Janitor Duties - Who gets to mop the sludge that DSP produces?

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Just bumping this. I posted a thread on TTS about this issue, it was established that the sub needed a janitor and I expressed interest in the position. Whether it happens or not is fine for me, I’m just offering to help since I’m around kinda all the time until I get a call for a job. If you guys still need the help I’m available @neger psykolog. If not just let me know and we’ll just go on with the status quo.
 
thebonesauce said:
Just bumping this. I posted a thread on TTS about this issue, it was established that the sub needed a janitor and I expressed interest in the position. Whether it happens or not is fine for me, I’m just offering to help since I’m around kinda all the time until I get a call for a job. If you guys still need the help I’m available @neger psykolog. If not just let me know and we’ll just go on with the status quo.
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Getting a fancy chat badge won’t help you get your dick wet, goddamn.

I’m starting to reconsider my position stating that this forum is no worse than any other. Some thirsty niggas around here. But thanks for the update on your quest to do it for free. In honor of your imminent promotion, here’s some poetry:

Janny like the stiffy, yuh
Janny like the dicky, yuh
Janny like the tendy, yuh
Janny has no friendy, yuh

Or whatever the hot memes are for those brave men who do it for nothing except the thrill of mopping up the jizz of others having fun.
 
I couldn’t care less about a badge. Putting a target on my chest isn’t something I’m craving and the fact that I’m on KiwiFarms in the first place pretty much guarantees I won’t get my dick wet.

Just offering my services to help out my dude.
 
Commander Keen said:
Getting a fancy chat badge won’t help you get your dick wet, goddamn.
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We were just trynna help, dude.

But then communication went silent on their end, and now we don't know what they're thinking.

So we're just letting anyone interested know, since there is this dedicated thread here, that it's out of our hands at the moment.
 
I mean, god forbid we offer to help the site that I’ve been frequenting and getting entertainment from. I must be autistic for wanting to give back to a place that offers entertainment with some really funny and insightful people. It’s humorous that someone would try to make me feel bad about that. *sigh*
 
thebonesauce said:
I mean, god forbid we offer to help the site that I’ve been frequenting and getting entertainment from. I must be autistic for wanting to give back to a place that offers entertainment with some really funny and insightful people. It’s humorous that someone would try to make me feel bad about that. *sigh*
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I already think you’re a fag, there’s no need to continue confirming it.
 
jesus, can people just focus on phil and his dumbass adventures instead of worrying about wtf detractors do, who gives a shit about someone who watches phil or touches the poo. you fkin do you. christ people
 
Commander Keen said:
Getting a fancy chat badge won’t help you get your dick wet, goddamn.

I’m starting to reconsider my position stating that this forum is no worse than any other. Some thirsty niggas around here. But thanks for the update on your quest to do it for free. In honor of your imminent promotion, here’s some poetry:

Janny like the stiffy, yuh
Janny like the dicky, yuh
Janny like the tendy, yuh
Janny has no friendy, yuh

Or whatever the hot memes are for those brave men who do it for nothing except the thrill of mopping up the jizz of others having fun.
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Commander Keen said:
I already think you’re a fag, there’s no need to continue confirming it.
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Watch the edge one this guy, we got an internet badass here.
 
Guys! What are we even doing here? We fight each other for centuries at least half a page and nobody even remembers what caused it. What's happening to us? Look at us and ask yourself if it's even worth losing your home and loved ones any dignity. Can't we just agree on our similarities? We all dislike Phil Burnell. Yeah, you know him, we all know him and he's a disgust without disguise.
So let's keep yourselfs together and fight for our shared right to actually shut the fuck up and not be a bitch about a forum on the internet, as every forum needs a supervisor or else shit like this happens.

This post works best if you read it in the highlands of Scotland.
 
Im happy to be a tard wrangler around these parts (i do it irl enough) just so people dont shit up threads. I want to enjoy my dsp without too much tism
 
DarkSoulsPhil said:
Im happy to be a tard wrangler around these parts (i do it irl enough) just so people dont shit up threads. I want to enjoy my dsp without too much tism
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Aaaahnestly when I think about it, I would also raise my hand to clean the floor. Kahman, as Neger proved you can quit whenever you want and there is no obligation to turn autistic all of a sudden. So I can infiltrate the Kiwifarm from the inside for the glory of Phil. Eh, I mean, not infiltrate from the inside, yes.

I'm actually quite experienced in observing people's vocal turds (translation: being a mod) and I constantly go to this subforum to satisfy my autism anyway, so there's that.
However you all have to learn German and my new pronunciation is "Fuehrer".
Klingt gut?
 
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Wurstbrot said:
Aaaahnestly when I think about it, I would also raise my hand to clean the floor. Kahman, as Neger proved you can quit whenever you want and there is no obligation to turn autistic all of a sudden. So I can infiltrate the Kiwifarm from the inside for the glory of Phil. Eh, I mean, not infiltrate from the inside, yes.

I'm actually quite experienced in observing people's vocal turds (translation: being a mod) and I constantly go to this subforum to satisfy my autism anyway, so there's that.
However you all have to learn German and my new pronunciation is "Fuehrer".
Klingt gut?
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We can play this game. I also volunteer to be a moderator, but I want my fancy badge to say “Duke of New York, A Number One”. I promise to do absolutely nothing unless i think of something humorous. Or at least something I think is humorous. Like merging random threads and deleting informative posts. I also promise to only post in haiku during my stint as Duke of New York until I’m banned and make another account.
 
Commander Keen said:
I want my fancy badge to say “Duke of New York, A Number One”.
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I see what you did there, lololol. :lit:

Commander Keen said:
Janny like the stiffy, yuh
Janny like the dicky, yuh
Janny like the tendy, yuh
Janny has no friendy, yuh
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This made me laugh too.

Aside from that, you're being a dick for no apparent reason. Why?

This is the most reviled wing of the Kiwi asylum & despite (/because of) my participation in it, I absolutely can understand why. I don't really see anyone else stepping up to take on this nightmare machine, & since the only member who is, has never been a shitposter or a problem anywhere I've ever run into him around here, I don't see the point in shitting on him for it.

I'm not saying this to rile you up, my dude. I just don't get it.
 
Wurstbrot said:
Aaaahnestly when I think about it, I would also raise my hand to clean the floor. Kahman, as Neger proved you can quit whenever you want and there is no obligation to turn autistic all of a sudden. So I can infiltrate the Kiwifarm from the inside for the glory of Phil. Eh, I mean, not infiltrate from the inside, yes.

I'm actually quite experienced in observing people's vocal turds (translation: being a mod) and I constantly go to this subforum to satisfy my autism anyway, so there's that.
However you all have to learn German and my new pronunciation is "Fuehrer".
Klingt gut?
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Jawohl, mein Feuhrer. Das klingt gut :semperfidelis:
 
Nurse Ratchet said:
I see what you did there, lololol. :lit:



This made me laugh too.

Aside from that, you're being a dick for no apparent reason. Why?

This is the most reviled wing of the Kiwi asylum & despite (/because of) my participation in it, I absolutely can understand why. I don't really see anyone else stepping up to take on this nightmare machine, & since the only member who is, has never been a shitposter or a problem anywhere I've ever run into him around here, I don't see the point in shitting on him for it.

I'm not saying this to rile you up, my dude. I just don't get it.
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I’ve been on the internet for a relatively long long time. I was one of the original newfags (the eternal September), so I’ve seen enough to be able to identify patterns of behavior of members of online communities. Thus, whenever I see someone actively campaigning for mod status I know that someone is likely a jackass and a bad egg.

Do whatever you want, it’s no concern of mine. Just don’t be surprised if the dude turns out to be a crappy janitor and just wants fake internet respect stemming from his fake internet badge of office.
 
Commander Keen said:
I’ve been on the internet for a relatively long long time. I was one of the original newfags (the eternal September), so I’ve seen enough to be able to identify patterns of behavior of members of online communities. Thus, whenever I see someone actively campaigning for mod status I know that someone is likely a jackass and a bad egg.

Do whatever you want, it’s no concern of mine. Just don’t be surprised if the dude turns out to be a crappy janitor and just wants fake internet respect stemming from his fake internet badge of office.
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i agree with this, been involved in many systems and usually (keyword) a person wanting a position of power ends up abusing it. but no reason to go gung ho about it
 
Commander Keen said:
I’ve been on the internet for a relatively long long time. I was one of the original newfags (the eternal September), so I’ve seen enough to be able to identify patterns of behavior of members of online communities. Thus, whenever I see someone actively campaigning for mod status I know that someone is likely a jackass and a bad egg.

Do whatever you want, it’s no concern of mine. Just don’t be surprised if the dude turns out to be a crappy janitor and just wants fake internet respect stemming from his fake internet badge of office.
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People, mod this man. He uses the internet for a long time and reads peoples minds. This is an unfair advantage and not allowed. Cheating hack.
So glad people who do not want to be a janitor are in no way shape or form jackasses or bad eggs.

(btw, count me out of this. I changed my opinion for personal reasons)
 
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