James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852
I think Craig's whole award show and how he presented it especially with Duke Nukem's Voice Actor is incredibly corny and lame as hell. The whole anti-woke grift is just the cringiest thing when it comes to any form of online political discourse nowadays.

But that said, acting like Rolfe is some weirdo nazi or whatever is still dumb, James is terminally offline, so he definitely was just pitched to present the worst game of the year by an old friend of his. He has the convictions and beliefs of a tumbleweed.

Hell James is going to probably be oblivious to any controversy and continue on as always. Now making fun of James is fine, but if someone is legitimately angry than ooh brother.

How do we know that? He could be browsing this forum right now doing his ghostbusters 2016 'no review I refuse' face

James' biggest strength is his ability to not care. I wish I had his ability to take shit and give a smug face
 
I’m pretty sure James has never even once spoken about politics. I have no idea what the man’s politics are and I want it to stay that way. But it just goes to show, even if you’re apolitical the left will eat you alive.
The left's demand for alt right racism far outpaces the supply, which is why the left will pigeon-hole anyone they can as a racist nazi. If you aren't spouting the same political opinions as them online, then you must be a nazi. If you only agree with them 90% of the time instead of 100% of the time then you must be a nazi. Look at JK Rowling, who agrees with the left on pretty much everything except the tranny question, and they treat her just as bad as a seig heiling, curb-stomping neo-nazi. With the demand for racism far exceeding supply, they'll go after anyone they can, including their own.
 
I always liked James Rolfe as a person, and I have no problem saying that he's about the only online celebrity that I have genuine respect for.

The brevity and nonchalance with the AVGN TRGA clip is amusing, if nothing else. The derangement from ResetERA, Bluesky etc should be a dead giveaway that modern liberalism should be exterminated in the same way nazism has been, which makes their monotonous "everyone I don't like is Hitler" chanting all the more ironic.

That said, I feel their particular psychosis with James isn't solely because he indirectly dissed on tranny games. ResetERA-variety shitlib creatures love nothing more than to act perpetually smug about being "the truest of true gamers," all the while they have no hobbies, no friends, no educational qualifications, no finances and no possessions. James is a predictable target for them, because regardless of his own faults, he didn't make 'gaming culture' his life, and he has a family and a career, which is something none of the terminally online libshits will ever have, so what they're doing is just plain projection of their jealously and misery.
It's even more petty than that, they're likely still asshurt over him not liking the feminist Ghostbusters movie nobody cared about(it bombed, naturally).
 
So he really did sell the avgn ip? Interesting how both him and doug did that, if both are actually true. It's like they asked each other what they should do
 
James doesn't deserve the hate for it like he was the one that made the decision. He probably wanted the extra cash and didn't give a fuck about what he was even reading. I can guarantee you Dustborn has been on multiple worst game lists, but this one gets attention because the funny Internet man that shits on video games was the one to read the result.

I can't tell which is more desperate, the people making this into drama, or the last couple follicles of AVGN's hairline.
 
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What bizarre timing. I went through and rewatched the whole playlist of AVGN classic episodes recently after having not seen it in like 10 years. I'm assuming this thread may not be too positive toward him if it's like most e-celeb threads but this really sounds like a Jontron situation of retards sperging over a nothingburger. Can't picture anywhere but Reddit or Resetera caring.
 
So troons are mad at some equally faggoty game awards show for existing, I guess, and they decided to dogpile James for collecting a paycheck because a friend asked him to present an award for a game that literally everyone made fun of for being bad?

And this is going to impact The Nerd, famous for not knowing anything else exists outside of his classic movies and never engaging, how?
 
Not only that, but the precious indie developers of some other game that was mentioned on the show is very upset because their game was featured in this immoral video game awards show, and would gladly not make money if it meant people don't say words about it without their consent.
Oh good! I guess I can take Selaco off my wishlist then.
 
>be James
>don't even know or care about modern games
>some Youtube people approach you
>they want you to record some lines for them in character
>it's about calling some unpopular game shit
>pretty tame and surface-level roasting
>don't even mention any politics
>"sure, whatever"
>easiest money you ever made

<suddenly, autistic screech from people that pretend to like the game
<somehow, you are a goobergaber now
 
I’m pretty sure James has never even once spoken about politics. I have no idea what the man’s politics are and I want it to stay that way. But it just goes to show, even if you’re apolitical the left will eat you alive.

James I think deliberately does this and/ or doesn't really give a shit. He's a dad with kids trying to make money and I bet a large portion of people still watching his stuff don't really care about politics as well.

This just reminds me of Ghostbusters 2016 when lefties got big mad that he just said he won't review the movie. Like, he didn't even shit on it. He just said nope to expressing any kind of opinion on it.
 
I would love to see someone get one of these rabid Dustborn defenders on stream, trick them into sharing their screen and offering them $100 if they can immediately show Dustborn is actually in their library with more than 2 hours played. $200 if their account and save proves they beat the game.
 
A summary of the drama, which is the most inane and impotent whinging I've seen online about video games since that girl made an Animal Crossing character with buns in her hair.

The Real Game Awards is a user-driven game awards show hosted by one of the original hosts of Screwattack, the website which used to sponsor the Angry Video Game Nerd, decided by viewer voting, leading to incredibly milquetoast takes like calling that Chinese game with the monkey man or that Korean game with women in stripper outfits the best game of the year.

During one segment, the Angry Video Game Nerd states (not reviews) the winner for the worst game of the year.
So he just presented what the worst game was it's not entirely his fault and people are still mad lol. Nobody not even the target audience cared about Dustborn and peolpe are fake if they are pretending to be mad over the fact that the obviously bad game was presented as being a bad game.
YOU DID NOT PLAY THE GAME! It had 83 people play it on steam, and more than a handful of those players did it just to record a youtube video to shit on it! RESULT: THE GAME FAILED
And he just presented the game lol he didn't have to play it in this context. Hell none of them played the game either like I said so they're pretending to be outraged because we know these people think talking about something on twitter means it is successful which is still funny because that is also untrue. Dustborn was barely talked about by its own ilk so these folks are mad for the sake of being mad.
 
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Is there a reason why the nerd never does "angry' reviews for newer games? It's always stuff from 20+ years ago, often NES or SNES. I stopped watching him after his Majora's Mask one. No idea why he thinks that one is bad game.
People have usually done better reviews of newer bad games, so unless it's something like Sonic 06, he usually doesn't touch it. Last modern review he did was for a smartphone horse dating game and it's one of the worst, if not the worst episodes he's ever done.
 
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