James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[deeman]

Sorry Mr. West. I’ll get to it.

Red Cow Arcade is a good place to get updated...
(This is the first one)

 

[demicolon]

I'm a bit late to the party, why is James Rolfe considered a lolcow?

- Taping spotlights to the ceiling and making a colossaly autistic video about it,
- Making a video where he defends Screenwave from those DAMN, DIRTY TROLLS,
- Publishing his autobiography, where he confirms he's as retarded as the rumors claimed.

And that one time 12 years ago where he and Mike endorsed a Cheetahmen 2 kickstarter from a greasy literally who used car salesman Greg Paybitch, but that's pretty obscure lore few knew about. AVGN fans poured money into it, Greg stole it all and James memoryholed it.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I'm a bit late to the party, why is James Rolfe considered a lolcow?

James doesn't post enough on the internet/social media to be a true lolcow according to how this place defines lolcows typically.

But he's kind of retarded so he will do dumb/goofy shit that is fun to laugh at/meme/shitpost about.

His cultish fanbase are pretty lolcowish though.

 

[Vida]

Holy shit, another you know what's bullshit. I was just talking to someone about how these were pretty much gone for good, but guess not.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

His cultish fanbase are pretty lolcowish though.

 

[Seventh Star]

The glory hole thing made me actually laugh. A kernel of decent content at last.

 

[mlanguishi]

Another one already.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Another one already.

I, for one, am enjoying this descent into James mental illness/autism.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Is he using AI pictures near the end?
Idk why but the stock images of old YKWBS bother me a lot less than stock videos that just make me think I'm watching a WatchMojo video

 

[Preacher ✝]

Another one already.

He spilled pasta and soup in his car for a shot, impressive.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

He spilled pasta and soup in his car for a shot, impressive.

I'd bet that's just old footage Justin had of his car tbqh

 

[Preacher ✝]

I'd bet that's just old footage Justin had of his car tbqh

Perhaps, idk if theres some past project this footage fits with, but it does work with this video well enough to feel intentional at least.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Perhaps, idk if theres some past project this footage fits with, but it does work with this video well enough to feel intentional at least.

lol I'm just making a joke about Justin being a fat slob. I'm sure it was done for this video.

 

[lindsayfan]

Is he using AI pictures near the end?
Idk why but the stock images of old YKWBS bother me a lot less than stock videos that just make me think I'm watching a WatchMojo video

uh yes the poop transport bots were ai. in general i am enjoying these "you know what's bullshits" a lot

 

[Preacher ✝]

uh yes the poop transport bots were ai.

that one was great because even though the prompt for it would have had nothing to do with India the background setting tells us AI has been trained to associate poop with India.

Alternatively it could mean James accidentally put an AI India meme in his video.

 

[nevertosubmit88]

Another one already.

YKWBS making a comeback was not on my 2024 bingo card

 

[TV's Adam West]

>James make an entire video about spilling his spaghetti

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

"You know what's buuuuuull shit?! Bathroom hand dryers. You know how it goes, you get done pissing and you go to dry the piss off your hands but it just ends up blowing all over you and gets in your eye!"

 

[Kirby vacuums]

Another one already.

How much money did this man spend on stock video.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I've never seen a pre stocked mini fridge. They always had it separated from the shit you buy in the room

only time I've ever seen that were at high-class hotels in very Major Cities.