Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[potato sack]

Same energy,

contrasted as teh autistic doctor is competent

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Speaking of programming, it just dawned on me that no one bothered to write Javascript versions of the Python code used to solve some of the ARG puzzles when those puzzles all involve having the browser console open anyway. Odd.

Python is oddly popular among trannies larping as coders, while javascript familiarity will usually come from people with actual jobs. Not sure what starts the divide, might have something to do with Python just being popular as a tool language in a lot of college programs that aren't software specific, whereas if you know C#/Java from the business world, Javascript is just its retarded cousin, its basically the same syntax.

Multiple irrelevant pieces of the puzzle and a leap to Edgar Allan Poe from Edgar which is purely to tie "dwad" to the title of a poem and somehow a cipher being used in another story is forced to be relevant because, "the idea of using a cipher combines with the theme of the ARG."

That is fascinatingly bad. I hate ARG's that rely on wild logical leaps like that, I prefer puzzles that are relatively internally solved. Bonus points if the dead bits of data floating around can be solved into a potentially conflicting or even branching resolution. But that's all waaaaaay beyond Jasons basic capabilities.

 

[Luecke]

I hate ARG's that rely on wild logical leaps like that, I prefer puzzles that are relatively internally solved.

But where is the fun if you dont check the binary code of a random png file. Search the logirithmic function for it on gag.com. Reverse the code128 and enter that code in a picture generator

You just dont get it…. Thats on you, bud…

 

[Internet-Denizen]

That's why Khronos was always careful to call himself a lawyer.

I recall him on one of Mald's streams in late 2024 saying "I'm... *long pause* the kind of lawyer you can look up on a list." Which was an absolutely bizarre way to phrase it. Really went out of his way not to specify solicitor.

 

[Facom]

Someone has made a PirateSoftware memecoin rugpull

https://web3.bitget.com/en/swap/sol/BPTCkt67XFTXmChNKzBcqsuHD9AXC1CHrXg7HL1boop

Edit:
For people thinking I made this or some shit, it's the 1st thing that comes up when you search PirateSoftware on Twitter. I just stumbled across it

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Someone has made a PirateSoftware memecoin rugpull
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https://web3.bitget.com/en/swap/sol/BPTCkt67XFTXmChNKzBcqsuHD9AXC1CHrXg7HL1boop

was it you

 

[Facom]

was it you

I fucking wish

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Khronos has, at least once that I know of, claimed to have been a solicitor, but none of his story adds up. Being a solicitor is hard work, it is an expensive and long process to attain the title and it pays well. You don't give that up to end up being a shitty janny for Maldo. Khronos's antics have been logged in previous pages, but he was likely, at most, a legal assistant for a solicitor's firm who couldn't hack it.

I'm pretty sure Khronos works/worked for the Citizen's Advice Bureau. They certainly give legal advice, but they're not practitioners - it usually extends to housing disputes and basic civil shit like that, "know your rights" type stuff.

I imagine you'd need a law degree of some kind to work there, but it's well below the paygrade of anyone who can actually practice law. Funnily enough, he fits right in with Mald insofar as he massively overstates his credentials and experience... except in Khronos' case it's a LARP that can get you into massive fucking trouble.

 

[Hit Squad]

I'm pretty sure Khronos works/worked for the Citizen's Advice Bureau. They certainly give legal advice, but they're not practitioners - it usually extends to housing disputes and basic civil shit like that, "know your rights" type stuff.

I imagine you'd need a law degree of some kind to work there, but it's well below the paygrade of anyone who can actually practice law. Funnily enough, he fits right in with Mald insofar as he massively overstates his credentials and experience... except in Khronos' case it's a LARP that can get you into massive fucking trouble.

The Citizens Advice Bureau does exactly what is in the title, they advise. If someone has a law degree, they would likely not be working at a CAB.

One of the lies that Khronos put out there was that he left his solicitor firm because they were 'greedy corpos' and went to the CAB to help the little man. But the CAB does not provide legal services. They point you in the direction of legal aid or possible pro-bono lawyers like this. The CAB will liaise with law firms that can represent you, they don't represent you themselves (CAB vs Law Centre).

If Khronos had been a solicitor and he wanted to help the little people, he would have joined a Law Centre to utilise his training. But he didn't, because he never was one. Like his new master, the dude is a fraud.

Someone has made a PirateSoftware memecoin rugpull
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https://web3.bitget.com/en/swap/sol/BPTCkt67XFTXmChNKzBcqsuHD9AXC1CHrXg7HL1boop

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Edit:
For people thinking I made this or some shit, it's the 1st thing that comes up when you search PirateSoftware on Twitter. I just stumbled across it
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Oh how the mighty have fallen. From a paragon of wholesome content to the unwitting face of a scam coin.

"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
No thing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Shelley

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

The best bit of the chronos law saga was how they both dropped their bluster and smuggery the second that chad pro bono guy stepped in

 

[tarzor]

>mald crouches to grab a book to recommend
>mentions it's "well worn" as he's showing the cover
>looks pristine

obligatory mushroom input; poser adjacent:


yes even at 4k these fucking retards cant edit at a 4k bitrate
not superb angles, but i'll tell you right now if youre out and about looking for mushrooms and actually using the book to identify shit, youre creasing and dirtying that motherfucker constantly and you'd be able to tell it's used. this looks like it was just bought and it's still shiny/barely touched. (this a mushroom book btw)
i can confirm it's 100% this book. (look at bottom logo of spine, yellow text towards bottom of spine, images show the pliability of trade paperback <most likely purchased here, also image source>):


what shaye really did was pull her phone out to use an app to identify shit, cause there's only 2 times that i saw the book in frame and it's never open to showcase the usefulness. ( its very satisfying to identify so wtf gives )
source: (timestamp) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWEZsb-YlEU&t=444s [previously archived]

 

[tarzor]

"I'm... *long pause* the kind of lawyer you can look up on a list

yea the fucking epstein list, dude looks like he grew up on st james island

 

[ArisenShitman]

Did he address why he deleted all his VODs yet?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Archive

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Mald's game jam exists to make himself look superior to his audience which is why bad games are picked to win, it makes his amateur audience feel better about themselves while also making Mald look like a more competent developer and a benevolent deity getting people into game dev

Thankfully barely anyone is actually participating in his jam now compared to the previous ones and it'll certainly only get worse, but I doubt he'll be running another one after this terrible showing

 

[tarzor]

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game jam is kill
eve is btfo
aoc is btfo
wow is btfo
vods are kill
tax deductions are kill
dmca is selfkill
credentials are kill
sponsorships are fled
career is kill
empire is collapse
ferrets are cope
skg is win
usda is inbound
wa law is lurking

whats next... you decide!

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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I think disabling community voting is generally a good idea so I will disagree here.
Too much fuckery can happen if you let randos vote. Especially if money is involved.
But his mod team I don't trust either.

You're a dumb nigger retard either way if you go into this and do his Jam so zero sympathy for this faggot.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I think disabling community voting is generally a good idea so I will disagree here.
Too much fuckery can happen if you let randos vote. Especially if money is involved.
But his mod team I don't trust either.

You're a dumb nigger retard either way if you go into this and do his Jam so zero sympathy for this faggot.

Iirc money as a prize only happened once shortly after he exploded in popularity. The prize since then have only been money to publish your game on steam (100usd) and a badge to put on your steam page and some other worthless trivial shit. Could be wrong on the times of actual prize money being handed out but yes, our so called 'thor' is actually a jew

 

[BadTanMan]

Not sure what starts the divide, might have something to do with Python just being popular as a tool language in a lot of college programs that aren't software specific, whereas if you know C#/Java from the business world, Javascript is just its retarded cousin, its basically the same syntax.

Python is one of the easiest languages to learn, so that's why it's pushed so much in college/uni. The syntax is very easy to understand because it is dynamical typed and has a high level of abstraction. You don't have to declare data types, deal with pointers or go through all the annoying class initialisation's that something like C# forces you to do. You can come up with a prototype blazingly quick compared to most languages. But that's pretty much where the benefits stop as it is very slow during runtime, which is why I don't use it for anything aside from basic conversion programs. People who use it for making games or real time rendering most likely have some sort of Sisyphus syndrome. Trannies love it probably because it's easy (real men love challenges) and any variable can be changed to whatever you want, much like their gender "identity".

 

[Drama keen]

The other good thing is that Python is actually used in the market, unlike the joke of C I did in the university, or Lisp, even worse so.