- Joined
- Sep 26, 2019
So I listened to the first two episodes of the podcast and for the most part, enjoyed them. The Slobs™ seem like guys I knew growing up, so they're easy for me to listen to and that's all I really want out of a podcast. Just don't be obnoxious and say retarded shit and I'm happy. I would listen to a podcast from any of you guys just telling stories from your life and talking about your day and I'd probably be happy. That being said, it's remarkably difficult to find ones that don't veer into that territory, with how many I've dropped over the years from the hosts getting progressively more and more woke and having tardrage fits over the outrage porn du jour.
Or, in The Dick Show's case, how it turned into a weird butthurt spitefest against specifically Null because Dick got so butthurt that Null wanted nothing to do with Digibro, because Digibro is an open pedophile. That just led Dick into spending the last entire year vigorously defending pedophiles, including having one guy on who isn't known for anything but being an open pedophile, rebooting Biggest Problem with a guy who makes pedo "jokes" on Twitter and then unironically mentioned that he lives next to a preschool, and is now currently simping for Isabella Janke, insisting she did nothing wrong and is trying desperately to get her on the show.
So compared to that, it's pretty good, finally gives me a new Tuesday show to migrate to.
Some notes from episode 2:
And I like hearing about them discuss their creative programs, how Final Cut X sucks and how James had to move to Adobe Premiere which is much better and how much a pain in the ass green screen can be, that's fun and interesting to me and it's very rare to ever hear people that aren't woke faggots discussing creating digital art. So there you go, it's something to listen to while you're doing yard work or driving around or whatever mundane thing you gotta git dun day-to-day.
All I ask is that the hosts not be preachy or pedophiles, and apparently that's a tall order, but Cinemassacre does neither and I'm happy
Or, in The Dick Show's case, how it turned into a weird butthurt spitefest against specifically Null because Dick got so butthurt that Null wanted nothing to do with Digibro, because Digibro is an open pedophile. That just led Dick into spending the last entire year vigorously defending pedophiles, including having one guy on who isn't known for anything but being an open pedophile, rebooting Biggest Problem with a guy who makes pedo "jokes" on Twitter and then unironically mentioned that he lives next to a preschool, and is now currently simping for Isabella Janke, insisting she did nothing wrong and is trying desperately to get her on the show.
So compared to that, it's pretty good, finally gives me a new Tuesday show to migrate to.
Some notes from episode 2:
- Kieran talked about some sketch comedy show he watched on Netflix that's made up of stuff SNL rejected. Already a pretty horrific pitch there, considering SNL is pretty well known to be a horrible show, but he goes on to crack up while explaining this one sketch he loved. The sketch involved a guy going into a place and insisting that the last time he was there, the door opened both ways, while the person at that place said "uh, no, it only opens one way". So then the guy proceeds to force the door open the wrong way, breaking it off of its hinges, and there you go, it opens both ways now. Kieran went into much more detail than that, of course, but man, that's such an elementary joke. And that's what made him laugh so hard, that's his selling point for this show? No wonder the AVGN sucks now.
- James mentioned he never got used to memory cards, and even to this day they confound him. It's one thing to be tech-illiterate, but it's just sad to hear someone who only just turned 40 flat-out bewildered by a video game thing we all comprehended during our childhoods. Memory cards haven't even been a thing for like over a decade now. I'm all but certain James is mildly retarded now.
- Kieran later talked about how MacOS didn't automatically log you out when you closed the browser but didn't quit properly, so a friend of his used a public computer at their college or something, saw someone who had left their eBay account logged in, and ordered a bulk supply of like 5,000 rubber nipples for baby bottles. That was pretty funny.
- Justin accidentally ate a pot brownie once and 45 minutes later he was in another dimension, lol
And I like hearing about them discuss their creative programs, how Final Cut X sucks and how James had to move to Adobe Premiere which is much better and how much a pain in the ass green screen can be, that's fun and interesting to me and it's very rare to ever hear people that aren't woke faggots discussing creating digital art. So there you go, it's something to listen to while you're doing yard work or driving around or whatever mundane thing you gotta git dun day-to-day.
All I ask is that the hosts not be preachy or pedophiles, and apparently that's a tall order, but Cinemassacre does neither and I'm happy
