James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,854
It still surprises me that most people nowadays don't know who Filthy Frank is, and it absolutely blows my mind that he was able to completely reinvent himself as Joji.
For starters, Joji didn't nuke his relationship with his fans. So instead of them seething that he was going to re-invent himself, they accepted the fact that he is changing for his own sake.

Doubly so when he does legit suffer from neurological problems.
 
I disagree. At least for NES/SNES era Nintendo. They had their shit on lockdown back then, with strict policies and agreements to prevent flooding the market with inferior games and other shit. And unless you were someone like Atari/Tengen and bypassing their security measures, they had struct quality control over their releases. Ironic now that the Nintendo Wii is best known for being a shovelware dumping ground.
there were still plenty of shitty games, but it was generally a more ernest shitty game than the crap we get now. a lot of it was just high difficulty or mechanics that are dated in retrospect because later on people figured out little QoL shit. there was still a bunch of licensed crap pumped out too quick to end up any good. the 80s did have a lot of a wild west of gaming things going on where you had a lot of people just making shit because they could and it getting out there. the wii was a shovelware dump but I feel like it's actually gotten worse with the advent of digital storefronts in general. granted, that shit isn't on store shelves like your average wii title but modern consoles e-stores are entirely bogged down with mobile games and low effort garbage as the ease of making/publishing a game for and on them has gotten simpler.
Disagree completely. As someone who has 3+ decades of vidya muscle memory burned into the very fiber of my being, timing is everything, and most emulators aren't quite right. You'll probably be fine with things like Excitebike, or most Sega games (other than poor emulation of the distinctive Sega Yamaha sound chip) but I'm not gonna risk Little Mac getting knocked out by Bald Bull when he's in the middle of his bull charge, because the frame perfect gut punch isn't right. Or the World 8 single block jump in SMB1 that I can do blindfolded on original hardware that's almost impossible on emulation.
I think the amount people are expected to pay for ports of old games or the used retro gaming market is absolutely insane, but in general I do agree with you on emulation. that said, it wouldn't matter to the average guy who's never really played whatever game because they wouldn't have played it before anyways. I'm a little spoiled in that regard because I've been on the everdrive and ODE train since the early 2010s and dabbled in FPGA but if I was just talking to a regular joe I would probably recommend emulation every time because they could utilize extra features, and cut costs entirely if they have a computer or just buy a cheap handheld or something for a one time cost and play up through the dreamcast good enough.
 
But it will definitely get worse since this is another contrast between Doug and James, which is that Doug appears to be more aware of the things that are going on online whereas James is perpetually stuck in the 90s and early 2000s.
This is a good thing. From 2006 onwards the internet just had gotten worse and worse. Not a lolcow. Out of touch, yes, and his videos lost luster, but not a lolcow methinks. Unless he were to engage and act like a 'tard, but we know he won't, just like he didn't during the Ghostbusters reboot.
 
Out of touch, yes, and his videos lost luster, but not a lolcow methinks. Unless he were to engage and act like a 'tard, but we know he won't, just like he didn't during the Ghostbusters reboot.
You probably haven't seen his Behind the Scenes video or his "autobiography". And then there is Rex Viper and the infamous "5:40" video. James is a cow.
 
You probably haven't seen his Behind the Scenes video or his "autobiography". And then there is Rex Viper and the infamous "5:40" video. James is a cow.
They aren't particularily impressive. They're not Dobson's "pretending to be a teenager girl into inflation fetish", or MovieBob's literally everything. Or Chris, but that might be a massive echelon of lolcowery + horror ever since Barb's rape. The only thing I gather is because of the autobiography we now have evidence he was in sped class, 5:40 he just said he has to go pick up his kids and "no time" and Rex Viper is what? A Dad Rock band? As if there aren't many of those? He's not the only internet autismo with a band: Starbomb, Red Vox and Scythelord exist too. Let's not water down the concept of a lolcow just to have a rationalized excuse to talk about someone, the proper new Dobson who engages and digs himself further low will come in due time.
 
They aren't particularily impressive. They're not Dobson's "pretending to be a teenager girl into inflation fetish", or MovieBob's literally everything. Or Chris, but that might be a massive echelon of lolcowery + horror ever since Barb's rape. The only thing I gather is because of the autobiography we now have evidence he was in sped class, 5:40 he just said he has to go pick up his kids and "no time" and Rex Viper is what? A Dad Rock band? As if there aren't many of those? He's not the only internet autismo with a band: Starbomb, Red Vox and Scythelord exist too. Let's not water down the concept of a lolcow just to have a rationalized excuse to talk about someone, the proper new Dobson who engages and digs himself further low will come in due time.
The BTS video cemented his cow status for me. It had a lot him passive-aggressive engaging with his critics (trolls aside, most of them are former fans who just hate the Slobwave era and want a return to good content or him retiring the AVGN) and making himself look like a total retard.

He had to tie himself to a chair with an onion in his mouth because of muh covid!! Do you want him to suffer?

James is a minor cow but he still doth moo and create milk. Also he is lucky because he has some of the nicest trolls I have ever seen when you compare him to other internet famous retards.
 
The BTS video cemented his cow status for me. It had a lot him passive-aggressive engaging with his critics (trolls aside, most of them are former fans who just hate the Slobwave era and want a return to good content or him retiring the AVGN) and making himself look like a total retard.

He had to tie himself to a chair with an onion in his mouth because of muh covid!! Do you want him to suffer?

James is a minor cow but he still doth moo and create milk. Also he is lucky because he has some of the nicest trolls I have ever seen when you compare him to other internet famous retards.
the response video, wasnt that scripted by Justin? At least that was my understanding on it. James basically is unmilkable without an interloper like Justin or Craig.
 
For starters, Joji didn't nuke his relationship with his fans. So instead of them seething that he was going to re-invent himself, they accepted the fact that he is changing for his own sake.
It's funny. I know of some people who were disappointed that he stopped doing the Filthy Frank show, myself included, but I've never heard about anyone being mad over it. The overwhelming consensus is that he's just doing other things now, and that's okay. I think it helps that Joji is just a really likeable guy, and, as far as I know, he never really was part of some big controversy. Which is funny, because he was involved with some of the most fucked up shit you can watch on YouTube.

I still kinda wish he had made another video to bring the storyline with the peace^lords to a close, but whatever. He's doing other things now, and that's okay.
 
It still surprises me that most people nowadays don't know who Filthy Frank is, and it absolutely blows my mind that he was able to completely reinvent himself as Joji.
He less "reinvented" himself and more "internet goldfish brain shit happened with people so now frank vids only come up in talks when people frame it as a"FORGOTTEN DARK PAST" for clicks or cancellation attempts. You know, ASIDE from the people that show up to places he's at in pink guy outfits and other people who've just casually followed him for years now. There's also the people that find out about him through the joji stuff and immediately discover he did comedy vids and music on youtube a few years ago but don't treat it like it's some lost ancient lore. It's basically if James stopped doing AVGN due to some health issues and focused solely on something he was able to keep doing which in that hypothetical would be rex viper i guess. I think the most weirdly obvious yet overlooked thing with "filthy frank" is the early vids had him talking like a normal-ish guy and the fact the name and his outfit and appearance is blatantly based somewhat on Frank Grimes from the simpsons.
 
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