James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,854
No, but you’re the moron that a-logs Starfield, says “bugthesda” unironically and keeps saying the same things over and over even though you admitted to never have played the game and got rightfully clowned on by myself and another guy.
The "other guy" is just as autistic as you, has the same shitty bugthesda opinions as you, and the only difference between you two is the lack of a triangle(he's smart enough to say something decent once in a while)
While you're going to derail yet another thread, I will stop right there and not help you out with that. Just felt like pointing that out since you actually replied to bait this stale
And here it is..

I got things to take care of, but I will watch this when I get back home. I've seen people here saying it's mediocre, so probably nothing home to write about, but I always wanted to see the nerd review one of these autistic city builder games. It's yet another nintendy game, I was hoping for a PC version review, but I guess we will see if he covers the version differences or not.
 
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The review was surprisingly decent. Sure, you still have the nu-nerd issues, like him being bald, shilling something at the start and overall low energy, but I don't think you can change that at this point. You have to taper your expectations and know what you're going to get.
Most of the episode was informative like I hoped rather than being skit heavy, like a lot of the newer ones. What few jokes the episode has aren't too bad, and it only gets cringy right at the very end.
Overall, I'm pleasantly surprised. Maybe the ticket is to review content that the channel hasn't seen much of or an actually decent title, rather than yet another shitty 8 or 16 bit shovelware. I know one of my favorite recent ones is the Earthbound episode, which fits the bill for both categories.
 
The Sim City video (somehow) trended on YT at #15 and got 650K views. Did someone at Screen Wave grease the wheels or was it dumb luck? Who knows? Who cares?

On the subject of Reddit spergery I submit this:




It's showing James use a tool to remove a piece of plastic on the SNES to play JAP cartridges.

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Clearly, it's the spergs overreaching for anything to bitch about in their quest for upboats and relevance. For context: James is removing a piece of plastic so a North American SNES can play Jap games because the Jap cartridges were shaped differently as a form of region locking. This is a totally legit thing and super easy to do that even my dad was able to do it because he'd buy cheapo Jap imports from pawn shops he'd frequent. It's very easy and you're not damaging the console at all, my SNES had zero issues and it was fun to play Jap games on it. If the Redditor's did more than 5 seconds of research they would realize this but -of course- they're Redditor's and they're already god's abortions.
 
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This is such a retarded criticism I have no idea why people fixate on it so much. Do you think he should wear a wig or a hat? You'd just bitch about how distracting that was if he did.
Because he's bald and bald people don't deserve rights, what part about this do you not understand, you fucking retard Mongolian?
Reported for derailing this thread, fuck you.
 
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