James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852
I get what you’re trying to say, but the man’s cat just died and people have to make bald jokes? I mean…Maybe go a couple days without the jokes and then resume your regularly scheduled a-logging. Idk.
Holy Shit, take a midol.

You're acting like people are walking up to James and saying this shit to his face. James can't even be bothered to use reddit, let alone come to Kiwifarms and see some basic bitch shitposting going on.
 
That fucking sucks. Kind of hits harder for me cause I had to bury the family cat last year after I tried nursing it back to health going to vets and doing injections.
Waking up to his thin little body laying on the couch, already stiff...god, what a horrible morning it was.
 
As someone who has witness the death of cats over 5 times from 6 years of fostering period (most of whom are less than 2 years old) including a death in 2011, I can definitely feel for him. Especially if you known the said cat for so long. It feels so empty without her.

That fucking sucks. Kind of hits harder for me cause I had to bury the family cat last year after I tried nursing it back to health going to vets and doing injections.
Waking up to his thin little body laying on the couch, already stiff...god, what a horrible morning it was.
Tell me about it. We had cats we had to put down when they were horrendously sick and weak and cats that have died from complications. Those days are sad and I've been through them a lot.
 
It’s sad because our cute cuddly little furry friends live long enough for us to almost forget what life was like without them and then they die and it’s absolutely shattering. I haven’t had a pet in years because of this. All the animals that live a long time are ones I don’t want. I don’t want a bird or a turtle.
 
It would be funny if James finally has a mental break at one of these conventions and screams how video games are retarded wastes of time and everyone who plays them all the time is an asshole. I get the sense that that's boiling just beneath the surface.
If he doesn't just retire the character or entirely I firmly believe this is coming. I've felt the same way as you is it's been bubbling over for years now. initially when James & Mike ended my personal theory was he had a breakdown and was like you fucking faggot I hate talking to you because you have no personality outside of assfucking bragging or how good you are at video games which is a waste of time. as the years have went by I've realized though I think beyond just their respective success together James and Mike are actually truly friends, I think mike actually is there for him to talk about his actual issues and whatever even if mike probably doesn't care, he's still there for him and he understands James' heart isn't in the same shit his is.
that being said it is a shame because while I don't think James had a lot of talent outside of his initial enthusiasm it does suck the guy is stuck miserable doing something he hates in a field like gaming he resents. and I think mike feels bad too because he could have fucked him over more than he did but James is now basically skinwalking as a retarded version of him and he still enjoys the same shit and is busy fucking a fake gamer girl, eating mcdonalds and doesn't have an "adult" life to balance with it.
James wakes up every day upset his claim to fame is being the first major 'gamer' celebrity after Billy Mitchell and one day he's going to lose it on some random guy just trying to say hello
 
If he doesn't just retire the character or entirely I firmly believe this is coming. I've felt the same way as you is it's been bubbling over for years now. initially when James & Mike ended my personal theory was he had a breakdown and was like you fucking faggot I hate talking to you because you have no personality outside of assfucking bragging or how good you are at video games which is a waste of time. as the years have went by I've realized though I think beyond just their respective success together James and Mike are actually truly friends, I think mike actually is there for him to talk about his actual issues and whatever even if mike probably doesn't care, he's still there for him and he understands James' heart isn't in the same shit his is.
that being said it is a shame because while I don't think James had a lot of talent outside of his initial enthusiasm it does suck the guy is stuck miserable doing something he hates in a field like gaming he resents. and I think mike feels bad too because he could have fucked him over more than he did but James is now basically skinwalking as a retarded version of him and he still enjoys the same shit and is busy fucking a fake gamer girl, eating mcdonalds and doesn't have an "adult" life to balance with it.
James wakes up every day upset his claim to fame is being the first major 'gamer' celebrity after Billy Mitchell and one day he's going to lose it on some random guy just trying to say hello
I dunno, if anything James a bit too chill, which is why his videos suffer when he isn't interested in the material. I don't think any of the conversation here is about him sperging out, usually him being too lenient or lazy.
 
I dunno, if anything James a bit too chill, which is why his videos suffer when he isn't interested in the material. I don't think any of the conversation here is about him sperging out, usually him being too lenient or lazy.
no no I might have misspoken or something but I'm not saying he does that, I'm saying he's real close to doing it because he has held it in for so long
 
Its clear his heart isn't into it anymore; all the new videos feel forced and fake. He just doesn't want to give it up, I'm sure each vid still brings in 5 figures.
You stop doing the thing you love the second you have children, you just do what brings the most stability to their life if you're a decent parent. Sometimes that even means doing the exact same thing just with a different mindset. Also RIP Kitty.
 
I've watched the Jekyll and Hyde trilogy back to back. Honestly, that was one recent video of his I actually liked, it was a nice callback to his earlier work and even felt like one of the older episodes. Good to see that the beast has finally been put to rest, altho it's funny that his "older" self is barely any different than his current one. You just can't hide the age or the lack of hair, this is going to stick out like a sore thumb. If he had any writing talent, he would at least work it into his character somehow, with age bringing him wisdom about shitty games and mellowing out a bit. That would make any anger shown at the game seem genuine and bring back meaning into it, funnily enough the "old nerd" is exactly that
 
Ah, this sucks.

That fucking sucks. Kind of hits harder for me cause I had to bury the family cat last year

As someone who has witness the death of cats over 5 times from 6 years

and then they die and it’s absolutely shattering.

It always sucks when you lose a pet.
I was going to suggest a moment of silence for all your dead pets, but I don't have any time!
 
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