Jan 2019 Megan Schroeder interview

[Metatarsupial]

What do you think the chances are of going to the city she lives, 'accidentally' running into her, making friends, and then hooking up?

Attach a bullseye please.

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

if every dude that did that as a teenager was wiped from existence society wouldn't even exist. we have cuneiform texts about a guy failing to get laid as a young adult.

the difference is that obviously most people find other women and hit it off better. everyone has rolled a 1 when hitting on someone.

I mean, yeah, but also no. Rolling a 1 is just being a dumbass. We've all done that. Shecameforcwc.jpg is a whole symphony of terrible decisions, each of which is worse than the other.

I mean we've all been 17 and rubbed one out thinking from Caroline in history class or whatever, but that's not nearly as phenomenally spergtastic as that.

 

[Terrorist]

Interesting how chill she is about the whole thing. Seems like she's forgiven him more or less. "Good friendship" is way more generous than I expected her to be after the falling out, but that was more than 10 years ago.

Also that she knows what a we.en is...guess we rubbed off on her?

The guy was a dork but idk what more you could ask her at this point. I would've just asked her for some funny Chris anecdotes, personally. I wish the "Chris Chan vs the Internet" guy would release what he has already, seems a bit juicier than this.

 

[Maxliam]

Interesting how chill she is about the whole thing. Seems like she's forgiven him more or less. "Good friendship" is way more generous than I expected her to be after the falling out, but that was more than 10 years ago.

Also that she knows what a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME is...guess we rubbed off on her?

The guy was a dork but idk what more you could ask her at this point. I would've just asked her for some funny Chris anecdotes, personally. I wish the "Chris Chan vs the Internet" guy would release what he has already, seems a bit juicier than this.

To be honest, that's how most shit goes down with people. You sort of mellow out as you get older. And it's clear Chris is very very mentally unstable so she probably pities him more than anything.

 

[PrussiansMarchingOn1819]

A short and sweet interview, I think Chris got her stuff maybe she couldn't get online or didn't want to have a history of it popping up in the near future. Didn't she have an interest of Wehrmacht/ Nazi stuff in his younger days?

 

[Phanto]

If Chris didn't act like a total dumbass, he and Megan would've gotten married by now since they actually both have chemistry!

 

[KhorneFlakes]

A short and sweet interview, I think Chris got her stuff maybe she couldn't get online or didn't want to have a history of it popping up in the near future. Didn't she have an interest of Wehrmacht/ Nazi stuff in his younger days?

I always thought she was kinda cute, but this just makes her pure waifu material