Culture Japan declares victory in effort to end government use of floppy disks


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Taro Kono speaks during a debate session held by Japan National Press Club September 18, 2021 in Tokyo, Japan.

TOKYO, July 3 (Reuters) - Japan's government has finally eliminated the use of floppy disks in all its systems, two decades since their heyday, reaching a long-awaited milestone in a campaign to modernise the bureaucracy.

By the middle of last month, the Digital Agency had scrapped all 1,034 regulations governing their use, except for one environmental stricture related to vehicle recycling.

"We have won the war on floppy disks on June 28!" Digital Minister Taro Kono, who has been vocal about wiping out fax machines and other analogue technology in government, told Reuters in a statement on Wednesday.

The Digital Agency was set up during the COVID-19 pandemic in 2021, when a scramble to roll out nationwide testing and vaccination revealed that the government still relied on paper filing and outdated technology.

A charismatic figure with 2.5 million followers on X, Kono formerly headed the defence and foreign ministries as well as the COVID vaccine deployment, taking up his current role in August 2022 after a failed bid to become prime minister.

Japan's digitisation effort has run into numerous snags, however. A contact-tracing app flopped during the pandemic and adoption of the government's My Number digital identification card has been slower than it hoped, amid repeated data mishaps.




Return to tradition. 💾 💾 💾
 
Victory?

So they are now going to be hooked on millions of microsoft 365 and cloud subscriptions like every single Western country in the world. With constant flashing startup screens containing fat women, niggers and troons, bloated spyware updates and retarded AI features. Those floppy disk PC and fax machines enjoyers will lose their shit once they realize it was peak technology keeping it together. RIP Japan.
 
Notice how they didn't say anything about zip disks. Those shifty bureaucrats.
Or magneto-optical disks, for that matter:
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Out of all the floppy disk alternatives, these were the most reliable. They were really popular in Japan too, as a long-term enterprise-grade storage solution (and also held out the longest, with Sony discontinuing production only in 2015). And yes, minidisc is a derivative of this technology.
Also they were the only ones to receive a successor that is still available today.
All of you are fucking ancient i had to Google search wtf is zip drives and jazz drives. Wtf nigga hide your power level
I'd say the age of an average KF user is somewhere around the 30s. The "all kiwi farmers are 18yo basement dweller children" meme is just that, a meme.
 
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I love floppy disks... they are just as good as CDs they just don't hold as much... as good as DVDs but they don't hold as much... they are the same quality... Am I right?
 
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