors since theyre his friends. Case in point his Cryptid Show Parody. You cannot watch this and not have a smile on your face.
 
I bet James could make a decent horror movie if he wanted to, but he would need help. We know know that AVGN worked out well back in the day because he had Mike and some others helping him. He also needs to get that stupid Hollywood propaganda out of his head that the only way to be successful in the movie industry is to play by their rules.
 
I bet James could make a decent horror movie if he wanted to, but he would need help. We know know that AVGN worked out well back in the day because he had Mike and some others helping him. He also needs to get that stupid Hollywood propaganda out of his head that the only way to be successful in the movie industry is to play by their rules.
This will be damn near impossible as he is autistic and has an emotional attachment to Hollywood.
 
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