Lolcow Jason Genova - Failed bodybuilder, Star Wars enthusiast and massive sperg

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Janoy's Last Rep said:
He dated one for a short while too.
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It was actually even funnier than simply dating. Eventually it came out that this tranny Jazmine only got together with Jason because he (Jazmine) wanted to get back at his ex Wesley (Jason's coath bajillion years ago). And was hoping that by getting with Jason, Jason would put Order 66 Wesley (secondary objective seems to have been getting some money from Jason for new tits). Also Jason's current coath at that time, coath Jonny was exposed for trying to slide into DMs of Jazmine, that was pretty much the end of it and that whole tranny saga was forgotten relatively quickly.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
I think I remember him posting one of these from a few weeks back. His BMI was somewhere around 32%
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Hi BMI seems to be yoyoing around 35, and his weight around 230.

I suspect Jason will be involved in the next Beat Pyjamas competition. Maybe there'll be a separate "Beat the Spaniard" subcompetition
 
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I started re-watching the Delray Misfits videos from the beginning and I had forgotten how much of a nosedive the videos would take each time Jason shows up (this is before the more extreme personalities like Lenny and Jay would be in the videos). Every moment he is on camera, he does exclusively one of the following:
- Talks about how low his bodyfat is (always a lie) or how low he is going to go (never happened)
- Measures his bodyfat with the electrical measuring device over and over until he gets the result he's happy with
- Flexes his arms and/or stomach and admires himself in the mirrors
- If he is not being filmed at a given moment, pesters Andrew over and over to start filming him for his videos or take pictures of him posing
- Stares at his phone watching his own videos/pictures or talking about views and subscribers he is going to get for his next video
- Generally when he's not the center of attention, starts saying random stuff or just making noises until others pay attention to him

When it's just guys like Richard, Saul, Chuck, Mike, Will, etc hanging out in the gym it's kind of wholesome and everybody seems to have a good time, but every single time Jason rolls up, he just tries to make everything about himself and doesn't stop until he is given the attention he wants.
 
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Devil's Avocado said:
I started re-watching the Delray Misfits videos from the beginning and I had forgotten how much of a nosedive the videos would take each time Jason shows up (this is before the more extreme personalities like Lenny and Jay would be in the videos). Every moment he is on camera, he does exclusively one of the following:
- Talks about how low his bodyfat is (always a lie) or how low he is going to go (never happened)
- Measures his bodyfat with the electrical measuring device over and over until he gets the result he's happy with
- Flexes his arms and/or stomach and admires himself in the mirrors
- If he is not being filmed at a given moment, pesters Andrew over and over to start filming him for his videos or take pictures of him posing
- Stares at his phone watching his own videos/pictures or talking about views and subscribers he is going to get for his next video
- Generally when he's not the center of attention, starts saying random stuff or just making noises until others pay attention to him

When it's just guys like Richard, Saul, Chuck, Mike, Will, etc hanging out in the gym it's kind of wholesome and everybody seems to have a good time, but every single time Jason rolls up, he just tries to make everything about himself and doesn't stop until he is given the attention he wants.
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Jason absolutely has his hilarious moments, usually most of them are undocument/poorly documented as they happened on livestreams or social media. For the most part, he's a necessary evil, a conduit for the misfits, and a lightning rod for ments. There's a reason why the death of the misfits followed pretty soon after Jason dropped dead (unfortunately).
Without Jason teaming up with Rat Prick to make the My Storie videos, we wouldn't have any idea who any of the misfits are
 
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Polska krowa said:
Jason absolutely has his hilarious moments, usually most of them are undocument/poorly documented as they happened on livestreams or social media. For the most part, he's a necessary evil, a conduit for the misfits, and a lightning rod for ments. There's a reason why the death of the misfits followed pretty soon after Jason dropped dead (unfortunately).
Without Jason teaming up with Rat Prick to make the My Storie videos, we wouldn't have any idea who any of the misfits are
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I agree that there have been some pretty legendary ments and he helped the Misfit videos gain traction, but at the same time, he just takes all the wholesomeness out of the DRM videos. Like he is such a charisma black hole that everybody else in the vicinity just starts rolling their eyes, being like "whatever" when he's around.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
It was actually even funnier than simply dating. Eventually it came out that this tranny Jazmine only got together with Jason because he (Jazmine) wanted to get back at his ex Wesley (Jason's coath bajillion years ago). And was hoping that by getting with Jason, Jason would put Order 66 Wesley (secondary objective seems to have been getting some money from Jason for new tits). Also Jason's current coath at that time, coath Jonny was exposed for trying to slide into DMs of Jazmine, that was pretty much the end of it and that whole tranny saga was forgotten relatively quickly.
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Reminded me of the DRM women they used to make testosterone clit jokes about. Did any of them ever end up doing onlyfans or something? They were weird women who seemed to both like and hate the cameras attention. They seemed like the type to do porn to get boob jobs once they lose their natural ones.
 
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