Jason Blaha / JuggernautfitnessTV

HAhah our boi Hemmingway. I was wondering if he had ever been on here. Not that any one cares but Mancookie left him after he depleted her entire savings, then locked her out of the house and refused to return her possessions. She was sleeping in her car at one point but seems to have bounced back on her feet and left the internet entirely.

He killed his dog though the story keeps changing about how. At first it was internet trolls poisoned the dog, then it was he locked it in the bedroom and it starved, then it was the dog got out and ran into traffic. No one knows the tuth but given that Nova was the only likeable thing in any of Jason's videos people were pissed. As of this post, his channel is in a freefall losing viewers and subscribers steadily, Still fat, still useless.

Edit: and he's struggling to keep subscribers, pandering to his gay following. Doing suggestive stuff, good mornings (essentially bending over with a barbell on your back) with ass to the camera, prancing around in women's shorts...
 
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12 Inch Taint said:
HAhah our boi Hemmingway. I was wondering if he had ever been on here. Not that any one cares but Mancookie left him after he depleted her entire savings, then locked her out of the house and refused to return her possessions. She was sleeping in her car at one point but seems to have bounced back on her feet and left the internet entirely.

He killed his dog though the story keeps changing about how. At first it was internet trolls poisoned the dog, then it was he locked it in the bedroom and it starved, then it was the dog got out and ran into traffic. No one knows the tuth but given that Nova was the only likeable thing in any of Jason's videos people were pissed. As of this post, his channel is in a freefall losing viewers and subscribers steadily, Still fat, still useless.

Edit: and he's struggling to keep subscribers, pandering to his gay following. Doing suggestive stuff, good mornings (essentially bending over with a barbell on your back) with ass to the camera, prancing around in women's shorts...
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Well he got the religious girl right?What if he is just trying to impress that hot new priest?
 
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Francis Dollarhyde said:
Well he got the religious girl right?What if he is just trying to impress that hot new priest?
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Eh, they may have hooked up but within weeks of meeting she's pregnant by someone else and had nothing to do with Couch (still going through her divorce iirc) She was pestered by some trolls and denied dating Jason, says they were introduced and hung out once.
Jason is my personal cow. He is such an endlessly spewing shit heap.
 
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Hello. I see that you guys have a Blaha thread going on here. I heard about this guy from this video:
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The Legend of Jason Blaha

(NON-NEGOTIABLE) You ask, and you shall receive ;) This was a highly requested video topic. No long winded analysis video today guys, just a story about a ma...
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I saw that it wasn't posted or talked about here, so I thought it might be of some interest to you guys.
 
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12 Inch Taint said:
Eh, they may have hooked up but within weeks of meeting she's pregnant by someone else and had nothing to do with Couch (still going through her divorce iirc) She was pestered by some trolls and denied dating Jason, says they were introduced and hung out once.
Jason is my personal cow. He is such an endlessly spewing shit heap.
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I stopped looking at Jason as soon as he went on the "just trolling with the specops snatch and grabs guize" spree. Fell off the wagon when Carrot Cookie stopped giving juice about the split up. Now Jason is just sad it seems. Not a lot of happenings anymore.
 
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wazimu said:
Necro thread but this guy looks tiny next to the fat predator poachers Alex guy. Gives some insight to what male fitness cows are really like.
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Shit. I'm guessing the halcyon days of Blaha are long gone. Maybe one day, after covid has been tamed to common flu levels, and the plebs can touch grass without social distance mandates, Blaha will come out as a member of super spec ops, and claim his true glory.
 
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non negotiable he will shoot you, legally, "TEGSUS LAAAAHHW" style.
 
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justhereforments said:
This probably won't ever get a reply but does anyone know what happened to FitMisc? I refused to join the autistic discord trolling.
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From what I've read on the delraymisfitsboard, 6 or 7 months ago it got cyberattacked and went down. It came back up for a little bit but apparently the site was broken, if you tried to register you wouldn't get a confirmation email, stuff like that. Many prominent posters left for discords. From what I remember the final nail in the coffin was mod drama, the main mod let some girl moderate and got a bunch of backlash and then closed the site. There was also some drama with this guy they were saying was a pedophile on r/fitmiscSucks.
Fitmisc closing down led to Blaha starting streaming again, he even directly stated that his trolls had given up. This is a post he made after the site went down.
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A couple months back Blaha posted a picture of his scale on Facebook, accidentally showing his dick in the reflection. Pictures attached, view at own risk. NSFW obviously.
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His response on facebook.
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There's a bunch of stuff posted on the misfits board that I think I'm going to try to archive here, most notably his leaked chats with this weird girl bodybuilder he met online where he explains how he wants to be fucked in the ass by a guy she picks out.
 
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