James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[BrunoMattei]

That's a suspiciously fast upload. Last we were averaging a video every two months. The one exception was the Horse Princess video was quickly followed up with the Castlevania 2 nostalgia-bait. Now a week later we get another one? I wonder if it's just to promote the Carmen Sandiego game as the sponsor or is it to make up for not getting the views that the channel usually gets or a combination of the two?

 

[UnKillFill]

At least Doug admitted he was bald.

 

[deeman]

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Thanks for igniting a horrifying core memory inside me, remember the game Killzone? In one of the last stages, you can take control of a gun turret, and i don't know if it was only me but whenever you did and the sight changed THAT graphic showed up full screen instead... i believe i crapped my pants and after it happened some more i decided to ignore those Turrets.


And that dome of his is getting ridiculous, it took his neighbour to spoof of his hair for him to acknowledge it in that Glitch sequel, now the neighbour needs to introduce Bolfe to his shaving gear...

 

[Incompetent]

Thanks for igniting a horrifying core memory inside me

So is it too late for me to recommend Mount & Blade: Warband with its infamous face skybox glitch?

 

[Michael Bluth]

carmen sandiego is a good guy now?

 

[#lurker]

He must be getting dementia, he completely forgot about the greatest video game adaption ever made - Street Fighter.

 

[p1138]

That was fast, I was hoping it was another neighbor nerds to share with everyone, what a shitty day. I discovered filmtrek for the first time someone just the other day and man it's incredible. Such a shame such low views too.

Fuck from opening damn frame of it. I never was in the shave it club, but get real. He looks like a stuffed corpse now
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It really doesn't help that he's got old footage of himself and his old hairline contrasting in the same video. When he tilts his head forward just a couple minutes into the video you can see the back as well. He really just needs to shave that shit off.


Having a bald spot on the back is one thing, having the hairline receding is another. But when it's both so it makes it look like he's got a weird strap of hair going ear to ear across the top of his head? Time to let it go.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Video was inoffensive I guess. This means I watched it before dinner, ate, took a shower and don't remember anything about it.

 

[deeman]

It really doesn't help that he's got old footage of himself and his old hairline contrasting in the same video. When he tilts his head forward just a couple minutes into the video you can see the back as well. He really just needs to shave that shit off.
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Having a bald spot on the back is one thing, having the hairline receding is another. But when it's both so it makes it look like he's got a weird strap of hair going ear to ear across the top of his head? Time to let it go.

And worse thing is he can't really blame it on no time since he's always clean shaven in his stupid face.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

carmen sandiego is a good guy now?

That confused me too. Carmen Sandiego is a thief not a fed snitch.

 

[Michael Bluth]

overall, decent ep.

I'm actually surprised he hasn't done more of these types...NC got his own commercial series...AVGN could do one strictly for games....seems like it'd be something up his alley...low effort, no need to "play" games, mostly narration over clips

guess we'll see if it'd be worth it in a few days, if it gets a million+ views..although looking at his page, the last AVGN that did a million was blaster master...yikes.

 

[mlanguishi]

overall, decent ep.

I'm actually surprised he hasn't done more of these types...NC got his own commercial series...AVGN could do one strictly for games....seems like it'd be something up his alley...low effort, no need to "play" games, mostly narration over clips

guess we'll see if it'd be worth it in a few days, if it gets a million+ views..although looking at his page, the last AVGN that did a million was blaster master...yikes.

It had decent parts. But imagine if he'd done this early on. It's a great concept, but he's so damn l lazy he didn't even make his own parody of an old commercial. At the start I was thinking to myself will he bother to? I figured no and sure enough.

 

[BrunoMattei]

At least Doug admitted he was bald.

That's like saying "At least Hitler shot himself" that doesn't make up for anything, man.

 

[UnKillFill]

That's like saying "At least Hitler shot himself" that doesn't make up for anything, man.

I thought you were one of the few tgwtg alums who was still on good terms with Doug, what happened man?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

That confused me too. Carmen Sandiego is a thief not a fed snitch.

Not in current year. We can't let a strong woman of color be the villain when there's the patriarchy to fight.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

Thanks for igniting a horrifying core memory inside me, remember the game Killzone? In one of the last stages, you can take control of a gun turret, and i don't know if it was only me but whenever you did and the sight changed THAT graphic showed up full screen instead... i believe i crapped my pants and after it happened some more i decided to ignore those Turrets.

Hey, I remember that happening to me too! I think it's the stage when you're about to board the spaceship, but it happened as I was dismounting the turret and the game placed me inside the helghan mutt.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

carmen sandiego is a good guy now?

They have been doing that for a while now, There was a crappy Netflix show with her "backstory" that ended up revealing that the Chief shot her dad because she thought he was about to go for a gun so REALLY her being a Thief isn't her fault because she is an Orphan cause of the cops.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Halfway through and gave up, it's just so low energy and boring holy shit. I remember Nostalgia Critic did this way better and told actual jokes rather than Reaction Video level material.

 

[Travoltron]

Not in current year. We can't let a strong woman of color be the villain when there's the patriarchy to fight.

She's a POC? I only played her old games on our school's shitty old Apple IIe and she looked white to me.

 

[Shieldman]

She's a POC? I only played her old games on our school's shitty old Apple IIe and she looked white to me.

Netflix Reboot made her latina and it looks like everyone is assuming she always was.

The "Video Game Commercials" video was meh.