James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,854

An absolutely nothing Rex Viper update video (ad) and a new channel, with a new song.


It's so fucking bad. The highlight was that James said "James and Mike Mondays" in the update. That and the comments.
Ffs Dirk Diggler did a better cover of that song. Don't ever change, Bimmy, you balding turbo sped who's wife dresses him funny.
 
thought to review the material as a nerd character instead of just a random drunk dude
so basically james made the entire character you framed the rest of your post like james did nothing
People say things like "James would be bagging fries at McD if Mike hadn't come along" but don't think about what Mike would be doing right now if James hadn't come along. It goes both ways.
what IS mike doing right now all i remember is he did streaming on some site idk if it was youtube or twitch. he used to upload his own videos like reviews or tips and tricks for games or art something’s like that on cinemassacre, does he still do that kind of stuff?
 
so basically james made the entire character you framed the rest of your post like james did nothing

what IS mike doing right now all i remember is he did streaming on some site idk if it was youtube or twitch. he used to upload his own videos like reviews or tips and tricks for games or art something’s like that on cinemassacre, does he still do that kind of stuff?
Mike is twitch streaming, sometimes he streams on Youtube as well, i don't know if it's generating big bucks, i have a feeling he is a nepo baby that doesn't care, he bought a Amiga Mini just to play some games of the week. He seems to just float around
 
Mike is twitch streaming, sometimes he streams on Youtube as well, i don't know if it's generating big bucks, i have a feeling he is a nepo baby that doesn't care, he bought a Amiga Mini just to play some games of the week. He seems to just float around
Is he still with that girl... Erin was it?
 
Is he still with that girl... Erin was it?
Yes, but she is probably on Twitch, long time since i saw her on my youtube feed, i loved her Princess Tomato episode, she seems like a perfect nerdy girl for Mike, i'll have to give him that, he seems like a lucky guy if you discount his obsession with playing video games for hours and hours straight, and he probably does coke or something (there is a video of him going of cam and you hear some snorting, he goes back and just pretends nothing happened) , i have a friend just like that, he works, comes home, does drugs to be able to just play video games until it's time to crash into slumber, rince, repeat. No way a 40+ year old guy can play to that extreme.
 
Yes, but she is probably on Twitch, long time since i saw her on my youtube feed, i loved her Princess Tomato episode, she seems like a perfect nerdy girl for Mike, i'll have to give him that, he seems like a lucky guy if you discount his obsession with playing video games for hours and hours straight, and he probably does coke or something (there is a video of him going of cam and you hear some snorting, he goes back and just pretends nothing happened) , i have a friend just like that, he works, comes home, does drugs to be able to just play video games until it's time to crash into slumber, rince, repeat. No way a 40+ year old guy can play to that extreme.
James's wife: A mid-looking karen that seems to hate everything he does or like and seems to dump a lot of the raising of the kids on him.
Mike's gf: Cute geeky girl that likes games like he does.

Pretty clear who won there too.
 
fucking love avgn, but I think its time to stop when you're hairline is like that and you have 2 kids.
It's at the point that I'm shocked he hasn't just handed off the character to someone else. Like I get it's his only success and his main source of income so just killing off the character is probably out of the question, but it's clear James has zero passion for the series anymore and happily leaves literally everything besides sitting in front of the camera to someone else. The guy can't even bother to put on the right version of the shirt anymore.

There are absolutely AVGN fans out there that understand the classic formula and humor to the point they could do the series justice in James' place. Pull a Blues Clues Steve and just have the original Nerd go off to college or get sucked into a cosmic asshole or something and have a new guy take his place. SOMETHING.
 
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James doesn't need to kill the nerd or stop making videos, but he needs to evolve the character. He's been doing the same thing for years, and while it was funny watching a 20 something year old nerd lose his shit while playing old games, watching a 40 years old man trying and failing at doing the same thing it's just pathetic.
At this point, the nerd shouldn't really be angry, but more bitter/cynical and sound and look like he's done with everything while playing, you can still sound angry while doing that anyways. Etiher that, or just drop the "angry" part and focus on reviweing the games and making jokes when you can, the angry gimmick is overplayed at this point.
 

An absolutely nothing Rex Viper update video (ad) and a new channel, with a new song.


It's so fucking bad. The highlight was that James said "James and Mike Mondays" in the update. That and the comments.
I understand that it's Rex Viper and not Led Zeppelin, therefore my expectations were already low in advance – but egad, man – I could only sit through about 15 seconds of them butchering a Stan Bush classic like that. It's been about five whole years now since they tried to initially push this abhorrent project: you'd really think they would take note of the overwhelming negative feedback by now.
 
The only good thing about Rex Viper is that you get to see Bimmy do something laughably autistic like his duck stomp or autistic rock back and forth.
He also just needs to shave his head or go to Turkey and get some hair.

If he doesn't care about AVGN anymore, he should have pivoted to doing movie content.
But he puts in no effort at all anymore, he just shows up records his parts and is done.

The only reason I think he is still doing it is because when he was actually popular, Craigs wasn't paying him anything to make them and I don't think he has as much money as people think
 
James is incapable of doing anything with sincerity. Everything needs to be tongue-in-cheek, silly, and comedic, it's painful to see an adult still behaving like that.

Even his film commentaries are unserious, He's never going to review anything dramatic, it's always retarded comedies, "harrar" or monter films. I still cringe to this day when in one of his monster madness he started to argue with Mike if Schindler's List was a "harrar" film or not, and immediately said he didn't even watch it because watching serious drama films is apparently a mortal sin to James.

I fucking hate people like that. Now take his retarded rock band, it's nothing but unserious, comedic covers from daddy rock hits. James, seriously, go kill yourself. Not even music can be earnest in tone for this motherfucker? How can someone like that even live?
 
The only good thing about Rex Viper is that you get to see Bimmy do something laughably autistic like his duck stomp or autistic rock back and forth.
He also just needs to shave his head or go to Turkey and get some hair.

If he doesn't care about AVGN anymore, he should have pivoted to doing movie content.
But he puts in no effort at all anymore, he just shows up records his parts and is done.

The only reason I think he is still doing it is because when he was actually popular, Craigs wasn't paying him anything to make them and I don't think he has as much money as people think
NON avgn stuff doesn't get views.

in some of the recent non-vg/avgn stuff he's released like the kung fu vid, he seemed genuinely enthusiastic...and it "only" has 215K views.
 
My take on the Rex Diaper stuff has always been it's incredibly fucking cringe and lame but if James wants to do a terrible mid life crisis band because it makes him happy let him do it it's his channel and his career. He can do whatever he wants. Compared to completely phoning ins his last 10 years of AVGN it's far less egregious.

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