James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%

  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%

  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%

  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%

  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%

  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%
  • Total voters
    2,852
BullfrogBill said:
After watching the newest AVGN (the first new episode I've seen in two years I think) I got inspired to play Castlevania Chronicles (Original Mode, not pants pissing pussy mode like James played) since it's one of the few I never played and god damn, James is a fool. It kicks ass and it was a real treat because it's not every day you get to play a "new" Castlevania game. The OG mode of Castlevania Chronicles blows SC4 out of the water as a remake of the first game. As much as I love the graphics of SC4, CC takes the cake here, it's much more faithful to the NES game visually than SC4 was while still changing it up just enough that it's a new experience. This goes for the level design as well, faithful but changed just enough. The only thing I think SC4 did better was the music, still one of my favorite soundtracks. Overall Castlevania Chronicles is a lot of fun and it's hard as nails, which for a Castlevania game is a great thing. The fact that James refused to even try it out of fear that it was too hard makes me like it even more. As if James even played any of the games in the first place.

James should stop reviewing video games.
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I've been on a classic Konami kick in recent times and I'd say it'd be hard for me to pick one over the other, Chronicles is definitely the more faithful remake and overall more balanced game. But I'll never not love that the directional whip in SC4 it's just so much fun to use. Rondo is of course the best Classicvania but I've never heard a single person argue otherwise.

Anyway the Parodius games are now my current favorite, the amazing sprite work and comedic tone in general work so well with Shoot Em Ups. Wayforward actually delivered a really solid Contra game recently I hope Konami has them make a new Parodius, a Gradius 6 is more likely and I'd enjoy that too but how many Shoot Em Ups have Vegas Showgirls as a boss?

I really went off topic. I'm surprised Ryan Schott has seemingly gone quiet on social media. Might win the award for least obnoxious troon.
 
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Travoltron said:
AVGN fan Adam Wingard is leaving the Godzilla franchise because of no time.

This means James has forever lost the opportunity to participate in the making of a Godzilla film.
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It will always perplex me why the fuck he turned down that role, don't remember how small the role was but Godzilla was "his" thing, i don't care if it was his own decision, his wife should've talked him into it, "NO! We can do without you for a few days of shooting, it's your fucking dream, Bim! Now you pick up your favorite nerd shirt while i go make sandwiches for the trip! NOW!"

A bloody mystery, this is!
 
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deeman said:
It will always perplex me why the fuck he turned down that role, don't remember how small the role was but Godzilla was "his" thing, i don't care if it was his own decision, his wife should've talked him into it, "NO! We can do without you for a few days of shooting, it's your fucking dream, Bim!
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People on the Truth reddit were sperging out at Mike because he said he really doesn't want to have kids. But can you blame him, seeing what happened to James? What a huge discouragement!
 
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Kulee Baba said:
Rondo is of course the best Classicvania but I've never heard a single person argue otherwise
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Let me be the first then, Rondo is definitely not the best Castlevania game. Great gameplay (not the best, but pretty good), but wtf is up with the cutesy anime shit all over the game? Who thought that was a good idea for Castlevania? It takes me out of the game and makes me never want to play it again, which I won't.
 
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mlanguishi said:
With all the entire Madness going on with Nick, there's this, still Pat.. I don't know where else to put this, if there's anything else worthwhile here, let me know.

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Pat is a bitch. I remember listening to his podcast years ago and even the most mild criticism of him in his comments would get deleted.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
Let me be the first then, Rondo is definitely not the best Castlevania game. Great gameplay (not the best, but pretty good), but wtf is up with the cutesy anime shit all over the game? Who thought that was a good idea for Castlevania? It takes me out of the game and makes me never want to play it again, which I won't.
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It's the most basic bitch 90s style of the time art and even then barely a thing in the grand scheme of the game so stop acting like a faggot.
 
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Mike Matei life, while interesting, was cut short of his true potential by forever babysitting James' autistic ass. Mike actually liked video games. It's clear AVGN character is based on Mike. Gets kicked out of the best friend role in the AVGN movie because of James' feminist wife. Years after the AVGN movie, it was Mike that made sure James got to work on time. After Mike no longer worked for cineamasscre James sold the business to slobs and ended up doing more work than the slobs. Even in James' own tell-all book-he admits Mike Matei kept him out of trouble in college after being expelled. Mike Matei could’ve and maybe should of been the AVGN character to begin with.
 
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Battlefield2142EU said:
Mike Matei life, while interesting, was cut short of his true potential by forever babysitting James' autistic ass. Mike actually liked video games. It's clear AVGN character is based on Mike. Gets kicked out of the best friend role in the AVGN movie because of James' feminist wife. Years after the AVGN movie, it was Mike that made sure James got to work on time. After Mike no longer worked for cineamasscre James sold the business to slobs and ended up doing more work than the slobs. Even in James' own tell-all book-he admits Mike Matei kept him out of trouble in college after being expelled. Mike Matei could’ve and maybe should of been the AVGN character to begin with.
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I want to live in the timeline where we got 2007 Mike's unfiltered autism front and center. it might be too powerful
 
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BullfrogBill said:
If Mike was the AVGN he would be like a mix of Game Dude and Irate Gamer
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Didn't Mike shart all over Game Dude in a forum? I remember that rumor. If he's that much of an insufferable cunt then I doubt he'd have been as autistic as Irate Gamer, just another uncharismatic Game Dude. James has the charisma in front of a camera Mike lacks.

Honestly what I'm wondering is why did Mike ever not try voice acting. It's not like he's bad at it. We all remember the Brown Bricks in Minecrap, or his job as Bugs Bunny in a few episodes.

FIIIIIIIVE OF UM OF THE ASSHOLEISH VARIETY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH GIMME REDDIT GOLD
 
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