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I've decided to take the time out of my day to watch Jared's latest channel and see if I can find any fun cawntent to post.

A lot of his videos are just typical Jared, ranting and saying stupid shit on whatever crosses his mind but here are a few I found funny


In this video, Jared gushes at how much he loves pushing the sled around at the gym. He recounts a time when he used to lift dumbells while on the treadmill. His father made him a makeshift sled.
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In this video, Jared opens the video with dancing to a black man singing. He goes on Plenty of Fish (dating website) to hunt for single black women. Jared makes extremely unfunny jokes while farting but it's honestly so unfunny, it makes it somewhat funny.

Jared makes a few jabs about a fat chick and makes fun of her weight. Now, I typically wouldn't care for someone to call someone else fat on the internet but coming from the overweight pedophile that has a fitness channel that barely uploads fitness content is a bit ironic. For 3 minutes, he makes fun of every single woman that pops up on his screen.

There's one woman who has the bio of "married | single | looking for fun", Jared harps on this woman for a minute straight talking shit then likes the photo. However, it doesn't allow him to like the profile because the account is popular.
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Jared gets a black "passable tran"(s)" and likes the profile.
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Jared likes a overweight black woman
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okay, this one looks like a straight up guy
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Macreedy_ said:
just saw him post this. I hate how often he does community posts, but i want him to continue dumping TMI.
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Jared talks about the MamaMax drama
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lol
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Jared spergs about Kid Wizard (pornstar who made a multi-video series on Jared)
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Jared opens up the video with his tard glasses, tells a story from 8th grade on how he totally kicked someone's ass
 
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Not much milk on Jared nowadays, the thread made on him is a little too late. No offense OP but Jared isn't raging or saying how much he's going to slash Krist's throat anymore. Although if this OP were to be published I would add a few more things like the eternal slapfight between him and Krist, how he lost his most well known channel AlphaGenesis by playing porn to fuck with Shabisky who was restreaming him at the time, and how he sees Cyrax as a legitamate friend for quite awhile.
 
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Jared aycuck the morbidly obese greasy retard finally has a thread dedicated to him. Praise be to OP and his proficient work to this thread! For a rather obscure lolcow, this guy has been highly amusing for all the wrong reasons and i'm glad he finally has a solidified place on the farms. I have to admit that a favourite situation of mine in regards to Jared was when he decided to play on a sketchy website and recieved a virus afterwards, illuminating his blank understanding of technology and emulators, i'm sure someone has a clip of it somewhere
 
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sorry for the double-post, but jared is back on Twitter now known as X:
https://x.com/GenesisJar2996 (Archive) & (2nd Archive).
he has been uploading quite frequently:
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soft guy era has now begun: video Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/f_PzBhOAacU
strange happenings: video Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/1dEg5pOfPzE
atheists are stupid people, avoid at all costs: video Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/dW6Ac63W1kA
reviewtechUSA quits again let's discuss: video Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/UHe3AqPaxEU
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Channel update: video Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/6tNzACdAooM
getting lost, yet again. video Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/h5fO_zmK91E

seamore buns Archive: https://preservetube.com/channel/UCL68Etmi4bxvdgc-MiY8xXw
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Jared Genesis Archive: https://preservetube.com/channel/UCXZg5Zliumzf_AT_0mwlY7Q
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smegma unlimited Archive: https://preservetube.com/channel/UC0-txZbJ554gN7mktl5D0pg
punkrock Jared Archive: https://preservetube.com/channel/UC6_PSwlFqPrDfDMvXyEs2Ig
also, i think he put ben from drunken peasants dox in his channel description:
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steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198983363100 (Archive & (2nd Archive & backup Archive).
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